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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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wait, ChapZ also created a cheese, so, is it the Kraken cheese, or the Shadow cheese?

ChapZ
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ChapZ
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Duke

My dice didn't work. So let's keep the Shadow cheese.

armorplayergc has created the brick Shadow cheese! 500/500 HP

Slap = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Slap
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You slapped it hard! my attack boost probably is still in the air, or wherever we are

Shadow Cheese: 480/500 (96%)

I make the cheese almost starve of hunger, then, i force it to eat other cheeses, but poisoned cheeses HAHAHAHA CheeseCanibalism = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = CheeseCanibalism
danwar123
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danwar123
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You put the wrong dose of poison in the wrong cheeses.Minimal dmg is caused to itself or its self esteem

476/500

I swing my sword at the cheese.Hm01Cut = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Hm01Cut
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You have done a good swing!

Shadow Cheese: 459/500

Minimal dmg is caused to itself or its self esteem

my self esteem? WHAT self-esteem? i almost don't have it anymore!

I shot a lightning in teh cheese SweetLightning = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = SweetLightning
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
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Lighting bolt is always fun, isnt it? *M:TG reference*

Shadow Cheese: 444/500

I laugh evilly at its three matching numbers Evillaugh = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Evillaugh
nousername757
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nousername757
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Nomad

evilsweetblock pointlessly laughs into the shadow cheese

Shadow Cheese: 441/500

i throw a brick at the cheeseBrick = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = Brick
danwar123
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danwar123
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You threw a brick at a cheese brick.You suprisingly did decent damadge.

Shadow cheese: 425/500

I take a bite out of the cheese. Bite = 14


my self esteem? WHAT self-esteem? i almost don't have it anymore!

I mean the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
14 = Bite
nousername757
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nousername757
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Nomad

you do a really strong bite somehow

Shadow Cheese: 411/500

i take the cheese into minecraft and it gets so confused it explodes Explosion = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Explosion
ChapZ
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ChapZ
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Duke

A big explosion occurred dealing massive damage!

Shadow Cheese: 393/500 HP

I bring an army of rats to eat the cheese: [roll 1d20 RatsAttack!]

Gogotank
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Gogotank
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ChapZ's rat attack failed.

Shadow Cheese: 393/500

Penguin Army! ATTACK! PenguinArmy = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = PenguinArmy
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You must call more penguins

Shadow Cheese: 387/500

I summon LIGHT! but not lightning *hide myself from the light, or it will harm me* DangerousLight = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = DangerousLight
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The cheese is so annoyed by the light! ITS EYES BURN!

Shadow Cheese: 376/500

Ok, I'll try to call more penguins this time. PenguinArmy = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = PenguinArmy
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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OK, so, i'll boost your attack again...

Shadow Cheese: 371/500

I'll try to burn it with a skill of fire and light! FireOfLight = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = FireOfLight
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The cheese BURNS A LOT!!!!!

Shadow Cheese: 355/500

Let's see if your attack boost works. PenguinArmy = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = PenguinArmy
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