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Posted Dec 24, '12 at 9:26am
Raispeed55
234 posts
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#281:Animator.
Tired of wasting all of your time on animating?Want animating to be quick,easy and still hold the same satisfaction?Look no :further!With octocan just tell it what you want it to look like and it'll make an amazing animation in a few minutes!
Warning:Mouse will be extremely slippery after usage.
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Posted Dec 28, '12 at 9:02pm
MattEmAngel
2,661 posts
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#282: Stress Relief for your Octopus
Is your octopus looking depressed or exhausted? Does it need a friend? Use OctoCan! The octopi in the can will provide company for your poor octopus and cheer it up. Guaranteed to work! Otopus owner satisfaction not guaranteed.
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Posted Dec 28, '12 at 11:34pm
theEPICgameKING
458 posts
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#283: OctoWingman
Need help impressing the ladies? Need a guy or an octo to help you get the girls easier? Well then try WingmanOcto! It's full of good remarks about how cool you are and other things. Feel free to beat it up so the girls swoon at how heroic you are for saving them from a too-friendly octopus (Dont worry, he'll undersand, just be gentle)
;D
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Posted Dec 29, '12 at 12:01am
MattEmAngel
2,661 posts
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#284: Space Exploration.
Everyone wants to know what's up above the sky. but no one can just go there. OctoCan to the rescue! Simply take the can outside, shake it up and throw it 220 miles into the air at 18,000 mph! The octopi inside will look at space from inside the can, then tell you all about it when they re-enter the atmosphere. WARNING: You must locate the OctoCan yourself. OtoCan might not survive re-entry. Octopi inside can cannot breathe in space so make sure the can is in the *closed* position before throwing.
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Posted Jan 25, '13 at 12:08am
CommanderPaladin
467 posts
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#285: Make Your Presence Known.
Back from having been gone (way) too long? Want to make an epic entrance? Crack open an OctoCan, and it'll turn into a wild background full of explosions and emit a rock-and-roll style guitar riff to announce to the world that You Have Arrived!
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Yes, I am back. Good to see that MagicTree is too. Semi-regular updates to Clan info will now be made manifest.
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Posted Jan 25, '13 at 12:13am
dragonball05
1,571 posts
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#286: Torture
Make torture more marine. Take the pieces of octopus out of the can and insert them into orifices of the victim such as the nostrils, ears, and for those seafood haters, the mouth as well. Make sure to apply pressure to the suction cups to create better grip to ensure the longest torture.
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Posted Jan 25, '13 at 1:36am
Nerdsoft
408 posts
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#287: Political Satire
Running out of comic ideas? Writing for Family Guy? Need a joke better than #288: Politician? Just use OctoCan! If they can animate, they can write!
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Posted Jan 26, '13 at 1:20am
MattEmAngel
2,661 posts
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#288: Self-esteem Reducer
Feeling happy? Enjoying life? Sucks to be you! OctoCan provides octopi with no positive emotions whatsoever! Open a can and enjoy being humiliated and mocked for having love and a soul. Try it today! (OctoCan not responsible for anything)
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Posted Feb 4, '13 at 10:13pm
MattEmAngel
2,661 posts
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#289: Thread Bump
Is your thread falling behind? Is it getting overlapped by some cheap RPG someone never updates? Octobump to the rescue! Use OctoCan's name to bump it back to the top!
OctoCan!
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Posted Feb 5, '13 at 4:59pm
theEPICgameKING
458 posts
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#290: OctoArmWrestling!
Pretty sure this has been done before...ever want a good opponent for a manly wrestling-of-the-arms? Get OctoCan, now in BeefCake edition! Each of his eight tentacles is stronger than the last, providing many levels of strength! If you can beat the last tentacle, which even Vin Diesel or Arnold Scwarzenegger or Chuck Norris can barely do, you're AWESOME!
Buy now for 89.95. Please allow 20-24 weeks delivery, cause we're located on another planet.
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