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Posted Mar 18, '10 at 1:02pm

Xzeno

Xzeno

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That's a lot of implied implication for something that effectively implies nothing :P

Yeah, well... yeah.

Anyway: Players, with our revenge we must try to throw the story as off track as possible without breaking any rules. It is up to us to do as much harm to Strop as possible without permanently harming him. This pretty much eliminated the possibilities of violence because a) it is difficult to do lasting harm without doing permanent harm and b) I'm a bit squeamish about violence anyway. So yes, we must damage Strop with out hurting him. With this in mind, Leon has an idea, thought up for out of character lulz (trying to screw up thee GM's plans).

Leon says: "I know how we will have our revenge. We will frame Strop for assault with a deadly weapon, forcing the administration to revoke his moderator powers. Here is the plan. I will place my bow in his hands and help him draw it back, making it so that his hands fire an arrow that will, say, pierce a living creature. This, of course, means one of use will have to take one for the team ('one' being an arrow to the chest). I nominate Chill."

Emphasis mine. :)

If this plan goes perfectly, we should do some harm to Strop without really hurting him. Oh, and he might be blamed for assault. That'd be nice too.

Needless to say, Strop has an admittedly fair and obvious way of getting out of this. Still, it was a fun plan to think up.

 

Posted Mar 18, '10 at 1:07pm

FireflyIV

FireflyIV

3,290 posts

Seeing as I am still in the hall in this scene may I put forward a suggestion?

Basically, I drew a penis on a mate of mine's forhead before we went clubbing, the pen being ultraviolet, so it could only be seen in the lights of a club. White light doesn't reveal it. He spent the entire night wondering why people were pointing at him and laughing. Whenever he went to the toilet to check in the mirror it became invisible again. It was sooo funny. Not really sure of its applicability here in the WoM universe, but do consider it.

 

Posted Mar 18, '10 at 3:14pm

ulimitedpower

ulimitedpower

1,597 posts

If this plan goes perfectly, we should do some harm to Strop without really hurting him. Oh, and he might be blamed for assault. That'd be nice too.

The only harm to Strop I can see there is he'd be blamed (There is no other, like you suggested). But scapegoating is fun... Unless it's you.

 

Posted Mar 18, '10 at 3:58pm

Xzeno

Xzeno

2,082 posts

The only harm to Strop I can see there is he'd be blamed (There is no other, like you suggested).

BWHAHAHAHAHA! That, my dear Unlimitedpower, is the beauty of the plan! But you are correct, the other aspect of the plan would never actually work. Still, I think it's worth a shot.

Also, to clear something up: Leon nominated Chill because he doesn't like him because he smells like coffee. I would suggest we use whichever one of us could take an arrow with the least trouble. Perhaps Bullman?

 

Posted Mar 18, '10 at 4:04pm

ulimitedpower

ulimitedpower

1,597 posts

Unlimitedpower

I have a great urge to shout at you until my vocal chords tear apart. I have no 'n' in my name.

Still, I think it's worth a shot.

True, I wish I could join but I have to finish my intro-post and this would get into the way.

 

Posted Mar 18, '10 at 4:11pm

the_manta

the_manta

3,006 posts

SHAVE HIS MANE OFF.

OR ALL HIS HAIR.

No wait, let's drop him all alone in a cemetery!

Or in a wasteland! With a deflated hot-air balloon! And then shave his hair off!

WHATEVER, JUST SHAVE HIS HAIR OFF!

 

Posted Mar 18, '10 at 4:14pm

Cenere

Cenere

12,941 posts

Knight

I am a little sad I can't be part of this.

 

Posted Mar 18, '10 at 4:19pm

Pixie214

Pixie214

4,803 posts

Ok it's a little old school but tarred and feathered people? It's a classic >_>

As for shooting someone with an arrow I think no matter howmuch the volunteer it is likely to result in some kind of band.... I seem to remember violence is agaisnt the rules (for some reason *tuts*)

 

Posted Mar 18, '10 at 4:31pm

Pois0nArr0w

Pois0nArr0w

1,565 posts

We could use an exploding arrow filled with crazy purple knockout gas...

 

Posted Mar 18, '10 at 5:50pm

Kirby998

Kirby998

5,236 posts

Strop or Cen:

Check teh emailz pl0x

 
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