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*Inside the treasure room you find....Fake gold!*

This isn't the room guys!

*fake gold golem appears in front of nicho*

I don't know what you're dealing with down there but I hope you deal with it quick before this hole repairs itself.

WHAT!? The Fake Gold Golem... he is... The Dragon! he transformed into a golem!

*Golem starts shooting giant fake gold lasers everywhere*

*After the explosions everywhere the mushroom balloons to the size of a refrigerator, it will continue to grow as heat is placed upon it, when the laser hits it it triples in size and begins to fill the room and stick to the floor and the dragon. It will continue to grow until either it runs out of space or heat to fuel its growth

*Jumps in*

Have no fear! Danwar is here!
*shuts down laser with EMP bomb*

BUT THAT MUSHROOM IS GROWING TOO BIG! WE ARE GOING TO BE... SUFFOCATED... BECAUSE THERE IS *voice gets weaker* no air...

*summons a nodachi and proceeds to slice up the mushroom, collecting all the pieces, teleporting it to a pocket dimension before imploding the dimension itself*

And just in case...

*freezes nodachi to the point where it literally becomes ice and crumbles*

*Pulls Heavy Railcannon out of nowhere* hello golem! goodbye, golem!!! *Proceeds to fire at the golem with the railcannon, ripping it's limbs off*

*takes out a Shadow Pickaxe and starts collecting the fake gold from the golem*

I can sell this as normal gold!

*golem regenerates it's limbs before transforming into a djinn*

Uh. Okay. Now what?

Uuuhm ... Are you a wish-granting djinn, or a spiteful psychotic djinn?

Can you give me more wishes if I give you the fake gold back?

*djinn summons a giant fist to land on top of ap and Fish*

I'm pretty sure you have your answer here.

Alright! *takes out shadow sword and shield*

I'm going to kill you! (unless someone kills you first )

*djinn turns into a hydra and shoots water at everyone*

And it can only get worse.