Steven Wright. He spilled spot remover on his dog and now he's gone. He hates it when his hand falls asleep in the middle of the day because then it's up all night. He wonders if you're in a vehicle going the speed of light and you turn the head lights on does anything happen?
George Carlin. If you leave a sheep out in the rain does it shrink? Is a turtle without a shell naked or homeless? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Classic.
Umm Brian Regen because he has no dirty jokes, and then your second choice is Dane Cook. Dane Cook is the dirtiest of them all. What is wrong with you. lol Dane Cook's awesome though.
Lewis black ''And then there was Iran, Insane leader just like Sadam. But they have actually access to nuclear materials that they are going to convert in som kind of a bomb which they will eventually put in a missle and 500 Iranians will throw it at us.'' Jeff Dunham Peanut: Your a jalapeño Jose: On a stick Peanut: Right Peanut: Your Mexican jalapeño Jose: On a stick Peanut: Right Peanut: Are you a legal Mexican jalapeño? XD
