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How ugly am I? I'm so ugly that everyone died!

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How injured are you?

How injured am I?? I'll have you know, I got a paper cut and only sucked on my finger for 45 minutes!

Welcome to the Sugary Spateen. How ironic are you?

How Ironic am I? I fell off a cliff and died while I was talking about our stock prices plummeting!

Wlecmoe to the Spitting Platoon, How Grammarless are you?

How Grammarless am I? I once said "three dollars or less" instead of "three dollars or fewer"!!

Welcome to Poopy Poop, how dirty are you?

How dirty am I? I'm so dirty water wont even come close to me!

Welcome to the Salty Spatulas, how sleazy are you?

Sleazy? You'd beter stay away from me if you want to protect your nose and your sanity

Welcome to Salty Spitoo. How lucky are you?

Luck, pssh, I'm so lucky, I found a million dollars and invested it in microsoft, and still earned a cent.

Welcome to the salty spitoon, how sad are?

(It's supposed to be "how sad are you&quot

Sad? Pfft, i'm so sad i cry for only a second when i'm too happy!

Welcome to the salty spitoon, how alive are you?

I am so alive that I won't die for a few centuries.
Welcome to the salty spitoon, how good are you?

I am not good at all. I am the evil dark Mage.

Welcome to Eliakith's lair, how magical art thou?

How magical art thee? I am magical enough to make Gandalf cringe at the mere mention of my name!
(Why is auto Corrent for Gandalf Ugandan???)

Welcome to the Spitty Saltoon, how tasty are you?

How Tasty am I? No one has tasted me!
Welcome to the Spitty Saltoon, how lucky are you?

I can roll three six sided dice and get three sevens.

Welcome to ______ _________, how good at hangman are you?

How good at hangman? Why don't you try me?

Welcome to Salty Spitoon. How dead are you?

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How brave are you?