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Name: Chef Excellence
Age: 37
Phobia: Death
Background: Chef Excellence is a figment of his own imagination. He endorses any and all culinary products available.
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Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: 6 / RES: 3 / ACU: 4 / PHO: 6
Fatigue: 36
Health: 15
Stress: 6

I run after her to politely request my hat back.

Name: Allan P.
Age: 28
Phobia: Snakes and Spiders
Background: A bored, unemployed web programmer.
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Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: 10/ RES: 10/ ACU: 11/ PHO: 6
Fatigue: (FOC+RES)*4 = 40
Health: RES*5 = 50
Stress: PHO = 6

Oh! Right! Silly me. I quickly rush to the bathroom and lock the door. After that, I begin to do my business.

Name: Red
Age: -303
Phobia: Toddlers
Background: Is a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present...
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Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: Tag (0)
Torso: Gift Wrapper (0)
Legs: Gift Wrapper (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 12 / RES: 13 / ACU: 9 / PHO: 4
Fatigue: 100
Health: 65
Stress: 4

"I'm a present. You don't seem to be dead. You are talking, after all."

Name: Storm
Age: Tortellini
Phobia: Horses
Background: Some things happened. Also, there was a horse.
--
Hands
M: Spoon
O: Chopsticks
Armor
H: Scalp (0)
T: Robe of Excellence (0)
L: Galactic Trousers (0)
--
FOC: 15 | RES: 9 | ACU: 8 | PHO: 5
Fatigue: 96
Health: 45
Stress: 5

If something exciting's going to happen, we should probably all assemble somewhere. But who cares about that?

I'm not about to give the hat back, though, since it's really comfy. I cut left through a door and look around for something heavy to knock out my pursuer.

Name: Emile
Age: 11
Phobia: Enclosement
Background: Grew up working in the envelope factory and had a horrible dream of being sealed in one,and slept in a closet until she ran away from the city.
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Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: Stat_a = 13 / RES: Stat_b = 7 / ACU: Stat_c = 8 / PHO: Roll_d = 3
Fatigue: 80
Health: 35
Stress: 3

He's got you in a bear hug and not letting go.

Name: Chef Excellence
Age: 37
Phobia: Death
Background: Chef Excellence is a figment of his own imagination. He endorses any and all culinary products available.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: 6 / RES: 3 / ACU: 4 / PHO: 6
Fatigue: 36
Health: 15
Stress: 6

She is not making it easy as she keeps evading your efforts to retrieve your hat. She disappears through a doorway.

Name: Allan P.
Age: 28
Phobia: Snakes and Spiders
Background: A bored, unemployed web programmer.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: 10/ RES: 10/ ACU: 11/ PHO: 6
Fatigue: (FOC+RES)*4 = 40
Health: RES*5 = 50
Stress: PHO = 6

In the middle of you doing your business, someone barges into the bathroom wearing a chefs hat!

Name: Matthias
Age: 23
Phobia: Heights
Background: Appeared around 2011. He is the most hardcore user to date. His Pencil creates pure awesomeness and his Eraser eliminates evil and smudges.
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Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC:12 / RES:13 / ACU:9 / PHO:5
Fatigue: 100
Health: 65
Stress: 4/5

Someone responds, "I'm a present. You don't seem to be dead. You are talking, after all."

Name: Storm
Age: Tortellini
Phobia: Horses
Background: Some things happened. Also, there was a horse.
--
Hands
M: Spoon
O: Chopsticks
Armor
H: Scalp (0)
T: Robe of Excellence (0)
L: Galactic Trousers (0)
--
FOC: 15 | RES: 9 | ACU: 8 | PHO: 5
Fatigue: 96
Health: 45
Stress: 5

You force your way into an occupied bathroom with someone on the toilet.

Name: Chef Excellence
Age: 37
Phobia: Death
Background: Chef Excellence is a figment of his own imagination. He endorses any and all culinary products available.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: 6 / RES: 3 / ACU: 4 / PHO: 6
Fatigue: 36
Health: 15
Stress: 6

I swing round in a wide turn so that I can run though the doorway straight on.

Name: Emile
Age: 11
Phobia: Enclosement
Background: Grew up working in the envelope factory and had a horrible dream of being sealed in one,and slept in a closet until she ran away from the city.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: Stat_a = 13 / RES: Stat_b = 7 / ACU: Stat_c = 8 / PHO: Roll_d = 3
Fatigue: 80
Health: 35
Stress: 3

Hmm...I need to walk over to the river to slip out.
Plus there`s a stockpile of old wood from when we still had river homes.

Name: Storm
Age: Tortellini
Phobia: Horses
Background: Some things happened. Also, there was a horse.
--
Hands
M: Spoon
O: Chopsticks
Armor
H: Scalp (0)
T: Robe of Excellence (0)
L: Galactic Trousers (0)
--
FOC: 15 | RES: 9 | ACU: 8 | PHO: 5
Fatigue: 96
Health: 45
Stress: 5

Perfect, no one will notice me here. I prepare to spring at my pursuer. Maybe knocking him over will knock him out.

Name: Chef Excellence
Age: 37
Phobia: Death
Background: Chef Excellence is a figment of his own imagination. He endorses any and all culinary products available.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: 6 / RES: 3 / ACU: 4 / PHO: 6
Fatigue: 36
Health: 15
Stress: 6

You find yourself in a bathroom with someone on the toilet.

Name: Emile
Age: 11
Phobia: Enclosement
Background: Grew up working in the envelope factory and had a horrible dream of being sealed in one,and slept in a closet until she ran away from the city.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: Stat_a = 13 / RES: Stat_b = 7 / ACU: Stat_c = 8 / PHO: Roll_d = 3
Fatigue: 80
Health: 35
Stress: 3

Something is wrong! Emmitt is turning into a box with you inside it! Make a 1d20 roll.

Name: Allan P.
Age: 28
Phobia: Snakes and Spiders
Background: A bored, unemployed web programmer.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: 10/ RES: 10/ ACU: 11/ PHO: 6
Fatigue: (FOC+RES)*4 = 40
Health: RES*5 = 50
Stress: PHO = 6

Somebody else barges into the bathroom!

Name: Storm
Age: Tortellini
Phobia: Horses
Background: Some things happened. Also, there was a horse.
--
Hands
M: Spoon
O: Chopsticks
Armor
H: Scalp (0)
T: Robe of Excellence (0)
L: Galactic Trousers (0)
--
FOC: 15 | RES: 9 | ACU: 8 | PHO: 5
Fatigue: 96
Health: 45
Stress: 5

You pounce. Make a 1d20 < ACU roll for success.

Name: Red
Age: -303
Phobia: Toddlers
Background: Is a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present...
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: Tag (0)
Torso: Gift Wrapper (0)
Legs: Gift Wrapper (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: 12 / RES: 13 / ACU: 9 / PHO: 4
Fatigue: 100
Health: 65
Stress: 4

Someone asks you, "No seriously, who are you? I can't see anything."

Name: Emile
Age: 11
Phobia: Enclosement
Background: Grew up working in the envelope factory and had a horrible dream of being sealed in one,and slept in a closet until she ran away from the city.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: Stat_a = 13 / RES: Stat_b = 7 / ACU: Stat_c = 8 / PHO: Roll_d = 3
Fatigue: 80
Health: 35
Stress: 3

Betterhopeitworks = 20

Name: Emile
Age: 11
Phobia: Enclosement
Background: Grew up working in the envelope factory and had a horrible dream of being sealed in one,and slept in a closet until she ran away from the city.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: Stat_a = 13 / RES: Stat_b = 7 / ACU: Stat_c = 8 / PHO: Roll_d = 3
Fatigue: 80
Health: 35
Stress: 3

Betterhopeitworks = 6

Name: Chef Excellence
Age: 37
Phobia: Death
Background: Chef Excellence is a figment of his own imagination. He endorses any and all culinary products available.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: 6 / RES: 3 / ACU: 4 / PHO: 6
Fatigue: 36
Health: 15
Stress: 6

I jump back and look away.

Name: Allan P.
Age: 28
Phobia: Snakes and Spiders
Background: A bored, unemployed web programmer.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: 10/ RES: 10/ ACU: 11/ PHO: 6
Fatigue: (FOC+RES)*4 = 40
Health: RES*5 = 50
Stress: PHO = 6

Hey! Excuse me, but I was using the bathroom first.

Name: Storm
Age: Tortellini
Phobia: Horses
Background: Some things happened. Also, there was a horse.
--
Hands
M: Spoon
O: Chopsticks
Armor
H: Scalp (0)
T: Robe of Excellence (0)
L: Galactic Trousers (0)
--
FOC: 15 | RES: 9 | ACU: 8 | PHO: 5
Fatigue: 96
Health: 45
Stress: 5

[roll 1d20 Pounce!]
If the pounce fails, I try crawling into the next stall over and leaving that way.
Edit: Apparently making the pounce exciting caused the pounce to fail completely, so let's try that again in another 30 seconds or so.

Pounce = 20
FOR GLORY! FOR VICTORY! FOR THE SUCCESSFUL THEFT OF HATS!
Or not.