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Scientist discoverd that the world was shifted after thousands of years...it was said that the U.S. was on the other side of the world thousands of years ago, they said it was do to tectonic plates shifting under the soil of the ground deep byt he core of the earth...they were wrong Chuck Norris just RHK the core and turned it upside down.

Looool.. these are halarious

Chuck Norris can run 400 yards..................................into the furture!

Chuck Norris can divide by zero

Chuck Norris once one a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves
Chuck Norris once beat a lazer beam in the 100 meter dash

Chuck Norris can kill death

When god told noah to build the arch he asked Chcuk Norris to hold all the animals and people in his chest hair.

When god said let there be light, chuck norris said say please

Ok i have the ULTIMATE Chuck Norris Joke it can and will PWN ALL chuck norris jokes on this thread so far...ok here it goes;

Chuck Norris is so hot he can catch a cold in hell. no homo

Chuck Norris's balls are the center of gravity, but scientists don't want to you to know that, cause Chuck hates it when they talk bout' him.

Never name your baby after Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the last number.......

Chuck Norris will be the last human on Earth.

Chuck Norris is so hot he can catch a cold in hell. no homo

When Chuck Norris texts his signature is ~Chuck Norris~

Because of the left over essence of awesomeness given off by Chuck Norris if effected with this awesomeness you may get cancer or a raging case of crabs

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door shut

EPIC THREAD BTW

Jesus can walk on water... Chuck Norris can swim on land!

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris?

ANSWER: 0.0%! nobody chucks chuck except chuck himself
(i made that up)

when chuck norris feels sad, he roundhouse kicks himself in the face and feels happier because he knows he the only person in the world who can surivive his deadly kick

chuck norris really died 5 years ago, but the grim reaper was to scared to tell him!