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Chryosten
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Basically, you're a on a quest to find the Holy Grail. However, in order to obtain it, you must fulfil an endless amount of requirements.

Example:
P1: First, You must head towards a castle to gain the king's blessing.
P2: Next, you have to conquer the castle itself.
P3: Afterwards, you will need to eat ice cream whilst hanging on a chandelier.
And so on and so forth...

So I guess that's about it I guess. So, shall we begin? I'll start things off.

First, you must build a castle out of dirt.

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Chryosten
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If they don't give candies the first time, possess one and make them attack a random stranger.

Loop_Stratos
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Then, get the key for the Holy Grail storage room.

Arverniraider24
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after you have the key you must fight Asmodeus, the giant snake

JACKinbigletters
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Then you must make boots from his scales and sell them to a guy call Fred.

Chryosten
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Later, you must head into a desert.

riku_ullman
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let me fix that for you.
Later, you must (put your) head into a desert (for 3 years straight).

Chryosten
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Afterwards, you need to create a portal to the underworld.

riku_ullman
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and destroy it and enter it after destroying it. and get to the underworld/

Loop_Stratos
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Then haunt the s*** of everyone in the underworld.

JACKinbigletters
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Then you must escape on a motorbike that you made out of fire and hatred.

Loop_Stratos
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Said Motorbike must be powered by the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!

Chryosten
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In order to gather friendship, you must forgive and revive the lost souls.

Loop_Stratos
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After you're no longer in the underworld, water the garden.

Chryosten
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Then, sacrifice 10 apples to the God of Harvest.

JACKinbigletters
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Then harvest said god's soul.

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