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Gantic
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Gantic
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King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
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Its defence IS increasing...

Shadow Cheese: 196/500

I'll use an ordinary slap. Slap = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = Slap
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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it's defence is annoying already D:

Shadow Cheese: 191/500

i use purely the power of my suppressed anger i am storing inside myself for 5 years in a row! [roll 1d20 Anger]

Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
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Sigh...

Shadow Cheese: 191/500

I help armorplayer unleash his anger and I throw a fireball on the cheese.
Anger = 5 Fireball = 13

DICE RESULTS
5 = Anger
13 = Fireball
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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errrr, let me use my anger again, now with more power!

Shadow Cheese: 173/500

Anger attack, now with more anger in a single attack! MoreAngerrrrrrr = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = MoreAngerrrrrrr
ChapZ
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ChapZ
2,136 posts
Duke

Your anger finally destroyed it's defense!

Shadow Cheese: 155/500

I summon a witch to cast a spell in the cheese! Spell = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Spell
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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YES! my anger have decreased it's defense! hooray!

Shadow Cheese: 135/500

I use the beacon from deep sleep again! DeepSleepBeacon = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = DeepSleepBeacon
nousername757
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nousername757
493 posts
Nomad

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Shadow Cheese 123/500

I somehow throw GlaDOS at the cheese GlaDOS = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = GlaDOS
ChapZ
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ChapZ
2,136 posts
Duke

You threw GLaDOS as a potato.

Shadow Cheese: 116/500

I throw cheese at the cheese! CheeseVsCheese = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = CheeseVsCheese
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
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Jester

The cheese endures deep mental scars from that.

Shadow Cheese: 103/500

I stare at the cheese, hatefully, trying to steal its dark energy like darkfire would. EvilLeechStare = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = EvilLeechStare
nousername757
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nousername757
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Nomad

evilsweetblock blinked after 10 seconds of staring

Shadow Cheese 94/500

I throw the cheese into an infinite fall from portal Infinitefall = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = Infinitefall
ChapZ
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ChapZ
2,136 posts
Duke

After 11 seconds the cheese hit the ledge and got away from the loop.

Shadow Cheese: 83/500

I use 100 creepers to blow the cheese. Creeper = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = Creeper
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
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I think you took baby creepers.

Shadow Cheese: 76/500

I throw the cheese at some wild Raticates. Raticate = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = Raticate
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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It's defense is too high!

Shadow Cheese: 69/500

I look the at the cheese! HatefulLook = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = HatefulLook
ChapZ
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ChapZ
2,136 posts
Duke

You don't have hatred enough!

Shadow Cheese: 60/500

I combine my hatred with armorplayergc! IHateCheese = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = IHateCheese
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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HOW?! I DIDN'T HAD SHOWN ENOUGH HATE?! THIS NEVER HAPPENED!

Shadow Cheese: 46/500

I will try to use more hatred! MoreHatretAttempt = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = MoreHatretAttempt
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