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Granted, there are now 1,000,000 bucks living in your house. There are so many that your house turned into a deer sanctuary!

I wish for a Nintendo Switch.

Granted. You now have a big lever labeled "Nintendo" in your living room. It does nothing.

I wish for Kirby All-Star Allies

sure but it is only the length of the demo

i with i was a famous youtuber

Granted, but everyone hates your guts.

I wish for Super Mario Party

Granted, but you're snatched into the game.

I wish for an eternal youth.

granted, but you are alone when everyone around you dies

i wish for 1,000,000 of every currency, real or fake.

Granted, but since you got 1,000,000 Bitcoins, many people started feeling jealous because of your money, and want to kill you

I wish I had a new water bottle. Yes, an ordinary water bottle.

Granted, but beside water, 80% of bottle's volume is pure ethanol. Cheers!

I wish for the most expensive hamburger in the world.

Granted, you get a hamburger made of pure gold. When you try to eat it, you break your teeth.

I wish I could actually draw decently.

Granted, but everything you draw looks like a lovecraftian monster, leaving everyone who looks at it insane.

I wish I had friends.

granted but they do it to look better

i want to win all tournament i want

Granted, but you have to forfeit the prizes.

I wish for a dozen new followers on Scratch.

Granted, but you lose a dozen of steadfast followers.

I wish to be a DJ on a crazy party.

(Hah! Joke's on you, I never HAD that many followers!)

Granted, but your employer stiffs you and refuses to pay.

I wish for Jibanyan in Smash.

granted, but their banned in all tournaments and all of their games (and everything else) are canceled

i wish i had a genie