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joshua_setyantoro
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joshua_setyantoro
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Can I order beer here?

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armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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YAY! so, it's going to be me, Blob, Swarm, Mr.Rainbow and Doom

HahiHa
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HahiHa
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Collection pieces, whatever their nature may be, are usually characterised by their rarity, not their dangerousness. Then again it's Doom we're talking about...

Swarmlord2
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Wait... What is that we're doing, AP? Very dangerous, HahiHa. He has a giant, possessed, metal scorpion WITH ONLY SIX LEGS!!!

Doombreed
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Οh trust me...it is the rarest person or thing I have ever come across Even rarer than the brass scorpion xD

And, well, if anyone would like to help, I have to take a detachment of the Blood God's finest warriors and attack a system held by the decadent followers of Slaanesh in Segmentum Obscurus. The thing is that the whole operation has to be carried out fast because Imperial forces will arrive to defend as soon as they are alerted to our presence...

Swarmlord2
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Slaaneshi? Nice to kill. Any particular targets?

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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BLOOD!? *takes out Icy Shadow Sword* DO YOU NEED MY BLOOD?! I CAN BLEED IF I HAVE TO!

Doombreed
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Nah, not your blood...just the blood of those debased pleasure seekers will do. Well, as for particular targets, no one. The bigger the better though. If you find a Keeper of Secrets for example, well, let's just say its head would make a nice trophy

Ready?

*opens a Warp Portal* grab your gear, ready up and step into the portal once you are good to go. I'll be waiting

*enters the portal*

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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YAY! I'll finally know what happens when Doom enters The Warp! *prepares Icy Shadow Sword* *takes Shadow Shield* *wears shadow armor* let's go, Blob...
*enters the portal*

dorukayhan
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wait, don't leave me behind! *rushes to the portal with his armatar and a quite big red button*

Chryosten
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Must every event in the inn have to involve in battle? I need someone to try out this smelly drink I've ordered.

*take out a large barrel filled with some foul liquid and places it on the bar table*

According to reviews, it's quite delicious if you ignore the smell. It does have the side effect of keeping other people and creatures away from you.

Doombreed
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*docqk and ap appear onto a seemingly normal field but soon realize how wrong they are. The sky is a deep dark red, birds fly backwards, the grass is scorched, people have been turned into statues that decorate the whole field and seem to change positions when not looked at*

Welcome, welcome! I hope you are ready, the debauched fiends always have some nasty surprises for us Anyway, time to address my army.

*Goes to a hill overlooking a field where a massive army of red daemons with swords, mechanical quadrupedal monsters called juggernauts and human followers clad in blood red armor and wielding chainswords is waiting*

Soldiers of the Blood God! Takers of Skulls! You have brought glory to Khorne for over 2000 years! And tonight you will channel your fury to defeat our most hated foe! It is time the indolent pleasure seekers learn to fear the wrath of the Blood God!

*Arny responds by lifting their weapons in celebration*

It is time. March!

*Army marches to a larger field for easier travelling between dimensions*

Ok. Now we wait. Sooner or later, the barrier between warpspace and realspace will become very thin. My ability to manipulate tears is somewhat limited. We need to identify these openings, choose the best for our needs and I should be able to tear them open. At this point, all of you will have to strike hard and fast. Exit the portals weapons on! We have to deal as much damage as possible in the shortest amount of time.

armorplayergc
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I AM READY FOR A BATTLE! *buffs attack from everyone near me*

etg2002
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etg2002
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ah...
finally back from the horrible realm known as Real Life.
oh, a battle? well, my stuff is ready, might as well call down a few Warmechs.
*Massive humanoid mechanations drop out of the sky, obliterating whatever they land on*
what are we fighting now?

Doombreed
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Oh I don't know about you, me docqk and ap are in the warp, about to emerge to an entirely different system on the other side of the galaxy. But hey, those mechs will look good on the Tavern

Chryosten
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Is the portal still open? I want to try out a few new weapons.

*summons dual Hydra Pistols*

Powered by a mini tessaract and able to dish out multiple elemental attacks thanks to the hydra samples. It also possesses a last resort just in case we get trapped (which is unlikely).

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