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The hive-ships are in place. Not much getting through.

alright. not like they could fight the doom cell anyways...
*warps out fleet*

So... did we win, Doom?

*Claws a Marine's face out*

I am a little busy right now, they are attacking from all sides!

Ok. I can sense them. The Inquisition has signed the exterminatus order. They are already firing!

*Massive laser beams appear from the sky, plasma bombs, cannon shots and virus bombs start dropping as the ground is shaking and cracking*

That's our cue to leave!

*opens Warp portal*

In, all of you, quickly! Swarmlord, now that we are leaving ,the Marines will be able to evacuate. Take them out with your fleet.

*Enters portal*

Everybody is fighting monsters, only I do want to order a drink...

THEN DRINK! *Suicides*

ah,don't you just love it when your computer breaks down and you are forced to use your old laptop? also, what pace Marines? i killed most of them. oh well. Toodles!(i am going to sleep extremely soon, don't expect me to respond) (dang i hate this spacebar)

AHHH! ETG! SWARM! D: *pushes everyone in the portal and jumps on it*

*Respawns in the Tavern* Is everybody OK? Suicide was the quickest way out

*jumps back into tavern whilst my hydra explodes elsewhere*

That was a fun campaign. Anyone up for a drink to relax?

I want the strongest wine you have there, I want to lose my senses

*foul-smelling rainbow sludge sloshes against the walls, upsetting tables and chairs*
*mutant hydra-rats fire tiny elemental blasts at the advancing sludge, preventing its escape*
*long thorny vines slowly creep through the chimney and doors and along the walls*
*angry patrons strain their voices trying to make their complaints audible above the chaos around them*
*a Department of Health official furiously scribbles notes on his clipboard*

Wait. What happened when we were away which caused the tavern to be like this?

*passes ap the strongest wine in the world*

Look out! *pushes the official out of a poisonous vine's way*

Oh man...Fish, you had something to do with this didn't you?

Oh wait, I do recall asking someone to try out a new drink I ordered. I wonder if this was the result of i-

*suddenly gets wrapped in vines and dragged up the chimney*