I would go on the interstate and all the bad drivers I saw I would blow them up haha lol jk I would go on a rampage what would you do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Easy. First, I will find a Super Wall Mart store. Then I will find a Gay World Dominating baby, get 2 family members to work at Super Wall Mart Store, One Fat, one ugly, then I will destroy it! HAHAHA!
I would storm Fort Knox and take the gold that the government says is there. Either that or I'd bring it to a third world country and use it to establish my own country there with it, the wouldn't be able to fight back.
I would practise my parallel parking...can never get too much practise on parallel parking. But you know, with the petrol prices going up I would probably sell it, or give it to someone as a present.
I would go to the Taliban and be like want a tank and then when they say yes I would say "I bet you do and then shoot them in the face with a non explosive shell so that it would just take their head clean off then I would sell it to the US military before it ran out of gas