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Granted, you're getting a bowling bowl! Catch! Oops, it dropped right on your head.

I wish to climb K2.

Granted, now you may live up there, on the summit. Hope you can still breathe.

I wish for a demonic tome.

Granted, and you can throw it right away. The demon that possessed you when you touched it knows it by heart.

I wish to be Super Sonic fast.

Granted but you are sentenced to a capital punishment for creating sonic booms wherever you go.

I wish that there was no pollution in my city.

Granted, but the clock is permanently stuck at 6:08 pm. You can try to reset it, but it will just go back...

I wish I could make my own armatar.

Granted, but nobody likes that armatar.

I wish I can live in a castle.

Granted, but it's an old, broken down mess.

I wish I could pass my Spanish class.

Granted, but you pass your French class instead.

I wish for a Universal Artifact that can assemble into anything.

I don't even have a French class... whatever. Granted, but you can only use it once.

I wish for my show choir debut to go well.

Granted, but you’ll only get to sing soprano parts.

I wish for a robot that tidies up everything for me.

Granted, but it mistakes you for trash and throws you out.

I wish we could stop this B2B Chain.

Granted, but only if spam bot posts here.

I wish for a day to last 48 hours.

Granted, now the sun stays up 48 hours a day and the moon stays up 48 hours a night. The sun also gets so close to us in the midday that everything burns.

I wish to restore everything and make the sun farther away from us.

Granted, but the sun wanders off so far that it's unbearably cold. I wanted to write more but I froze.

I wish to own a well-kept medieval castle.

Granted. Did I mentiom it was haunted by several dismembered screaming heads?

I wish to have a million bucks!