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Posted Feb 21, '10 at 7:09am

Cenere

Cenere

12,941 posts

Knight

Well, there's only one obvious answer: Barry Mann.

I might agree with Ernie, unless I can think of something....

Were they watching married with children when they came up with the thread title? Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? This was an Al Bundy quote.

It's actually from a song from the early 60's.

I was listening to Me First And The Gimme Gimmes, thank you very much.
And let that be the last darn off topic. The title =/= topic. Talking about the title =/= being on topic.
Just because you are not in the WoM does not mean you can ferk around with the thread because the title is something you can relate to. Instead either keep it on topic or don't keep it anywhere near here.
I hope that is understood.

 

Posted Feb 21, '10 at 10:10am

Strop

Strop

10,823 posts

Moderator

Doublebooked

"Alright, let's get this show star- what the?"

Strop threw open the doors of the community hall, the remaining victestants close behind, only to freeze. It was a bizarre scene that greeted him.

http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq105/strawpony/Way%20Of%20Moderation/5-15.png

Credit for the general scene as well as specific parts of these images must go to FireflyIV. Some parts are direct copy-paste, others are traces, others are derivative. All are used with permission.

http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq105/strawpony/Way%20Of%20Moderation/5-16.png

"What? What the hell are you doing?"

"I'm just doing like you asked, guv," Firefly quipped before floating down to spray a few more tags on the wall.

"Didn't I say to- oh crap, I can't even remember what I said..." Strop facepalmed. "Doublebooking was supposed to cease when this hall was built!"

But here they were, everybody had, by some miracle, picked up on Strop's directive. This was an opportunity that could not be passed up, else Strop would have to somehow find the elusive Cen and have him track everybody else down and that would have been a pain in the... and there was a perfectly good mic and speakers and a turntable on the stage and...

"Alright then guys!" Strop clapped, and in a puff of smoke:

http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq105/strawpony/Way%20Of%20Moderation/5-17.png

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And now.

FINALLY.

THE MOMENT YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR.

SINCE OVER TWO MONTHS AGO.

Your task:

That's right! This is now the WAY OF MODERATION RAP BATTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Your assignment is to write a rap, detailing your acheivements in the WoM thus far. Again, how much you write is up to you. Points will be awarded for style, lyrical wit, and how humiliated your character gets in the process of performing (or failing to perform) it... okay I lied on the last one. Just remember IC is better.

Once you are done, submit the raps to the WaoMod@yahoo.com email. I've got some more of this scene to write, and there are a few... interjections.

Hm, I'll update any rules I've forgotten tomorrow. In the meantime...

HAVE AT IT!

 

Posted Feb 21, '10 at 1:43pm

thisisnotanalt

thisisnotanalt

8,475 posts

Awrite, let's hope I can regain the nonsuckishness I had during the rap arena . . . .

 

Posted Feb 21, '10 at 2:00pm

FireflyIV

FireflyIV

3,290 posts

"I'm just doing like you asked, guv,"

i really am going to have to start speaking like that in real life.

Oh and I love Strop in rap battle mode. That's some serious blingage.

 

Posted Feb 21, '10 at 3:11pm

thisisnotanalt

thisisnotanalt

8,475 posts

Okay, it's been so long that I've forgotten rounds 2 and 5 . . . I know 3 was dodgeball and 4 was steeplechase . . . .

 

Posted Feb 21, '10 at 3:34pm

thisisnotanalt

thisisnotanalt

8,475 posts

I REMEMBERED!

Round 2 was the welcome, and round 5 was the f-bomb.

 

Posted Feb 21, '10 at 3:36pm

thisisnotanalt

thisisnotanalt

8,475 posts

Speaking of which, who won the special title-thingies for round 5?

Triple Post.

 

Posted Feb 21, '10 at 4:10pm

Gantic

Gantic

6,768 posts

Moderator

The Bullman is the only one who explicitly wears a metal accessory* which isn't bling. (Does Cenere have a gold watch hidden somewhere?) Seeing the humor value of the situation, would it be all too OoC if everyone somehow unnecessarily blingified themselves?** Or is this a hidden Strop characteristic?

Also, I note, that crimsonblade will love this challenge.

*Weapons, such as swords, are not accessories unless they're ceremonial and never tainted by blood, such as weapons used for sacrificial purposes.

**Discussing the Bullman's nose ring with the Bullman may result in bodily harm.

 

Posted Feb 21, '10 at 6:30pm

thisisnotanalt

thisisnotanalt

8,475 posts

Chill can just buy a bunch of sheets of gold leaf, blend it in a blender with water, and freeze it in various forms.  Icy grillz, icy chains, icy bangles, icy Kanye West slat glasses . . . .

 

Posted Feb 21, '10 at 6:46pm

Hectichermit

Hectichermit

1,149 posts

this would be funny if you had to actually sing the lyrics you write and post it on Youtube

 
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