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you missed. it kinda went through my hologram. *appears on other side of room* just because i am going to get you NINJA'D does not mean you can kill me.

It was highly explosive.

...meaning, it hit the walls of the tavern and...

oh no.

*tavern walls crumbles*

EVACUATE AT ONCE!

*tavern magically fixes itself*

We had a wizard place an enchantment on this place to ensure that it doesn't get destroyed by all the chaos. It works surprising well although there may be a few hiccups now and then.

...oh.

*plants bomb arrows all over the tavern*

Well etg, you can't escape this.

*boom*

i cant? well... i am kinda a ninja... *poofs into a cloud of smoke* *appears after the tavern fixes itself* did you notice how this tavern turned from a little bar to a full on tavern? and @Doombreed can you do something about Loop? i would like it if you could set one of my ninja stars on fire...

Well you might not be human with all that kinds of powers. Whatever.

(how does using smoke bombs make you invincible, i'll never know)

it is the part where i can disappear into smoke. oh... and welcome to your NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!!! *loops bow and arrows disappears* ah, i love teleportation tech...

...

*P.I.E. Cannon ready to fire. Target: etg2002*

Yes, i did hack to your cannon.

*Firing... now!*

*materialises spellbook from nowhere*

If you two fight any further inside this tavern, I will have to take evasive action.This is not your personal battleground! Hell, all the customers have run away due to your fight and all the soda's been spilt!

I'm... actually still here. Can anyone give me a lava drink please?

err, you do realize that thing has a 100 Metabyte encoded firewall plus a virus releaser if anyone hacks it, right? also, i activate a portal gun to capture the shot then send it to your house, loop. and by the way... *teleprots loop to alternate dimension* GET REKT!

*fire a homing ball of lava at etg2002*

I did warn you guys to stop fighting. Also, your drink has arrived Gogo. It just need to badly burn someone first.

I was hoping to kill two birds with one stone! And I just found another supplier of daemon juice so the delivery should come in a day or two.

ego inflecto ut bestia, meus saluto.

One beer please, I need it.

ego inflecto ut bestia, [...]