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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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wookie1196
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The fight was gruesome, but the Doctor Cheese forgave the Master Cheese in the end

Doctor Cheese 214/500

I'll attack the cheese with Living [roll 1d20 Plastic ]

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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(Try to avoid using spaces or symbols when labelling it)

The living plastic completely missed the target.

Doctor Cheese 214/500

I use the Living Plastic = 20 and light it on Fire = 11

DICE RESULTS
20 = Plastic
11 = Fire
Gogotank
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The Living Plastic melts on the cheese! But then the weather turned cold and it became solid again.

Doctor Cheese: 183/500

I throw a TV on the cheese's face. TVSmash = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = TVSmash
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The TV did seriously heavy damage to the cheese!

Doctor Cheese: 164/500

I explode the cheese! CreeperModeON = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = CreeperModeON
wookie1196
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You self-detonated, but you didn't deal much damage

Doctor Cheese 157/500

I'm out of ideas. I'll use Punch = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = Punch
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You punched it with 65% of the maximum strenght!

Doctor Cheese: 144/500

I attack the cheese violently WithFury = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = WithFury
HahiHa
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HahiHa
8,259 posts
Regent

The cheese eluded most of your assaults.

Doctor Cheese: 139/500

I unleash the Silence on the cheese. SilenceWillFall = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = SilenceWillFall
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The cheese seems to have forgotten some of its health after se- what were we talking about again?

Doctor Cheese 131/500

I play the sound of Drums = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = Drums
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese didn't like the drums a lot, but it could have been worst

Doctor Cheese: 123/500

I tell the cheese a Joke = 10 "If this is a skeleton, where is the bow?"

DICE RESULTS
10 = Joke
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The cheese laughed at first but now it doesn't like it.

Doctor Cheese: 113/500

I introduce the cheese to the Medic = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = Medic
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Doctor cheese was almost fired because they were rivals...

Doctor Cheese: 102/500

I shot an arrow on the cheese! TheBowIsHere = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = TheBowIsHere
wookie1196
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wookie1196
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You hit the cheese but managed to miss all the vital areas

Doctor Cheese 88/500

I'll summon Bahamut and use MegaFlare = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = MegaFlare
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The fire wasn't that effective but the cheese thanks you for warming it.

Doctor Cheese 82/500

I activate a black hole near the cheese. SuckedIn = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = SuckedIn
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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Regent

The black hole tears a substantial part off the cheese before it manages to evade its pull.

Doctor Cheese: 69/500

I shoot a laser cannon at the cheese. MoarHoles = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = MoarHoles
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You did a critical hit, but the cheese was 5% resistant

Doctor Cheese: 50/500

I yell near it! AHHHHHHHHHHH = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = AHHHHHHHHHHH
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