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She behaves herself. Plays around and eats oranges. Unfortunately I don't speak cat so I can't find out where she's from to send her home. I came here to ask if anyone here speaks cat.

1 I only studied lapin, and most of that I forgot.
2 Why cat? How is that supposed to be in any way even suggestive of anything at all feline?
3 What on earth is wrong with her hair?

*throws sword in a way it spins like a boomerang*

*sword comes back to me and cuts irons and cups and glasses and plates and such*

*faints*

*sword and shield disappears*

*appears in a pitch black place*

Umm... Hello?

Those are her ears, @FishPreferred She's a catgirl.

I'm referring to the boomerang-thing protruding from the middle of her head, actually.

No, I don't know why her hair is like that. This is a secondary concern at present because I have a random kitten child living in my house who was delivered to my house in a box and I'm very confused and worried.

She can't be a kitten. To choose only one of myriad reasons, I'd like to point out that no felid has a tail like that. Coyotes, maybe, but even that's a stretch.

Ok. I see. Who here speaks dog?

i speak Labrador! close enough for you?

At this point I'll try anything. I just need to go home and get her...

I think fox is the closest, even though there are some characteristics that do not match the feline nature of it.

Aha! So I just need to find someone who speaks fox. Anybody know a guy?

I know a little bit of the fox language, but Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding is one of those words that does not translate well into other languages.

*some distance away*

Aah! I heard a rabid fox!

*shoots with a hunting rifle in the direction of Arm_Candy*

Snipers!? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Quick, get under the bar!