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The Book of Breakfastarianism
Commandments: And the Lord spoke thusly:
1) Thou shall not have any meals before breakfast. 2) Thou shall not forget to eat breakfast and thou shalt keep it delicious. 3) Thou shall not make wrongful use of breakfast by eating instant or pre-made breakfasts. 4) Thou shall not steal food from your neighbors plate at breakfast. 5) Thou shall not covet your neighbors breakfast nor his seat in the booth by the window.
The Beggining
In the beggining of time, there was nothing. But then came forth a mighty rumbling. Twas the stomach of the Lord, and He was famished. So He spoke. And He did say "Let there be light!" And the universe was washed with light, for the Lord could not make His meal in the dark. He then made all the stars in the sky and all the planets surrounding them because He thought they looked very nice. In doing so, He made a cluster of stars and planets he named the Milkyway for it sounded tasty. This galaxy became His favourite, so He made a decision: He going to create a planet with man upon it so they too could see the beauty he Made. After seven days and nights, the Lord was done making the planet and man. And the Lord did grin. And the Lord then did feast. He ate the skies, stars and the planets. He then spoke "This way, I shall always be able to watch over and protect man along with the universe around him." Feeling accomplished and satiated, the Lord then went on His way.
I am spreading breakfastarianism to my friends. Peace be with you oh mighty breakfast God. Hallelujah Hallelujah, Praise to the lord! Please accept this offering of delicious waffles *holds up plate*
I will not join the Breakfastarians, but it's a cool thing to have. I eat breakfast most of the time, but do not always. I know this is sacreligous, but on most weekdays, when I eat breakfast, my stomach starts to hurt a lot.
I don't really see the point in this whole thing but if it is to make fun of religon i am down right offended and I think evolution makes more sense then this $@#%.
Someone sent me a message about the fact that they had created a facebook group about it. I think thats when you know you have taken it a step too far. As long as you enjoy your breakfast then that us enough for me.
I got that same message, I don't think that that is too far, I think that he is disrespecting the Breakfastarian religion by making that, it is too good for FaceBook, only AG can handle its awesomeness.
