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joshua_setyantoro
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joshua_setyantoro
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Can I order beer here?

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danwar123
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danwar123
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I'm back. And from what i know, a bunch of stuff happened. also, I have bad news...

More hydras are coming.

*the sound of many sets of feet pounding gets louder and louder, from not even audible to thundering*

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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More hydras? I'll just let my mecha handle it.

*teleports outside the tavern and jumps inside the mecha*

Speaking of the mecha, I finally decided to give it a name. I now call it Hydragion! Anyway, hydra meat, here I come!

*summons plasma battleaxe before charging towards the group of hydras*

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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wow, that Nagra recording machine made me feel very bad

can I have another one?

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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*some time later my mecha comes back dragging several hydra corpses behind me*

Anyone want a free hydra corpse? Only 10 gold each.

shafaet
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shafaet
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Blacksmith

*Throws away the hydra plate and starts slashing all the Hydra necks* shouldn't have ate that garbage!

FishPreferred
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FishPreferred
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Head 3: Are you ... Are you trying to decapitate yourself? Here, just eat this.
*passes nagra meat to shafaet*

shafaet
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shafaet
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*Puts a fork through head 3's head* Your not a part of me! You don't expect me to turn into a Mutated Hydra-Human monster! *Uses a flamethrower to Burns Head 3's face*

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Upon further research, it appears that the hydra meat will only affect animals and beastmen. Humans are exempt from this. Please don't ask how I found that out. It was rather violent.

Doombreed
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Doombreed
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I assume it had something to do with the samples we all took. I've been working on the samples with my Avatar as an assistant and I've made some important discoveries which are bound to leave mankind completely unaffected. I am sure I can find some application for them though...All in good time xD

etg2002
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etg2002
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here Shafaet. *Starts slicing up Shafaet's extra faces* i can cremate them and slice them off

Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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Marquis

Sounds Fun!

shafaet
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shafaet
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Blacksmith

Than I guess there is some sort of Anti-Virus for this right? *Looks out into Hahiha's lab* Yay! found it! *Injects himself and turns back into a humanoid*

Chryosten
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I don't think HahiHa would approve of you rummaging through his lab. So you better write your will whilst you still can since he's going to hunt you down and murder you.

Although you're probably going to be revived later on

HahiHa
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HahiHa
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My lab? Nah, that one's an old decoy. Nobody could enter my real lab. But then why... *scratches his head* Oh! That's where it has gone! That has to be the necrotizing agent I thought I had lost long ago! I probably stowed it in there by error. However, that means we gotta treat you real fast, or you'll lose more than your extra heads.

*shoves shafaet in a glass sarcophagus that quickly fills up with some semitransparent liquid*

So, just stay put in there for a minute. It'll be particularly painful, and over quickly.

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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OH NO! HahiHa was the evil guy all this time!

*wears Shadow Armor* *takes Shadow Shield and Shadow Sword*

I think I have to defeat him now, will anyone help me?

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