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Minigore12
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The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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ChapZ
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Eater of worlds.

Why do we have 20 fingers?

SirLegendary
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Because we're only supposed to have ten.

How do you lose a finger?

ChapZ
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You eat it when you are hungry.

Why do we grow hair?

red303
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So that we can grow to like it, only to lose it when we get older.

Why does my fridge keep beeping?

ChapZ
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ChapZ
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Because it wants attention.

Why am I always hungry?

calwina
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because being thirsty is worse.

Why is the world two colors?

pandaitis
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Because the circumference of the earth spins at an 80° angle around. The sun witch is 40000000° F and as it spins if the population of the earth goes down below 7 billion then the earth will drift away from the sun to a new galaxy lol it did in 5000 B.C. in the great marijuana war and then um well yeah I just made all of this up even the heat of the Sun instead of looking it up so yeah.

Why can't I fly

calwina
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Because life gave us tails instead of wings,deal with it.

Why is pandaitits a sun.

pandaitis
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Because there were no panda armatars

Why did I just drive off a cliff.

pandaitis
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OOPS I PUT MARIJUANA WAR IT AUTO CORRECTED I MENT TO PUT MARTION sorry for caps

ChapZ
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Because you thought you were a flying panda.

Why can't I see in slow motion?

snjezana_hadzic
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Because world it too slow.

Why do i hate school?

ChapZ
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ChapZ
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Because it is a waste of time.

Why humans are cold blood?

snjezana_hadzic
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Because its very cold outside

Why am i a polar bear?

ChapZ
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Because I'm an eagle.

Why does ice melt?

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