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OctoCan has an almost infinite number of uses. It's up to you to figure out what they are. Of course, no vulgar or obscene material.
Also, OctoCan has a clan now. For information on joining Clan OctoCan, contact [url=MagicTree]
I'll start:
1. Instant Seafood.
If you happen to be entertaining guests from the South Pacific who are having dinner with you only to discover that the local pizza joint was the epicenter of an inexplicable volcanic eruption, OctoCan is your answer. Mix the contents of one can of OctoCan with one box of Seafood Helper and cook for 15 minutes. When the timer rings, you'll have a large spread of calamari ready to serve.
2. Crowd Control.
When loaded into low velocity 40mm grenade cartridges or spring-operated canisters, OctoCan is excellent for non-lethal riot dispersal. When fired, the canisters will burst open and release multiple octopi at the angry mob. The octopi will then attach themselves to the targets faces, causing them to scream and flail about trying to get the squishiness off their faces. The sight of people running around with octopi clinging to their faces will also have a profound psychological effect on other rioters, causing them to disperse before the same fate befalls them.
With 24 hours' notice, Paladin Industries can have 50 truckloads of OctoCan riot ammo ready for transport to New York to clean up that little mess in Zuccotti Park. >
3. Practical Joke/Revenge.
If someone is bothering you and you want to get them back, or if you're just a practical joker, OctoCan is the resource you need. Three of the easiest and most popular methods of using it are as follows:
1. Sneak up behind your target and empty a can of OctoCan down the back of their shirt. It has approximately the same effect as a slushball similarly applied, except that it's lukewarm, it's squishy, it wriggles around, and it doesn't melt, so it's actually way better.
2. Empty a can of OctoCan onto your target's chair just before they sit down. Sitting into such squirmy squishiness has extremely disturbing psychological effects and may even leave your target mentally scarred for life. >
3. Just tilt a can of OctoCan back and forth in the presence of your target. That constant "schlorp...schlorp...schlorp...schlorp..." sound will drive ANYONE to insanity. >
Okay, your turn. Surprise me!
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*This is the 200th post! Another milestone for Clan OctoCan!*
#186: Reality Re-Insertion
Did you use OctoCan to become one with your favorite tv show, only to become so immersed in it that you forgot reality? Fear not (obviously you're not fearing, since you forgot reality and therefore don't remember to fear, that was for anyone who actually wants you back in reality)! Just toss an Octo into the swirling vortex of unreality (every alternate reality has a swirling vortex), and it will retrieve whoever is stuck in unreality and bring them back to the real world.
Warning: The re-integrated person may hallucinate about their tv-world experience for up to a month. Also, they may hate you until the end of time for realing them back into reality and out of their dream world.
187: Hater eliminator
Did you use the Reality Re-Insertion and make them hate you for pulling them back into reality? Now you can stop that with Octocan! Just stick it on his head and in minutes, he doesn't hate you anymore!
Warning: do not use too long or it may result in memory loss.
191: Ear surgeon
Did you lose your hearing because of your earplugs? Well, that's not a problem with Octocan! Just open it and in seconds, an Octocan surgeon will come out and fix your ears! Also works with any other surgery!
Warning: Use of Octocan for surgery may result in ink in your face.
193: Mobile Storage Device
Tired of lugging around a suitcase or just want to put something away? Well OctoCan is here (with purchase product)! Simply shove things into it and it will hold it on for you. Now there's no need to carry suitcases and lunchboxes because OctoCan will carry everything for you.
Disclaimer: Although OctoCan has been trained take possession of input, it has not been trained to return input. OctoCan is not a suitable carrying device for volatile substance or other objects you shouldn't put in your own mouth (this includes bad words).
194: entertainment
Are you on a plane and the only thing you have for entertainment is a diablo (what appears to be a giant yo-yo on a string)? Well, now you can have fun with Octocan! Just pop the top and in seconds, Octo has transformed into a full entertainment system, complete with every modern console and handheld known to man (PS3, XBOX 360 with Kinect, Wii, 3DS, PSP)
(sorry if this was already used but i'm new )
195. lunchbox
Are u tired of birds or squrriels getting at ur lunch? well use the octocan!!!! the new revolutionary lunchbox with indestructable Octo-can material! Thanks!
196. Octo's Creed
Did you ever have to kill multiple Templar's at once? Don't hae much assassins to do it? Just pop open a can of Octo Creed-Can and the octo will automatically have the weapons and armor. Good luck!
197. Duel Disk
Started a duel but forgot your duel disk? Uses Octocan! Open up a Duel Octocan up and slap it on your arm. Now hit it's head and prepare to duel with your card deck.
198. gamer helmet
do you want to play a game like you are a part of it? ever dreamed to use powers and abilities from games? OctoCan to the rescue! just open a can of the brand new OctoCan gamer helmet, put the octo on your head, say which game you want to play and presto! you are now a character in your selected game! you can even choose which character you are. or you can just use powers/abilities of the game in real life!
disclaimer: octo will disapear if you use it for evil.
199. Tool Safety
Tired of injuring yourself with a hammer? Accidentally cut your finger because of a misplaced saw? Use Octocan! Open one up and place it on the head or on the teeth of your tool when your not using it. The next time you accidentally drop it from the workbench, the OctoCan will stop it from injuring you.
200. party time!
ever wanted to celebrate something? ever wanted to have an awesome party? then open a can of the party OctoCan and the octo makes the perfect party!
201. BEST CONDIMENT EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you tired of bland food? No problem with Octocan! Just pour it on, and in seconds it becomes the BEST CONDIMENT EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Warning: Octocan is not responsible for swallowing ink.
@xAyAy
Congrats on posting the 200th use of OctoCan!
@epicness01
Please don't spam exclamation points. It could make the octopi turn on you.
202. Doll
Ever wanted a Barbie doll but couldn't afford one? Every doll seems expensive to you? Then use Octocan! Open one up and use the exclusive Octocan clothes for your octopus to dress them in. Now you'll have loads of fun playing with it.
Note: Expansion sets will not be made.
203. Space Launcher
Do you have something (or someone) you want launched into deep space? Don't have the materials needed? No problem with Octocan. Just open it up, and in seconds it's out of the atmosphere and out of your hair!
Warning: Octocan is not responsible for lawsuits resulting in the use of the Octocan Space Launcher.
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