ok for this you need to make the bomb not fall to the ground or mainly never blow up, HOW you say?First person says something like this.
1.the bomb falls down to a house. 2.a black hole appeared, sucked it up and spat it out in space. Just a few rules though:
1.you cant magically or mentally direct the bomb in a direction. 2.you can make impossible things happen but not out of logic (example:a banana kicked it up). but it can if its a mutant but explain the situation. 3.on every second page 2,4,6,8,10 etc... you can use VERY impossible things like an ultimate ban hammer mashed it into a house but it was still undamaged and bounced off the roof 4.you cant post things that have nothing to do with this (example:I'm dead)
Te rock revolts and becomes th bomb's girlfriend. They have 3 kids, 2 rocks and a bomb. The child bomb hurtles towards the moon and the father hurtles towards Bluydee's house.
I decide that Bluydee is not Guilty enough to die by bombing, so I send my pet Superhero Hippie-man to throw the Papa bomb and the Son bomb into teh Sun. The child because I like the moon. My base is there.
The camel was trapped by a bunch of drunken college dudes. They put the camel in a giant catapult and fling it into the air. Scared to death, the camel crapped out the bomb. The bomb is falling in the air, smelly and covered in feces...