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In space, no one can hear you scream.... Except Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the reason jesus won't come to earth.

Because of the access AWESOMENESS given off by Chuck Norris he is the reason for global warming

What Chuvk Norris eats is about the worlds saturday diet.

If you mee Chuck Norris in battle even if you have a gun Chuck will turn it into gum.

Chuck Norris once won "The Game".

When Chuck Norris falls in water Chuck Norris doesn't get wet water gets Chuck Norris'd.

When Chuck Norris farts the world ends luckily he doesn't.

Chuck Norris is what you get when you combine a malfunctioning condom, a huge erection, and 300 pounds of steroids.

Chuck Norris was swimming the Atlantic Ocean when he farted it caused a massive tital wave that hit the entire south eastern coast of the US...............there wher no survivors Y.Y

Chuck Norris runs everyday and collects his sweat and makes millions of dollars from it. How? Tag is Chuck Norris Sweat.....hence Double pits to chesty.

when chuck norris washes his hands he cleans off the soap.

Chuck Norris can walk on water, cause the water is afraid that Chuck Norris might pass gas(atomic bomb)

THERE WAS NO BIG BANG!!! Chuck Norris just round-house kicked the empty nothingness and told it to get a job...

mosses can walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land.

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

chuck norris counted to infinity. twice