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Gantic
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Gantic
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King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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danwar123
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danwar123
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you send a squadron of penguins to strike.Their damadge is weakish.

Wrecked on the Richter Scale Cheese: 40/50 HP

I call in MY army.DragonArmy = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = DragonArmy
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
2,613 posts
Jester

Your dragon army does moderate damage, considering you are the only dragon left in existence (And the army)

Wrecked on the Richter Scale Cheese: 29/50

I be sp00ki 17spooki94me = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = 17spooki94me
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
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Your sp00kiness sucks so the cheese laughs at your attempt.
Wrecked on the Richter Scale Cheese 26/50
I infect the cheese with various diseases, parasites and viruses. NoCure = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = NoCure
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The cheese is vommiting and has feaver. Nice work!

Wrecked on the Richter Scale Cheese: 10/50

I headbutt the cheese. Headbutt = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = Headbutt
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The cheese faces the headbutt head on and pulls through. Barely.
Wrecked on the Richter Scale Cheese: 3/50
I finish off the cheese by turning it into a cheese cake and eating it. Nom = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = Nom
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

Errr, next time i'll boost your attack damage...

Wrecked on the Richter Scale Cheese: 3/50

I take the gun of one of the snipers from count to 100, and shot the cheese at the head! CRITICAL! epic shot! HeadShot = 6
GOD! GOT NINJA'D!

DICE RESULTS
6 = HeadShot
danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester

I create the Dragon cheese.Dragon_Cheese = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Dragon_Cheese
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

The first cheese I killed...is back...

Dragon Cheese: 100/100

Penguins, it's back. PenguinArmy = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = PenguinArmy
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

The penguins do a decent job of rushing the cheese.
Dragon Cheese 86/100
I rocket jump whilst on top of the cheese. VideoGamePhysics = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = VideoGamePhysics
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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YES! keep doing that way!

Dragon Cheese: 72/100

I try to poison the dragon! DarknessPoison = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = DarknessPoison
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
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The cheese has a stomache ache.

Dragon Cheese: 62/100

I take a sharp piece of glass and stab the cheese. SharpCut = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = SharpCut
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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Yes! cheeses are vulnerable to glass!

Dragon Cheese: 50/100

I THINK on the cheese when i'm not in a very good mood AngerThoughts = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = AngerThoughts
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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I REALLY don't want to know what you made the cheese think.

Dragon Cheese: 36/100

I force the cheese watch horrible MTV reality shows (That means all of them). TheHorror = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = TheHorror
red303
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red303
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Shepherd

The cheese begs you to end its life when "16 and pregnant" comes on.
Dragon Cheese: 17/100
I smack the cheese with a pillow. Pillow_Fight = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = Pillow_Fight
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
2,613 posts
Jester

The pillow you used was actually a log with a cover on it.
Dragon Cheese: 12/100
I shall steal the Dragon Cheese's Essence! PoachItsSoul = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = PoachItsSoul
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