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Oh you are evacuating right now!

*Opens ominous warp portal*

This way please!

*Laser cannon misses me by 1/4 of an inch*
Agh! Don't do that! I was trying to get out of here stealthily, hence the spoon. Now, I'll just use this auger that was in the corner. Wait, why was there an auger in the corner?
*Shakes head, starts tunneling again, now with auger*

What is going on in here?!

Do I need to call a mod?!

What is going on in here?!

Do I need to call a mod?!

If you always need to call a mod on a specific thread then you never need to!

*still floating in ominous dark space*

Weeeee!

*Emerges from tunnel away from tavern*
I'm free! FREE!
*Runs away back home*

*presses a button underneath bar table*

*two hands pop out of the roof of the tavern and drag phil and Gogo back to the tavern*

It's dangerous to go out. There are land and space sharks about.

Which was why I was trying to put distance between myself and them. Right, help me with these tablecloths. We're building a hot air balloon.

why a hot air balloon when you can have a flying fortress? *calls in airstrike to deal with land/space sharks, then calls in flying fortress*

why a hot air balloon when you can have a flying fortress?

Because that's what can be made from human skin

Hey.

I'm new here.

You all seem cool here. The last website was on was full of trolls, so I decided to try this place out.

You can keep your flying fortresses and your human skin balloons. This one is made from tablecloths and it's mine.
*Finishes construction*
Right. Up up and away!

What? You're going now? I only got two of these tablecloths patched. The rest are still covered in sword-cuts, burn marks, and claw holes. Are you sure that tea light will give it enough lift?

You might want to lay low right now, shadowkiller. The daemons don't have very good friend/foe recognition, and etg2002's orbital laser has terrible aim.

Fine, fine. Hand me that gaffer tape.

What tape? I don't have any. I have a fishing gaff. Will that do?