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Gantic
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Gantic
11,892 posts
King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Oh God, I missed two possible cheese kills. Sigh...

Chat Cheese: 454/500

I can finally do that again now! PenguinArmy = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = PenguinArmy
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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Call more penguins next time, please

Chat Cheese: 450/500

I spam the chat with smileys! 1d20=15 ...

DICE RESULTS
15 = 1d20
HahiHa
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HahiHa
8,259 posts
Regent

The smileys are pretty effective!

Chat Cheese: 435/500

I unleash a troll on the cheese. Troll = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Troll
calwina
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calwina
300 posts
Blacksmith

It was trolled so hard it sang the troll song itself.

Chat Cheese: 415/500

I make him watch Invader Zim, cause I'm watching it. InvaderZim = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = InvaderZim
danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

Turns out,it hate that show for whatever reason.

ChatCheese: 398/500

I attack the cheese with half of everything i got. All_In = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = All_In
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

You hit it with half of the intended damage.

Chat Cheese 388/500

I bash the cheese with a club. Smack = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = Smack
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

Well, your attack did only 30% of the expected damage...

Chat Cheese: 382/500

I spam the chat again Spam = 10 ...

DICE RESULTS
10 = Spam
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

The cheese knew you would do that again and temporarily banned you so it was weaker than before.

Chat Cheese: 372/500

I Inflame = 6 the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
6 = Inflame
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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The cheese seems to have some kind of fireproof enchantment...

Chat Cheese: 366/500

I spam again, but with a different smiley Spamming = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Spamming
Gantic
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Gantic
11,892 posts
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Your spam gets less effective the more you use it.
Chat Cheese: 363/500
I ban the Chat Cheese. Banninate = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Banninate
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

wow! good idea

Chat Cheese: 345/500

I make everyone leave the chat LeavingTheChat = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = LeavingTheChat
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

The cheese is heartbroken the sudden loss of people.

Chat Cheese: 327/500

I slice the cheese multiple times with a katana. ThousandCuts = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = ThousandCuts
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Your ninjaging is destroying the cheese!

Chat Cheese: 308/500

I Report = 16 the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
16 = Report
danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

The ban expires after a while..

I Flame = 15 the cheese

DICE RESULTS
15 = Flame
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

For some reason it did only 75% of the expected damage

Chat Cheese: 277/500

I throw a snowball in the cheese SnowBall = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = SnowBall
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