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emanfman
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Welcome to the EPIC GROCERY SHOPPING ADVENTURE. The goal of this RPG is completed in five stages.
1. Leave the house and get in the car
2. Drive to the store
3. Find the eggs your wife asks you to buy
4. Purchase them
5. Go home
Sounds simple enough? What about the twist? If I told you now, then obviously the story would be revealed. So, do you DARE to go on the EPIC GROCERY SHOPPING ADVENTURE?
Hereâs the character sheet.

Name:
HP:
Weapons:
Resourcefulness:
Strength:
Armour:

You get to distribute 50 skill points between HP, Weapons, Resourcefulness, Strength, and Armour. The HP Baseline is 10, for those idiots who decide to spend all 50 on weapons, and complain that they instantly die.

So, hereâs how the points are distributed.
HP: 1 skill point = 2 HP, +10 for baseline
Weapons: 1 skill point = 1 weapon point (spending 7 points here gets you a golf club, but 37 gets you a bazooka!)
Resourcefulness: 1 skill point = 1 Resourcefulness point (this determines the items you find. 8 points can be +10 max HP, but 26 can be +20 skill points â" more than once!)
Strength: 1 Skill point = 1 Point (Sort of like weapons, but more like a damage multiplier.)
Armour: 1 skill point = 1 point (simple enough? Almost like an HP bonusâ&brvbar
AND IF YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT IT, you can make a biography, although it will be little use to deciding the course of events.

This is my first RPG, so itâs definitely not perfect. Feel free to comment on my profile for improvements!

Emanfman

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d_dude
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Name: Sam Fisher
HP: 10
Weapons: 37
Resourcefulness:0
Strength: 13
Armour:0

Do I get the bazooka AND the golf club?

emanfman
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Name: Sam Fisher
HP: 10
Weapons: 37
Resourcefulness:0
Strength: 13
Armour:0

lol no just the bazooka.
are you sure thats how you want to distribute your skill points? i would put more in the resourcefulness if i were you...

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Name: Onethree Threeseven
HP: 32
Weapons: 7
Resourcefulness: 10
Strength: 11
Armour: 11

emanfman
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Name: Onethree Threeseven
HP: 32/32
Weapons: Golf Club
Resourcefulness: 10
Strength: 11
Armour: 11

You wake up, after a nice sleep on a Sunday morning. Your wife yells from the kitchen, "HONEY, COULD YOU RUN TO THE STORE AND GET SOME EGGS?"

A) Be a loving husband. "Sure, be right back..."
B) Be an abusive husband. "Get them yourself, @$$#0|E..."
C) Your choice.

gtfawjkjg
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Name: Onethree Threeseven
HP: 32/32
Weapons: Golf Club
Resourcefulness: 10
Strength: 11
Armour: 11
You wake up, after a nice sleep on a Sunday morning. Your wife yells from the kitchen, "HONEY, COULD YOU RUN TO THE STORE AND GET SOME EGGS?"

A)Be a loving husband. "Sure, be right back..."

emanfman
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Name: Onethree Threeseven
HP: 32/32
Weapons: Golf Club
Resourcefulness: 10
Strength: 11
Armour: 11

You start searching for your keys. Where did you leave them? You just can't seem to remember where you put them...

A) Start looking in the bedroom
B) Start looking in the basement
C) Look somewhere else?

gtfawjkjg
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Name: Onethree Threeseven
HP: 32/32
Weapons: Golf Club
Resourcefulness: 10
Strength: 11
Armour: 11
You start searching for your keys. Where did you leave them? You just can't seem to remember where you put them...

C) Punch my wife for no reason.

emanfman
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Name: Onethree Threeseven
HP: 32/32
Weapons: Golf Club
Resourcefulness: 10
Strength: 11
Armour: 11

Your wife looks at you in shock. "I thought you loved me..." She starts to tear. Then she gets mad. "GO GET THE **** EGGS. NOW." She has a threatening look on her face.

A) Back down and keep looking for the keys
B) Make a sexist remark implying that she should get the groceries
C) Your choice

gtfawjkjg
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Name: Onethree Threeseven
HP: 32/32
Weapons: Golf Club
Resourcefulness: 10
Strength: 11
Armour: 11

C) Commit suicide

Egg Mission : Failed

emanfman
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Name: Onethree Threeseven
HP: 0/32
Weapons: Golf Club
Resourcefulness: 10
Strength: 11
Armour: 11

YOU FAIL.

please leave a comment here or on my profile about my rpg. thanks for playing!

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Name: R. For-kay (lol username pun remove this message) (pronounced as R4K)
HP: 23/23 (13 pt spent)
Weapons: Golf Club (7 pt spent)
Resourcefulness: 8
Strength: 12
Armor: 10
(remove everything between (*)!!)

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Nameeath Hopper
HP:10
Weapons:15
Resourcefulness:10
Strength:15
Armour:10

Can I join?

nesanelf
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Name:Mr.WhyshouldItellyoumyname
HP: ?/?
Weapons: 7
Resourcefulness: 20
Strength: 12
Armour: 11

emanfman
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Name: R4K
HP: 23/23
Weapons: Golf Club
Resourcefulness: 8
Strength: 12
Armor: 10

You wake up late Sunday morning. Your wife yells from the kitchen, "Honey, could you go get some eggs please?"

A) Be a loving husband. "Sure, Be right back."
B) Be abusive. "GET THEM YOURSELF, WOMAN!"
C) Your call.

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Nameeath Hopper
HP:10/10
Weapons: 6-inch pocket switchblade
Resourcefulness:10
Strength:15
Armour:10

Yes, you can join.

You wake up late Sunday morning. Your wife yells from the kitchen, "Honey, could you go get some eggs please?"

A) Be a loving husband. "Sure, Be right back."
B) Be abusive. "GET THEM YOURSELF, WOMAN!"
C) Your call.

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Name: Mr. Why-should-I-tell-you-my-name
HP: 30/30
Weapons: Golf Club
Resourcefulness: 20
Strength: 12
Armour: 11

You wake up late Sunday morning. Your wife yells from the kitchen, "Honey, could you go get some eggs please?"

A) Be a loving husband. "Sure, Be right back."
B) Be abusive. "GET THEM YOURSELF, WOMAN!"
C) Your call.

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Name: Mr. Why-should-I-tell-you-my-name
HP: 30/30
Weapons: Golf Club
Resourcefulness: 20
Strength: 12
Armour: 11

A)

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