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Welcome to Utterly Random and Probably Crazy. Please read the first post of the signup thread if you have not done so already.
The prologue can only be completed before the actual start of the game. The prologue must be completed individually. You do not need to copy and paste your character sheet for the Prologue, but this will be necessary later. Everyone must answer the first question below and the conversation will go from there.
Please use OOC if you are not in-character.
PROLOGUE
"How did you sleep last night?"
ROSTER
09 / 06 / 10 / 06 09philj (death)
10 / 10 / 11 / 06 apldeap123 (snakes and spiders)
12 / 10 / 08 / 03 danwar123 (failure)
08 / 11 / 08 / 02 Darkfire45 (bees)
12 / 13 / 09 / 05 MattEmAngel (heights)
15 / 12 / 07 / 05 nivlac724 (mecha)
12 / 13 / 09 / 04 red303 (toddlers)
13 / 07 / 08 / 03 Shoeminor (enclosement)
15 / 09 / 08 / 05 StormWaker (horses)
10 / 14 / 07 / 06 xerox (mosquitoes and other small bitey insects)
- 203 Replies
Name: Red
Age: -303
Phobia: Toddlers
Background: Is a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present...
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Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: Tag (0)
Torso: Gift Wrapper (0)
Legs: Gift Wrapper (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 12 / RES: 13 / ACU: 9 / PHO: 4
Fatigue: 100
Health: 65
Stress: 4
"You're one of the non-believers then... Whatever. You can just call me Red for now. What did you say about not being able to see?"
Name: Emile
Age: 11
Phobia: Enclosement
Background: Grew up working in the envelope factory and had a horrible dream of being sealed in one,and slept in a closet until she ran away from the city.
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Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: Stat_a = 13 / RES: Stat_b = 7 / ACU: Stat_c = 8 / PHO: Roll_d = 3
Fatigue: 80
Health: 35
Stress: 2/3
Oh no! You're trapped in a cardboard box!
Name: Chef Excellence
Age: 37
Phobia: Death
Background: Chef Excellence is a figment of his own imagination. He endorses any and all culinary products available.
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Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 6 / RES: 3 / ACU: 4 / PHO: 6
Fatigue: 36
Health: 15
Stress: 6
You jump back and look away. The person you are chasing jumps out and just misses you as you jumped back.
Name: Storm
Age: Tortellini
Phobia: Horses
Background: Some things happened. Also, there was a horse.
--
Hands
M: Spoon
O: Chopsticks
Armor
H: Scalp (0)
T: Robe of Excellence (0)
L: Galactic Trousers (0)
--
FOC: 15 | RES: 9 | ACU: 8 | PHO: 5
Fatigue: 96
Health: 45
Stress: 5
You miss as he jumps back in surprise in running into an occupied bathroom.
Name: Red
Age: -303
Phobia: Toddlers
Background: Is a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present...
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Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: Tag (0)
Torso: Gift Wrapper (0)
Legs: Gift Wrapper (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 12 / RES: 13 / ACU: 9 / PHO: 4
Fatigue: 100
Health: 65
Stress: 4
You hear some thumping coming from nearby.
Name: Matthias
Age: 23
Phobia: Heights
Background: Appeared around 2011. He is the most hardcore user to date. His Pencil creates pure awesomeness and his Eraser eliminates evil and smudges.
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Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC:12 / RES:13 / ACU:9 / PHO:5
Fatigue: 100
Health: 65
Stress: 4/5
Someone says to you, "You're one of the non-believers then... Whatever. You can just call me Red for now. What did you say about not being able to see?"
You hear some thumping coming from nearby.
Name: Red
Age: -303
Phobia: Toddlers
Background: Is a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present...
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: Tag (0)
Torso: Gift Wrapper (0)
Legs: Gift Wrapper (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: 12 / RES: 13 / ACU: 9 / PHO: 4
Fatigue: 100
Health: 65
Stress: 4
I try to discern where the noise is coming from.
Name: Chef Excellence
Age: 37
Phobia: Death
Background: Chef Excellence is a figment of his own imagination. He endorses any and all culinary products available.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: 6 / RES: 3 / ACU: 4 / PHO: 6
Fatigue: 36
Health: 15
Stress: 6
I whirl around and try to grab my hat back.
Name: Red
Age: -303
Phobia: Toddlers
Background: Is a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present...
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: Tag (0)
Torso: Gift Wrapper (0)
Legs: Gift Wrapper (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: 12 / RES: 13 / ACU: 9 / PHO: 4
Fatigue: 100
Health: 65
Stress: 4
The sound is coming from inside of another present.
Someone says to you, "I can't see because I'm blindfolded. Everyone here is. If you're here, either you're my imagination or you're just as trapped as I am. It's some kind of experiment. If you're real, listen: you're not where you think you are. You're strapped to a table at the mercy of someone who will try to kill you if you don't play along, okay? I don't know what you 'see' but it isn't real."
Name: Storm
Age: Tortellini
Phobia: Horses
Background: Some things happened. Also, there was a horse.
--
Hands
M: Spoon
O: Chopsticks
Armor
H: Scalp (0)
T: Robe of Excellence (0)
L: Galactic Trousers (0)
--
FOC: 15 | RES: 9 | ACU: 8 | PHO: 5
Fatigue: 96
Health: 45
Stress: 5
The chef snatches his hat back.
Name: Red
Age: -303
Phobia: Toddlers
Background: Is a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present...
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: Tag (0)
Torso: Gift Wrapper (0)
Legs: Gift Wrapper (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: 12 / RES: 13 / ACU: 9 / PHO: 4
Fatigue: 100
Health: 65
Stress: 4
Poor guy. He sounds like he's gone insane. I go over and investigate the present making the noise.
Name: Allan P.
Age: 28
Phobia: Snakes and Spiders
Background: A bored, unemployed web programmer.
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Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: 10/ RES: 10/ ACU: 11/ PHO: 6
Fatigue: (FOC+RES)*4 = 40
Health: RES*5 = 50
Stress: PHO = 6
The second intruder jumps back. The first one pounces and misses. The second one snatches the hat.
Name: Storm
Age: Tortellini
Phobia: Horses
Background: Some things happened. Also, there was a horse.
--
Hands
M: Spoon
O: Chopsticks
Armor
H: Scalp (0)
T: Robe of Excellence (0)
L: Galactic Trousers (0)
--
FOC: 15 | RES: 9 | ACU: 8 | PHO: 5
Fatigue: 96
Health: 45
Stress: 5
The person on the toilet says, "Hey! Excuse me, but I was using the bathroom first."
Name: Chef Excellence
Age: 37
Phobia: Death
Background: Chef Excellence is a figment of his own imagination. He endorses any and all culinary products available.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: 6 / RES: 3 / ACU: 4 / PHO: 6
Fatigue: 36
Health: 15
Stress: 6
The person on the toilet says, "Hey! Excuse me, but I was using the bathroom first."
Name: Red
Age: -303
Phobia: Toddlers
Background: Is a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present...
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: Tag (0)
Torso: Gift Wrapper (0)
Legs: Gift Wrapper (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: 12 / RES: 13 / ACU: 9 / PHO: 4
Fatigue: 100
Health: 65
Stress: 4
It's a rather large present, There's someone or something inside of it!
Name: Red
Age: -303
Phobia: Toddlers
Background: Is a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present...
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: Tag (0)
Torso: Gift Wrapper (0)
Legs: Gift Wrapper (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: 12 / RES: 13 / ACU: 9 / PHO: 4
Fatigue: 100
Health: 65
Stress: 4
It's probably one of those fake presents, not living like me. "Hey chimney-guy, can you help me open this box? I don't exactly have limbs."
Name: Chef Excellence
Age: 37
Phobia: Death
Background: Chef Excellence is a figment of his own imagination. He endorses any and all culinary products available.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: 6 / RES: 3 / ACU: 4 / PHO: 6
Fatigue: 36
Health: 15
Stress: 6
"I er.. my hat...?" I stutter as I replace my hat on my head.
Name: Emile
Age: 11
Phobia: Enclosement
Background: Grew up working in the envelope factory and had a horrible dream of being sealed in one,and slept in a closet until she ran away from the city.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: Stat_a = 13 / RES: Stat_b = 7 / ACU: Stat_c = 8 / PHO: Roll_d = 3
Fatigue: 80
Health: 35
Stress: 2/3
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!!!I hate confined spaces!Number 24,ACTIVATE!
Name: Matthias
Age: 23
Phobia: Heights
Background: Appeared around 2011. He is the most hardcore user to date. His Pencil creates pure awesomeness and his Eraser eliminates evil and smudges.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC:12 / RES:13 / ACU:9 / PHO:5
Fatigue: 100
Health: 65
Stress: 4/5
You hear someone say, "Hey chimney-guy, can you help me open this box? I don't exactly have limbs."
Name: Chef Excellence
Age: 37
Phobia: Death
Background: Chef Excellence is a figment of his own imagination. He endorses any and all culinary products available.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: 6 / RES: 3 / ACU: 4 / PHO: 6
Fatigue: 36
Health: 15
Stress: 6
You've got your hat back. Now what?
Name: Emile
Age: 11
Phobia: Enclosement
Background: Grew up working in the envelope factory and had a horrible dream of being sealed in one,and slept in a closet until she ran away from the city.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: Stat_a = 13 / RES: Stat_b = 7 / ACU: Stat_c = 8 / PHO: Roll_d = 3
Fatigue: 80
Health: 35
Stress: 2/3
Make a d20 roll < FOC for success.
Name: Chef Excellence
Age: 37
Phobia: Death
Background: Chef Excellence is a figment of his own imagination. He endorses any and all culinary products available.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: 6 / RES: 3 / ACU: 4 / PHO: 6
Fatigue: 36
Health: 15
Stress: 6
What was I doing...? Ah yes! I stride off to find a shop to get those ingredients.
Name: Emile
Age: 11
Phobia: Enclosement
Background: Grew up working in the envelope factory and had a horrible dream of being sealed in one,and slept in a closet until she ran away from the city.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: Stat_a = 13 / RES: Stat_b = 7 / ACU: Stat_c = 8 / PHO: Roll_d = 3
Fatigue: 80
Health: 35
Stress: 2/3
Thisisgonnafail = 17
Told ya.
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