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Gantic
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Welcome to the Keymettic Arena, brave Forumnauts. Please keep your wits about you. We are currently in the fourth stage of experiments. Things may still be a bit glitchy here, so please be careful or you may wind up [randomed] or worse. Please keep the following in mind:

1. This might be one of the stupidest forum games you will play.
2. You probably have no idea what is going on here.
3. Forum rules still apply here.
4. Please use OOC if you are not in-character. All Forumnaut games are RP-lite. You're playing a character but you're playing yourself.

I will be keeping watch from my laboratory and try to resolve any glitchy issues that may occur during this experiment, but I make no promises. If you do happen to die during this experiment, please make another post and you will automatically be revived. You will lose an attack during resurrection.

As a Keymettic Warrior, you have three stats: Key, Met, and Tic. Each of these three stats are important in their own way. You are also outfitted with equipment of your choice.

When signing up for this experiment, please roll 3d6 points to your Key, Met, and Tic and assign the rolls to whatever stat you wish. Please also choose your main hand (MH) and offhand (OH) equipment.

CHARACTER SHEET
Name: (Your Username)
Age: (optional)
Background: (optional)
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Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
KEY:
MET:
TIC:

For default Knights:
Hands: 3d6+2 / +10
Main: Knight's Sword
Off: Knight's Shield
Armor: Knight's Armor +30
Head: Knight's Helmet
Torso: Knight's Body Armor
Legs: Knight's Leg Armor

For default Mods
Hands: 10d10
Main: Banhammer
Off: ---
Armor: Mod Aura +60
Head:
Torso: Mod Cape (neck)
Legs:

ARMORY
Your available equipment is as follows:
Axe of Rargh! - 1d12 (MH)
Clink Clank Sword - 3d4 (MH)
Parrying Dagger - 1d4 / +3 (OH) - Blocks certain attacks with a 4 roll.
Pew Pew Blaster - 2d6 (MH)
Plink Plank Sword - 1d6 (OH)
Plonk Plonk Shield - +5 (OH)
Really Big Shield - +20 (MH + OH) - Also defends one other person.
Wicked Ninja Blade - 3d4+2 (MH) - Please be careful with this! I'm pretty sure it's cursed.
Wicked Ninja Dagger - 1d4+2 (OH) - Please be careful with this! I'm pretty sure it's cursed.

Seasoned Forumnauts have access to better equipment.
ConsecuCount Cannon - 1+ (MH+OH)
Req: Successfully count to 100.
Special: Passive: Requires a minimum of three people to operate, the consecucount cannon gains 1 damage each successful attack and resets to 1 each 100th sequential successful attack on cooldown.

Redactive Shield - +8 (OH)
Req: Must have been redacted, deleted, descended, etc.
Special: Active: Cancels damage of next attack on self. Once per battle.

Ascendent Sword - 3d4 (MH)
Req: Must have been ascended, etc.
Special: Active: Doubles damage of next attack on selected target. Once per battle.

Golden Carrot Stick - 3d4+3 (MH)
Req: Gantickest Gantestant
Special: Passive: Double damage vs rabbity types.

Knight's Sword - 3d6+2 (MH)
Req: Knight
Special: Double damage vs. dragony types.

Knight's Shield - +10 (OH)
Req: Knight
Special: None.

Banhammer - 10d10 (MH+OH)
Req: Moderator
Special: Active: Banninate. Works on Users, Knights, and anything that isn't immune.

Mod Cape - +20 (Torso, neck)
Req: Moderator
Special: Passive: Negates damage of next attack on self after Banhammer special is used, except from anything that is immune to Banhammer special.
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Gantic
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FishPreferred finds an ever-beating heart, but there is no vial.

Everything but the ribs and pork belly appear to be salvageable.

ROSTER
12 / 05 / 06 Darkfire45
10 / 05 / 15 FishPreferred
17 / 10 / 11 JACKinbigletters
12 / 17 / 07 MattEmAngel
10 / 11 / 08 nivlac724
11 / 15 / 12 R2D21999
11 / 15 / 12 StormWalker

Inactive
(?? / ?? / ?? blk2860)
(11 / 08 / 15 danwar123)
(09 / 07 / 06 Loop_Stratos)
(09 / 13 / 10 Patrick2011)
(12 / 05 / 09 red303)
(10 / 13 / 06 Talonwood)

INVENTORY
Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH)
remote control?
helmet of some sort
thingamabauble
Wicked Ninja Blade - 3d4+2 (MH) (StormWalker)
Redactive Shield - +8 (OH) (StormWalker)
lumivore (used)
Axe of Rargh - 1d12 (MH) (nivlac724)
rusty discs
silver chalice
teapot
rabbit corpse
Really Big Shield - +20 (MH+OH) (FishPreferred)
ever-beating heart

LOCATIONS
Darkfire45 - in the fields of Arnabi
FishPreferred - in the fields of Arnabi
JACKinbigletters - in the fields of Arnabi
MattEmAngel - in the fields of Arnabi
nivlac724 - in the fields of Arnabi
R2D21999 - in the fields of Arnabi
StormWalker - in the fields of Arnabi

FishPreferred
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Duke

Name: FishPreferred
Age: Very old for a bear, which isn't all that old, actually.
Background: A lumbering black bear who seems dispassionate about everything. Has an encyclopaedic knowledge of obscure things with no practical application. While not a conventional Forumnaut, he may have inadvertently closed the rift while searching the porpoise tanks for unguarded herring.
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Hands:
Main: Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH)
Off: Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH)
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
KEY: 10
MET: 05
TIC: 15

I collect the ham and back bacon. "Do they want a specific kind of liquid, or will anything in a yellow vial do?"

Chryosten
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Herald

Name: Darkfire45
Age: Unknown
Background: Comes from the depths of the underworld to collect people's souls to experiment on.
-----
Hands:
Main: Ascendent Sword - 3d4
Off: Redactive Shield - +8
Armor:
Head: Dingy cloak (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
KEY: 12
MET: 5
TIC: 6

I revive yet again and attempt to lure the rabid wolf out with the dead rabbit. I also keep my weapons ready in case it attacks me again.

StormWalker
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Name: StormWalker
Age: Spaghetti & no Meatballs.
Background: The last femalloid. Killed all the rest.
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Hands
Main: Questionable Spear (2d10?)
Off: Questionable Spear
---
Armor
Head: Crown of Hypnotism (0?)
Torso: Leather vest (+5)
Legs: Leather Breeches (+5)
---
Base
KEY: 11
MET: 15
TIC: 12

I eat a flower and prepare to die.

Gantic
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FishPreferred asks a question, not realizing nobody near him can answer the question.

Darkfire45 attempts to lure the rabid wolf out with the dead rabbit, but nothing happens.

StormWalker tries to eat a flower but there aren't any flowers around.

ROSTER
12 / 05 / 06 Darkfire45
10 / 05 / 15 FishPreferred
17 / 10 / 11 JACKinbigletters
12 / 17 / 07 MattEmAngel
10 / 11 / 08 nivlac724
11 / 15 / 12 R2D21999
11 / 15 / 12 StormWalker

Inactive
(?? / ?? / ?? blk2860)
(11 / 08 / 15 danwar123)
(09 / 07 / 06 Loop_Stratos)
(09 / 13 / 10 Patrick2011)
(12 / 05 / 09 red303)
(10 / 13 / 06 Talonwood)

INVENTORY
Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH)
remote control?
helmet of some sort
thingamabauble
Wicked Ninja Blade - 3d4+2 (MH) (StormWalker)
Redactive Shield - +8 (OH) (StormWalker)
lumivore (used)
Axe of Rargh - 1d12 (MH) (nivlac724)
rusty discs
silver chalice
teapot
rabbit corpse
Really Big Shield - +20 (MH+OH) (FishPreferred)
ever-beating heart
pork legs x4
pork back

LOCATIONS
Darkfire45 - in the fields of Arnabi
FishPreferred - in the fields of Arnabi
JACKinbigletters - in the fields of Arnabi
MattEmAngel - in the fields of Arnabi
nivlac724 - in the fields of Arnabi
R2D21999 - in the fields of Arnabi
StormWalker - in the fields of Arnabi

FishPreferred
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Duke

Name: FishPreferred
Age: Very old for a bear, which isn't all that old, actually.
Background: A lumbering black bear who seems dispassionate about everything. Has an encyclopaedic knowledge of obscure things with no practical application. While not a conventional Forumnaut, he may have inadvertently closed the rift while searching the porpoise tanks for unguarded herring.
-----
Hands:
Main: Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH)
Off: Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH)
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
KEY: 10
MET: 05
TIC: 15

I go back to the altar thing and ask the robot if a specific kind of liquid needs to be in the vial.

OOC: I can't understand what's delaying Inlé's champion. The colossal robot-kaijū battle of epic proportion should have started hours ago, and I spent 30 haddock on these seat tickets.

Chryosten
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Herald

Name: Darkfire45
Age: Unknown
Background: Comes from the depths of the underworld to collect people's souls to experiment on.
-----
Hands:
Main: Ascendent Sword - 3d4
Off: Redactive Shield - +8
Armor:
Head: Dingy cloak (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
KEY: 12
MET: 5
TIC: 6

I attempt to track the annoying rabid wolf down whilst holding my weapons at the ready.

StormWalker
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Jester

Name: StormWalker
Age: Spaghetti & no Meatballs.
Background: The last femalloid. Killed all the rest.
---
Hands
Main: Questionable Spear (2d10?)
Off: Questionable Spear
---
Armor
Head: Crown of Hypnotism (0?)
Torso: Leather vest (+5)
Legs: Leather Breeches (+5)
---
Base
KEY: 11
MET: 15
TIC: 12

I eat some grass instead.

Gantic
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FishPreferred asks the robot rabbit if the vial needs to contain a specific fluid.
"Yes, we are looking for a specific vial."

Darkfire45 attempts to track down the rabid wolf and readies his sword.
1d20=18 < MET
1d20=3 < TIC
The rabid wolf appears from nowhere and dismembers Darkfire45 like a dog dismembers a stuffed toy.

StormWalker eats some of the pink grass. She starts to feel a bit funny and the world around her starts spinning.

DICE RESULTS
18 = 1d20
3 = 1d20
StormWalker
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8,232 posts
Jester

Name: StormWalker
Age: Spaghetti & no Meatballs.
Background: The last femalloid. Killed all the rest.
---
Hands
Main: Questionable Spear (2d10?)
Off: Questionable Spear
---
Armor
Head: Crown of Hypnotism (0?)
Torso: Leather vest (+5)
Legs: Leather Breeches (+5)
---
Base
KEY: 11
MET: 15
TIC: 12

oh crap i'm gonna get high aren't i

FishPreferred
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Duke

Name: FishPreferred
Age: Very old for a bear, which isn't all that old, actually.
Background: A lumbering black bear who seems dispassionate about everything. Has an encyclopaedic knowledge of obscure things with no practical application. While not a conventional Forumnaut, he may have inadvertently closed the rift while searching the porpoise tanks for unguarded herring.
-----
Hands:
Main: Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH)
Off: Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH)
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
KEY: 10
MET: 05
TIC: 15

I try to find @MattEmAngel. If I can't find him, I try to find the trap he was carrying, hopefully without stepping on it.

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Name: Darkfire45
Age: Unknown
Background: Comes from the depths of the underworld to collect people's souls to experiment on.
-----
Hands:
Main: Ascendent Sword - 3d4
Off: Redactive Shield - +8
Armor:
Head: Dingy cloak (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
KEY: 12
MET: 5
TIC: 6

I revive yet again.

OOC: That rabid wolf might be holding the yellow vial of liquid since it attacked us both whilst we were searching for it. Or it could just be a normal case of rabies. Doesn't hurt to try though.

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Treasurer

ame: R2D21999
Age: 1999
Background: A robot who can bake poisonous cookies.
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Hands: 3d6+2 / +10
Main: Knight's Sword
Off: Knight's Shield
Armor: Knight's Armor +30
Head: Knight's Helmet
Torso: Knight's Body Armor
Legs: Knight's Leg Armor
-----
Base stats:
KEY: 11
MET: 15
TIC: 12

I slap Storm to get her out of her highness. If that doesn't work, then I at least slapped her.

Gantic
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FishPreferred finds the bear trap MattEmAngel was using.

Darkfire45 revivifies.

R2D21999 doesn't see StormWalker anywhere. Instead, he finds a rabbit wearing what StormWalker was wearing and wielding what StormWalker was wielding.

FishPreferred
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Duke

Name: FishPreferred
Age: Very old for a bear, which isn't all that old, actually.
Background: A lumbering black bear who seems dispassionate about everything. Has an encyclopaedic knowledge of obscure things with no practical application. While not a conventional Forumnaut, he may have inadvertently closed the rift while searching the porpoise tanks for unguarded herring.
-----
Hands:
Main: Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH)
Off: Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH)
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
KEY: 10
MET: 05
TIC: 15

I bait the trap with the dead rabbit and leave it near the place where Darkfire keeps dying. I then observe the spot from a safe distance.

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