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King

Posted December 31, '14 10:32pm UTC

Welcome to the Keymettic Arena, brave Forumnauts. Please keep your wits about you. We are currently in the fourth stage of experiments. Things may still be a bit glitchy here, so please be careful or you may wind up [randomed] or worse. Please keep the following in mind:

1. This might be one of the stupidest forum games you will play.
2. You probably have no idea what is going on here.
3. Forum rules still apply here.
4. Please use OOC if you are not in-character. All Forumnaut games are RP-lite. You're playing a character but you're playing yourself.

I will be keeping watch from my laboratory and try to resolve any glitchy issues that may occur during this experiment, but I make no promises. If you do happen to die during this experiment, please make another post and you will automatically be revived. You will lose an attack during resurrection.

As a Keymettic Warrior, you have three stats: Key, Met, and Tic. Each of these three stats are important in their own way. You are also outfitted with equipment of your choice.

When signing up for this experiment, please roll 3d6 points to your Key, Met, and Tic and assign the rolls to whatever stat you wish. Please also choose your main hand (MH) and offhand (OH) equipment.

CHARACTER SHEET
Name: (Your Username)
Age: (optional)
Background: (optional)
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Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
KEY:
MET:
TIC:

For default Knights:
Hands: 3d6+2 / +10
Main: Knight's Sword
Off: Knight's Shield
Armor: Knight's Armor +30
Head: Knight's Helmet
Torso: Knight's Body Armor
Legs: Knight's Leg Armor

For default Mods
Hands: 10d10
Main: Banhammer
Off: ---
Armor: Mod Aura +60
Head:
Torso: Mod Cape (neck)
Legs:

ARMORY
Your available equipment is as follows:
Axe of Rargh! - 1d12 (MH)
Clink Clank Sword - 3d4 (MH)
Parrying Dagger - 1d4 / +3 (OH) - Blocks certain attacks with a 4 roll.
Pew Pew Blaster - 2d6 (MH)
Plink Plank Sword - 1d6 (OH)
Plonk Plonk Shield - +5 (OH)
Really Big Shield - +20 (MH + OH) - Also defends one other person.
Wicked Ninja Blade - 3d4+2 (MH) - Please be careful with this! I'm pretty sure it's cursed.
Wicked Ninja Dagger - 1d4+2 (OH) - Please be careful with this! I'm pretty sure it's cursed.

Seasoned Forumnauts have access to better equipment.
ConsecuCount Cannon - 1+ (MH+OH)
Req: Successfully count to 100.
Special: Passive: Requires a minimum of three people to operate, the consecucount cannon gains 1 damage each successful attack and resets to 1 each 100th sequential successful attack on cooldown.

Redactive Shield - +8 (OH)
Req: Must have been redacted, deleted, descended, etc.
Special: Active: Cancels damage of next attack on self. Once per battle.

Ascendent Sword - 3d4 (MH)
Req: Must have been ascended, etc.
Special: Active: Doubles damage of next attack on selected target. Once per battle.

Golden Carrot Stick - 3d4+3 (MH)
Req: Gantickest Gantestant
Special: Passive: Double damage vs rabbity types.

Knight's Sword - 3d6+2 (MH)
Req: Knight
Special: Double damage vs. dragony types.

Knight's Shield - +10 (OH)
Req: Knight
Special: None.

Banhammer - 10d10 (MH+OH)
Req: Moderator
Special: Active: Banninate. Works on Users, Knights, and anything that isn't immune.

Mod Cape - +20 (Torso, neck)
Req: Moderator
Special: Passive: Negates damage of next attack on self after Banhammer special is used, except from anything that is immune to Banhammer special.
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Stage One??? | Stage Two | Stage Three

Welcome to the [b]Keymettic Arena[/b], brave Forumnauts. Please keep your wits about you. We are currently in the fourth stage of experiments. Things may still be a bit glitchy here, so please be careful or you may wind up [randomed] or worse. Please keep the following in mind:

As a Keymettic Warrior, you have three stats: [b]Key[/b], [b]Met[/b], and [b]Tic[/b]. Each of these three stats are important in their own way. You are also outfitted with equipment of your choice.

[b]CHARACTER SHEET[/b]
Name: (Your Username)
Age: (optional)
Background: (optional)
-----
Hands:
    Main: 
    Off: 
Armor:
    Head: nothing (0)
    Torso: shirt (0)
    Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
KEY: 
MET: 
TIC:

For default Knights:
Hands: 3d6+2 / +10
    Main: Knight's Sword
    Off: Knight's Shield
Armor: Knight's Armor +30
    Head: Knight's Helmet
    Torso: Knight's Body Armor
    Legs: Knight's Leg Armor

For default Mods
Hands: 10d10
    Main: Banhammer
    Off: ---
Armor: Mod Aura +60
    Head: 
    Torso: Mod Cape (neck)
    Legs:

[b]ARMORY[/b]
Your available equipment is as follows:
[b]Axe of Rargh![/b] - 1d12 (MH)
[b]Clink Clank Sword[/b] - 3d4 (MH)
[b]Parrying Dagger[/b] - 1d4 / +3 (OH) - Blocks certain attacks with a 4 roll.
[b]Pew Pew Blaster[/b] - 2d6 (MH)
[b]Plink Plank Sword[/b] - 1d6 (OH)
[b]Plonk Plonk Shield[/b] - +5 (OH)
[b]Really Big Shield[/b] - +20 (MH + OH) - Also defends one other person.
[b]Wicked Ninja Blade[/b] - 3d4+2 (MH) - Please be careful with this! I'm pretty sure it's cursed.
[b]Wicked Ninja Dagger[/b] - 1d4+2 (OH) - Please be careful with this! I'm pretty sure it's cursed.

Seasoned Forumnauts have access to better equipment.
[b]ConsecuCount Cannon[/b] - 1+ (MH+OH)
Req: Successfully count to 100.
Special: Passive: Requires a minimum of three people to operate, the consecucount cannon gains 1 damage each successful attack and resets to 1 each 100th sequential successful attack on cooldown.

[b]Redactive Shield[/b] - +8 (OH)
Req: Must have been redacted, deleted, descended, etc.
Special: Active: Cancels damage of next attack on self. Once per battle.

[b]Ascendent Sword[/b] - 3d4 (MH)
Req: Must have been ascended, etc.
Special: Active: Doubles damage of next attack on selected target. Once per battle.

[b]Golden Carrot Stick[/b] - 3d4+3 (MH)
Req: Gantickest Gantestant
Special: Passive: Double damage vs rabbity types.

[b]Knight's Sword[/b] - 3d6+2 (MH)
Req: Knight
Special: Double damage vs. dragony types.

[b]Knight's Shield[/b] - +10 (OH)
Req: Knight
Special: None.

[b]Banhammer[/b] - 10d10 (MH+OH)
Req: Moderator
Special: Active: Banninate. Works on Users, Knights, and anything that isn't immune.

[b]Mod Cape[/b] - +20 (Torso, neck)
Req: Moderator
Special: Passive: Negates damage of next attack on self after Banhammer special is used, except from anything that is immune to Banhammer special.
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[url=http://armorgames.com/community/thread/12301677/count-to-100-insert-coin-here]Stage One???[/url] | [url=http://armorgames.com/community/thread/12309816/the-forumnauts-and-the-secret-rift-chamber-of-the-nefarious-ganticombs-100-contained/page/1]Stage Two[/url] | [url=http://armorgames.com/community/thread/12352164/the-forumnauts-and-the-experimental-forum-game-for-nefarious-porpoises]Stage Three[/url]

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King

Posted March 29, '15 5:31pm UTC Edited March 29, '15 5:31pm UTC by Gantic

The white rabbit charges his cannon. 1d20=3

[6/100]

DICE RESULTS

3 = 1d20

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Duke

Posted March 29, '15 5:44pm UTC Edited March 29, '15 5:44pm UTC by FishPreferred

Name: FishPreferred
Age: Very old for a bear, which isn't all that old, actually.
Background: A lumbering black bear who seems dispassionate about everything. Has an encyclopaedic knowledge of obscure things with no practical application. While not a conventional Forumnaut, he may have inadvertently closed the rift while searching the porpoise tanks for unguarded herring.
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Hands:
Main: Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH)
Off: Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH)
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
KEY: 10
MET: 05
TIC: 15

I speak to the sky rabbit, who I assume to be Frith. "Excuse me; hi. We now know where the vial has got to... What exactly is being disrupted?"

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Jester

Posted March 29, '15 7:55pm UTC

Name: StormWalker
Age: Spaghetti & no Meatballs.
Background: The last femalloid. Killed all the rest.
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Hands
Main: Questionable Spear (2d10?)
Off: Questionable Spear
---
Armor
Head: Crown of Hypnotism (0?)
Torso: Leather vest (+5)
Legs: Leather Breeches (+5)
---
Base
KEY: 11
MET: 15
TIC: 12

"Who's the sky rabbit?" I ask to the Bunnillion.

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King

Posted March 30, '15 2:56am UTC Edited March 30, '15 2:56am UTC by Gantic

The white rabbit ignores FishPreferred's attempts to speak to him.

"He is the creator and the destroyer," the rabbits tell StormWalker.

The white rabbit charges his cannon. 1d20=2

[8/100]

DICE RESULTS

2 = 1d20

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Jester

Posted March 30, '15 2:57am UTC

"Are we all going to stop existing once the cannon's charged up?"

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Duke

Posted March 30, '15 3:32pm UTC

I move to one side and attempt to gauge the intended trajectory of the sky rabbit's projectile.

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King

Posted March 30, '15 4:48pm UTC

"Yes, we will all cease to exist," the rabbits tell StormWalker, "but he will be bring us back because Arnabi is forever. Only the enemies of Arnabi will remain in limbo."

FishPreferred attempts to gauge the intended trajectory of the cannon's projetile, but it seems like it is pointed at him n matter where he stands.

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Duke

Posted March 30, '15 5:56pm UTC

I go back to the robot and inform it that the god of misfortune has the yellow vial, and is now a diseased member of the Bunillion. I then attempt to claim friþgeard at the altar.

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Jester

Posted March 30, '15 8:37pm UTC

Maybe you should eat some grass instead, Fish.

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King

Posted March 31, '15 5:15pm UTC Edited March 31, '15 5:15pm UTC by Gantic

"But you do not have it," the robot rabbit tells FishPreferred.

FIshPreferred attempts to claim sanctuary by the altar.

The white rabbit charges his cannon. 1d20=12

[20/100]

DICE RESULTS

12 = 1d20

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Duke

Posted March 31, '15 7:20pm UTC

I take one of the ham hocks and hold it just out of reach of the rabid one. If it tries to take it, I pull away toward the robot. If not, I eat the ham.

OOC: I'm keeping that option open, Storm, but I have at least three more turns to devote to obstinacy.

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Jester

Posted March 31, '15 9:01pm UTC Edited March 31, '15 9:02pm UTC by StormWalker

I want ham now.
I go over to FishPreferred in the hopes of eating some ham.

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King

Posted April 1, '15 2:36am UTC

The rabid rabbit is uninterested in raw pork.
FIshPreferred eats some of it instead.

StormWalker wants to eat some ham, but a voice in her head tells her that all she needs is Arnabian pinkgrass.

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Duke

Posted April 1, '15 3:12am UTC Edited April 1, '15 3:12am UTC by FishPreferred

And that's why I didn't eat the grass.

I triumphantly eat the rest of the ham hock and offer the bacon to Shardik, as apparently I can't get the attention of any of the deities actually in charge of this place.

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