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Anyway, don't forget, we need to either get him jittery on caffeine or hyper on sugar before right before he wakes up - that way, he'll squirm more in the shibari, and it'll be even more torturous.
Caffeine might be good because Strop doesn't drink caffeine. Then again, it might count as lasting damage. Also: Can we stop talking about shibari? Seriously.

With a stick. That is how.
That doesn't even- oh. That answer is both logical and satisfactory.
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hmm...can we just tell him that he just lost the game when he wakes up and call it a day maybe?...well whatever you guys choose to do I am on board with it, but I will have no part in carrying out anything you guys choose to do concerning revenge on Strop if I can help it.

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<OOC> Why don't we do all this...then carry him to the virtual representation of the Sonny 2 comments page?

<IC> Hey everyone...I do have some laxative in my cottage that I use when the prune's aren't working...do you think we should give them to Strop?

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OOC: Wait, what? You guys are planning to feed me laxatives and THEN tie me up!?

NOT COOL.

Did I tell you about the time last week where I had to drive through peak-hour traffic and while I was caught in the middle of a jam I had to do a number 2 really really bad?

Yeah. Not pooping my pants while trying to turn off into the nearest Maccas was possibly one of the hardest things I've done in my life. You're going to traumatise me with memories of that.

can we just tell him that he just lost the game


Strop doesn't care about the game, so it would be a wasted opportunity.
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BTW, next time I login to AG, which is tomorrow afternoon (GMT+10), I want to see a consensus!

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OOC: Wait, what? You guys are planning to feed me laxatives and THEN tie me up!?

This is funny no matter how you read it. I'm new to the conversation, who is OOC? Also, that would be an evil genius way of torture, the person being tortured wouldn't want to use the bathroom in their pants, and would hold it in. Due to this their insides would feel like their going to burst, and when they couldn't hold it anymore they would use it on themselves. This would cause a rash and a bad smell, so either way the person who ties them up wins.
Yeah. Not pooping my pants while trying to turn off into the nearest Maccas was possibly one of the hardest things I've done in my life. You're going to traumatise me with memories of that.

lol, that sounds like fun.
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who is OOC?
OOC is an abbreviation for Out Of Character, used to specifically point out that whoever writes that is not currently talking as their character. (Yay for roleplaying thread. Of sorts.)
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OOC is an abbreviation for Out Of Character, used to specifically point out that whoever writes that is not currently talking as their character. (Yay for roleplaying thread. Of sorts.)

Ohh cool, I get it now. Sounds fun. Thnks Zophia
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We could brand him with a red hot poker B)

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I poop my pants frequently due to the E-AIDs.

Thankfully I borrowed some ninja suits from strop. I ran out of pants.

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My posts, a hazard to your lack of knowledge of things you didn't need to know~


I feel that way...
Oh? O.o


Zophia.....
Do not see that word often. Read it as jiffery for some reason.


Whhhadddd???

OOC is an abbreviation for Out Of Character, used to specifically point out that whoever writes that is not currently talking as their character. (Yay for roleplaying thread. Of sorts.)


Thank god I don't have to ask that, I was wondering myself.
I poop my pants frequently due to the E-AIDs.

Thankfully I borrowed some ninja suits from strop. I ran out of pants.


No comment...

BTW, next time I login to AG, which is tomorrow afternoon (GMT+10), I want to see a consensus!


Strwop must be hardwired to miss my posts:

The list continues!

Shave Strop
Put a plastic horn on his head (The worst of torture!)
Tar and feather him
Tie him in a chair with Shibari.
Reap his soul with Naruto reaper
Make him click a button 10,000 times
Ruin his ninja suits (only Thoad has permission)
Brand him with a permanent marker (Instead of a poker)
Feed him laxatives every hour

This list is so fun to make...
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Ulimited, you forgot to include the massive caffeine doses.

COMPLETE LIST

Shave Strop
Put a plastic horn on his head (The worst of torture!)
Tar and feather him
Tie him in a chair with Shibari.
Reap his soul with Naruto reaper
Make him click a button 10,000 times
Ruin his ninja suits (only Thoad has permission)
Brand him with a permanent marker (Instead of a poker)
Feed him laxatives every hour
get him high on caffeine, so he'll be twitchy while he struggles to get free from the expensive shibari/craps himself repeatedly.

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Like, OMG, this is so weird. I pooped myself while wearing this shirt one time.

Strwop must be hardwired to miss my posts:
I didn't know you were a participant.

Shave Strop: Fine
Put a plastic horn on his head (The worst of torture!): Fine
Tar and feather him: No.
Tie him in a chair with Shibari.: No.
Reap his soul with Naruto reaper: Lolwat?
Make him click a button 10,000 times: No
Ruin his ninja suits (only Thoad has permission): Fine, but I'd rather not.
Brand him with a permanent marker (Instead of a poker): Fine
Feed him laxatives every hour: Fine
get him high on caffeine, so he'll be twitchy while he struggles to get free from the expensive shibari/craps himself repeatedly: No.

Anyway, as you can see, we don't all agree on what we'd like to do. We're hosed. Strop will get of free because we can't do this in an orderly fashion.
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Shave Strop
Put a plastic horn on his head (The worst of torture!)
Tie him in a chair with lots of Licorice flavored like earwax.
Ruin his ninja suits (only Thoad has permission)
Brand him with a permanent marker (Instead of a poker)
Feed him laxatives.
Put him in a crate of foam peanuts.
Ship him to Newgrounds as a party favor labeled PONY RIDE.

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Lol I don't see a consensus happening here!

BTW:

Ruin his ninja suits/quote]

Will only be allowed if you can convince me that your characters are capable of finding my ninja suits. Remember Strop is NOT wearing a ninja suit. His ninja suits are... well, you should know where they're kept by now.

[quote]Brand him with a poker


Is not allowed as this is permanent. Drawing on him with a permanent marker is okay, as skin and hair sheds so it will fade.

Put him in a crate of foam peanuts.
Ship him to Newgrounds as a party favor labeled PONY RIDE.


Are you sure you want to witness the consequences of this?

I'll just be building up a material buffer until you guys are all in agreement...
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