ForumsForum GamesUtterly Random and Probably Crazy (RPG) || Step 1 (Page 10)

203 53215
Gantic
offline
Gantic
11,892 posts
King

Welcome to Utterly Random and Probably Crazy. Please read the first post of the signup thread if you have not done so already.

The prologue can only be completed before the actual start of the game. The prologue must be completed individually. You do not need to copy and paste your character sheet for the Prologue, but this will be necessary later. Everyone must answer the first question below and the conversation will go from there.

Please use OOC if you are not in-character.

PROLOGUE
"How did you sleep last night?"

ROSTER
09 / 06 / 10 / 06 09philj (death)
10 / 10 / 11 / 06 apldeap123 (snakes and spiders)
12 / 10 / 08 / 03 danwar123 (failure)
08 / 11 / 08 / 02 Darkfire45 (bees)
12 / 13 / 09 / 05 MattEmAngel (heights)
15 / 12 / 07 / 05 nivlac724 (mecha)
12 / 13 / 09 / 04 red303 (toddlers)
13 / 07 / 08 / 03 Shoeminor (enclosement)
15 / 09 / 08 / 05 StormWaker (horses)
10 / 14 / 07 / 06 xerox (mosquitoes and other small bitey insects)

  • 203 Replies
09philj
offline
09philj
2,825 posts
Jester

Age: 37
Phobia: Death
Background: Chef Excellence is a figment of his own imagination. He endorses any and all culinary products available.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: 6 / RES: 3 / ACU: 4 / PHO: 6
Fatigue: 36
Health: 15
Stress: 6

Oh no! I run out of the kitchen and outside to find a supermarket.

StormWalker
offline
StormWalker
8,232 posts
Jester

Name: Storm
Age: Tortellini
Phobia: Horses
Background: Some bad things happened. Also, there was a horse.
--
Hands
M: Spoon
O: Chopsticks
Armor
H: Scalp (0)
T: Robe of Excellence (0)
L: Galactic Trousers (0)
--
FOC: 15 | RES: 9 | ACU: 8 | PHO: 5
Fatigue: 96
Health: 45
Stress: 5

Well, I've always wanted to work for Google. I enter the nearest location that isn't the one I just left.

apldeap123
offline
apldeap123
1,708 posts
Farmer

Name: Allan P.
Age: 28
Phobia: Snakes and Spiders
Background: A bored, unemployed web programmer.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: 10/ RES: 10/ ACU: 11/ PHO: 6
Fatigue: (FOC+RES)*4 = 40
Health: RES*5 = 50
Stress: PHO = 6

Pepperoni pizza, lots of nachos, cookies, and soda.

Shoeminor
offline
Shoeminor
912 posts
Blacksmith

Name: Emile
Age: 11
Phobia: Enclosement
Background: Grew up working in the envelope factory and had a horrible dream of being sealed in one,and slept in a closet until she ran away from the city.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: Stat_a = 13 / RES: Stat_b = 7 / ACU: Stat_c = 8 / PHO: Roll_d = 3
Fatigue: 80
Health: 35
Stress: 3

Number 52 is a technique that I wrote about in my ivy back book,"The 100 chances of Shenaea Lena".It involves an egg beater and heavy experience with poison darts.Pretty hard to pull off unless you know the secret.

Gantic
offline
Gantic
11,892 posts
King

Name: Red
Age: -303
Phobia: Toddlers
Background: Is a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present...
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: Tag (0)
Torso: Gift Wrapper (0)
Legs: Gift Wrapper (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: 12 / RES: 13 / ACU: 9 / PHO: 4
Fatigue: 100
Health: 65
Stress: 4

"Do you say anything to him?"

Name: Chef Excellence
Age: 37
Phobia: Death
Background: Chef Excellence is a figment of his own imagination. He endorses any and all culinary products available.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: 6 / RES: 3 / ACU: 4 / PHO: 6
Fatigue: 36
Health: 15
Stress: 6

Bam! You run into someone a you hurry out the door.

Name: Storm
Age: Tortellini
Phobia: Horses
Background: Some bad things happened. Also, there was a horse.
--
Hands
M: Spoon
O: Chopsticks
Armor
H: Scalp (0)
T: Robe of Excellence (0)
L: Galactic Trousers (0)
--
FOC: 15 | RES: 9 | ACU: 8 | PHO: 5
Fatigue: 96
Health: 45
Stress: 5

Bam! Someone runs into you as you enter as you enter the nearest location that isn't the one you just left.

Name: Allan P.
Age: 28
Phobia: Snakes and Spiders
Background: A bored, unemployed web programmer.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: 10/ RES: 10/ ACU: 11/ PHO: 6
Fatigue: (FOC+RES)*4 = 40
Health: RES*5 = 50
Stress: PHO = 6

You start to feel sick in your stomach.

Name: Emile
Age: 11
Phobia: Enclosement
Background: Grew up working in the envelope factory and had a horrible dream of being sealed in one,and slept in a closet until she ran away from the city.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: Stat_a = 13 / RES: Stat_b = 7 / ACU: Stat_c = 8 / PHO: Roll_d = 3
Fatigue: 80
Health: 35
Stress: 3

Roll 1d20 < FOC for success.

Shoeminor
offline
Shoeminor
912 posts
Blacksmith

Name: Emile
Age: 11
Phobia: Enclosement
Background: Grew up working in the envelope factory and had a horrible dream of being sealed in one,and slept in a closet until she ran away from the city.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: Stat_a = 13 / RES: Stat_b = 7 / ACU: Stat_c = 8 / PHO: Roll_d = 3
Fatigue: 80
Health: 35
Stress: 3

Let`s see if 52 works.
Aw narts!Did you see how close that was?
Number52 = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = Number52
StormWalker
offline
StormWalker
8,232 posts
Jester

Name: Storm
Age: Tortellini
Phobia: Horses
Background: Some bad things happened. Also, there was a horse.
--
Hands
M: Spoon
O: Chopsticks
Armor
H: Scalp (0)
T: Robe of Excellence (0)
L: Galactic Trousers (0)
--
FOC: 15 | RES: 9 | ACU: 8 | PHO: 5
Fatigue: 96
Health: 45
Stress: 5

My head's cold. If they're wearing a hat, I take the hat and continue moving.

red303
offline
red303
7,571 posts
Shepherd

Name: Red
Age: -303
Phobia: Toddlers
Background: Is a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present...
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: Tag (0)
Torso: Gift Wrapper (0)
Legs: Gift Wrapper (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: 12 / RES: 13 / ACU: 9 / PHO: 4
Fatigue: 100
Health: 65
Stress: 4

"Are you Santa?" I say.

Gantic
offline
Gantic
11,892 posts
King

Name: Emile
Age: 11
Phobia: Enclosement
Background: Grew up working in the envelope factory and had a horrible dream of being sealed in one,and slept in a closet until she ran away from the city.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: Stat_a = 13 / RES: Stat_b = 7 / ACU: Stat_c = 8 / PHO: Roll_d = 3
Fatigue: 80
Health: 35
Stress: 3

It didn't work. Emmitt brought a surprise for you!

Name: Storm
Age: Tortellini
Phobia: Horses
Background: Some bad things happened. Also, there was a horse.
--
Hands
M: Spoon
O: Chopsticks
Armor
H: Scalp (0)
T: Robe of Excellence (0)
L: Galactic Trousers (0)
--
FOC: 15 | RES: 9 | ACU: 8 | PHO: 5
Fatigue: 96
Health: 45
Stress: 5

You snatch the hat off the person who bumped into you and continue moving.

Name: Chef Excellence
Age: 37
Phobia: Death
Background: Chef Excellence is a figment of his own imagination. He endorses any and all culinary products available.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: 6 / RES: 3 / ACU: 4 / PHO: 6
Fatigue: 36
Health: 15
Stress: 6

She snatches your hat for no reason and continues walking.

Name: Matthias
Age: 23
Phobia: Heights
Background: Appeared around 2011. He is the most hardcore user to date. His Pencil creates pure awesomeness and his Eraser eliminates evil and smudges.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC:12 / RES:13 / ACU:9 / PHO:5
Fatigue: 100
Health: 65
Stress: 4/5

You hear someone ask, "Are you Santa?"

Shoeminor
offline
Shoeminor
912 posts
Blacksmith

Name: Emile
Age: 11
Phobia: Enclosement
Background: Grew up working in the envelope factory and had a horrible dream of being sealed in one,and slept in a closet until she ran away from the city.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: Stat_a = 13 / RES: Stat_b = 7 / ACU: Stat_c = 8 / PHO: Roll_d = 3
Fatigue: 80
Health: 35
Stress: 3

What surprise...
I`ll open my ivy pack in case it`s gonna help me.

09philj
offline
09philj
2,825 posts
Jester

Name: Chef Excellence
Age: 37
Phobia: Death
Background: Chef Excellence is a figment of his own imagination. He endorses any and all culinary products available.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: 6 / RES: 3 / ACU: 4 / PHO: 6
Fatigue: 36
Health: 15
Stress: 6

NO! Not my excellent chef's hat! I run after them to get it back.

apldeap123
offline
apldeap123
1,708 posts
Farmer

Name: Allan P.
Age: 28
Phobia: Snakes and Spiders
Background: A bored, unemployed web programmer.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: 10/ RES: 10/ ACU: 11/ PHO: 6
Fatigue: (FOC+RES)*4 = 40
Health: RES*5 = 50
Stress: PHO = 6

Great...Um, excuse me. Is there a bathroom nearby?

StormWalker
offline
StormWalker
8,232 posts
Jester

Name: Storm
Age: Tortellini
Phobia: Horses
Background: Some bad things happened. Also, there was a horse.
--
Hands
M: Spoon
O: Chopsticks
Armor
H: Scalp (0)
T: Robe of Excellence (0)
L: Galactic Trousers (0)
--
FOC: 15 | RES: 9 | ACU: 8 | PHO: 5
Fatigue: 96
Health: 45
Stress: 5

I see that the person whose hat I stole is now hotly pursuing me. I run faster while screaming "HELP" in Chinese.

Gantic
offline
Gantic
11,892 posts
King

Name: Emile
Age: 11
Phobia: Enclosement
Background: Grew up working in the envelope factory and had a horrible dream of being sealed in one,and slept in a closet until she ran away from the city.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: Stat_a = 13 / RES: Stat_b = 7 / ACU: Stat_c = 8 / PHO: Roll_d = 3
Fatigue: 80
Health: 35
Stress: 3

It's a bear hug!

Name: Chef Excellence
Age: 37
Phobia: Death
Background: Chef Excellence is a figment of his own imagination. He endorses any and all culinary products available.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: 6 / RES: 3 / ACU: 4 / PHO: 6
Fatigue: 36
Health: 15
Stress: 6

She is screaming something at the top of her lungs, but you don't know what she is saying.

Name: Allan P.
Age: 28
Phobia: Snakes and Spiders
Background: A bored, unemployed web programmer.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: 10/ RES: 10/ ACU: 11/ PHO: 6
Fatigue: (FOC+RES)*4 = 40
Health: RES*5 = 50
Stress: PHO = 6

It's your house. You should know.

Name: Storm
Age: Tortellini
Phobia: Horses
Background: Some bad things happened. Also, there was a horse.
--
Hands
M: Spoon
O: Chopsticks
Armor
H: Scalp (0)
T: Robe of Excellence (0)
L: Galactic Trousers (0)
--
FOC: 15 | RES: 9 | ACU: 8 | PHO: 5
Fatigue: 96
Health: 45
Stress: 5

It doesn't seem like you're using the right dialect, or nobody cares.

Name: Red
Age: -303
Phobia: Toddlers
Background: Is a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present...
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: Tag (0)
Torso: Gift Wrapper (0)
Legs: Gift Wrapper (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: 12 / RES: 13 / ACU: 9 / PHO: 4
Fatigue: 100
Health: 65
Stress: 4

The chimney person asks you, "Who are you? Am I dead?"

Shoeminor
offline
Shoeminor
912 posts
Blacksmith

Name: Emile
Age: 11
Phobia: Enclosement
Background: Grew up working in the envelope factory and had a horrible dream of being sealed in one,and slept in a closet until she ran away from the city.
-----
Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
FOC: Stat_a = 13 / RES: Stat_b = 7 / ACU: Stat_c = 8 / PHO: Roll_d = 3
Fatigue: 80
Health: 35
Stress: 3

Well,Emmitt,could you get me some tree wood from the broken,abandoned tree homes?I`ll get the bramble.

Showing 151-165 of 203