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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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akshobhya
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akshobhya
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But it didn't work out quite well.

Doctor Cheese: 362/500

I hit the cheese with an axe.

1d20=2

DICE RESULTS
2 = 1d20
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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You missed the hit!

Doctor Cheese: 360/500

I compare the cheese's HP to a circle! ThreeHundredSixty = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = ThreeHundredSixty
wookie1196
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wookie1196
856 posts
Jester

The cheese is temporarily offended but gets over it after a while

Doctor Cheese: 346/500

I'll attack the Doctor Cheese with a [roll 1d20 Laser Screwdriver]

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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Your screwdriver had no batteries

Doctor Cheese: 346/500

I attack the cheese with wookie1196's laser screwdriver Laser = 2 and I shot the cheese with a flamethrower! BURN = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Laser
2 = BURN
wookie1196
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wookie1196
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You managed to give the cheese a small first degree burn, but it healed quickly.

Doctor Cheese 342/500

I'll send some gas mask people at the cheese [roll 1d20 Are You My Mummy?]

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

You couldn't attack it again! (try to not use things like ?, !, numbers or spaces in the dices)

Doctor Cheese: 342/500

I send the people to the cheese WhatsHappening = 19 and I trap the cheese on a nuclear reactor! AHHHHHTHISHURTS = 13

DICE RESULTS
19 = WhatsHappening
13 = AHHHHHTHISHURTS
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The people did more damage to the cheese than the nuclear reactor, but whatever.

Doctor Cheese: 310/500

I anger the Doctor Cheese. Homeopathy = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Homeopathy
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese could control his temper well

Doctor Cheese: 308/500

I throw water on the cheese! WetNow = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = WetNow
wookie1196
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wookie1196
856 posts
Jester

He must really not like being wet

Doctor Cheese 296/500

I'll send niventros at the cheese Corruption = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = Corruption
akshobhya
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akshobhya
5,063 posts
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Which almost hit the bull's eye.
Doctor Cheese: 277/500.
I hit the cheese with a rod.
1d20=2

DICE RESULTS
2 = 1d20
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
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It broke after you hit it.

Doctor Cheese: 275/500

I drop the TARDIS on top of the cheese. Whoops = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = Whoops
wookie1196
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wookie1196
856 posts
Jester

The cheese was hurt in more ways than one but made up with sexy

Doctor Cheese 260/500

I'll send The Forgotten One after the cheese. Darkness = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = Darkness
akshobhya
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akshobhya
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But he did not do his work properly.
Doctor Cheese: 246/500
I send drones after the cheese.

1d20=2

DICE RESULTS
2 = 1d20
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

The drones were intercepted! D:

Doctor Cheese: 244/500

I throw a bomb in the cheese! Headshot = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Headshot
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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After being badly injured by the bomb, the cheese quickly recovered.

Doctor Cheese: 226/500

I send the Master Cheese to battle with the cheese. Rivals = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = Rivals
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