Fine, the answer to your second one was he was playing card, bicycles is a brand of cards, and he cheated because he had an extra card so they killed him.
1.the man was in a bike race and crashed and the bikes were on top of him 2. he got a tattoo of 53 bikes and got shot be a ganster or something for having the tattoo 3. getting 53 bike tattoo's killed him because it affected his heart
3.) A man is found dead in a phone booth. There is broken glass and both his arms are off. His truck is muddy and there is a cooler in the back of it. What happened?
Lol, no he went fishing and stuck his arms out to explain to his wife, on the phone, how big the fish was, but, being not bright, he actually did the gesture, shattering the glass in the booth.
Wow, these are kinda CSI-ish. Have you heard this one? Probably, it was on TV.
A guy and his son go fishing, and get run over by a car on the way there. The dad passes away, but the son has to go to the hospital. The doctor sees the son and says "Oh my god, I can't operate on him! He's my son!" Who's the doctor?