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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The pit was way too shallow.

Bioshock Cheese 305/500

I infect the cheese with Mushroom = 10 spores

DICE RESULTS
10 = Mushroom
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The cheese just turned into a Paras.

Bioshock Cheese: 295/500

Guess. Again. PenguinArmy = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = PenguinArmy
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Awesome damage, Gogo!

Bioshock Cheese: 281/500

I put the cheese in my place on the dream that i had today, it begin as a very good dream, and ended as an obnoxiously emotionally painful nightmare PainfulNightmare = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = PainfulNightmare
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The good part in the beginning weakened it a bit, but the ending was HORRIFYING!

Bioshock Cheese: 270/500

I smash a window on the cheese. WindowSmash = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = WindowSmash
calwina
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calwina
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The smash left a bit of shards in the cheese.

Bioshock Cheese: 256/500

I spartan kick the cheese into a spike pit

ThisIsSparta = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = ThisIsSparta
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Spikes were too blunt.

Bioshock Cheese 255/500

I start cutting the cheese with Playing_cards = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Playing_cards
calwina
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calwina
300 posts
Blacksmith

The cards weren't sharp enough.

Bioshock Cheese 253/500

All i do is sit and watch it.
SitandWatch = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = SitandWatch
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
2,613 posts
Jester

The Cheese becomes extremely uncomfortable whilst you stare at it.

Bioshock Cheese 235/500

I laugh evilly at the cheese, and roll something lower than a 5! (Because I always do) BreakTheCurse = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = BreakTheCurse
red303
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red303
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Shepherd

The cheese is not impressed by your prediction.
Bioshock Cheese 234/500
I throw the cheese in the Microwave = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = Microwave
calwina
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calwina
300 posts
Blacksmith

The only part of the cheese that melted was the tip.

Bioshock Cheese: 227/500

I FUS RO DAH the cheese
I failed xD

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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Your Fus Ro Dah failed

Bioshock Cheese: 227/500

I use your FUS RO DAH CalwinaFUSRODAH = 20
and I summon Umbra to attack the cheese! ONETWOTHREEUMBRAISHERE = 16

DICE RESULTS
20 = CalwinaFUSRODAH
16 = ONETWOTHREEUMBRAISHERE
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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THE CHEESE IS SO MUCH DAMAGED!!!

Bioshock Cheese: 191/500

I summon my penguins again. PenguinArmy = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = PenguinArmy
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The cheese gets overwhelmed by penguins.

BioShock Cheese 171/500

I use Captain America's shield to bash the cheese. Justice = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = Justice
calwina
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calwina
300 posts
Blacksmith

The bash moved the cheese only by a bit.

Bioshock Cheese 165/500

I make it eat veggies.
EatYourVeggies = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = EatYourVeggies
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
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Jester

Cheese is mildly disgusted by the veggies

Bioshock Cheese: 151/500

I cry on the cheese with me acidic tears Cricricricricricri = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = Cricricricricricri
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