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The Many Uses of OctoCan - The Best Canned Octopus In The World!

Posted Dec 24, '12 at 7:19am

PwnajLeadah981

PwnajLeadah981

350 posts

280: Searching the net.
Tired of having to click? Prop up an OctoCan and tell it what you want to search. INSTANT SEARCH! Very useful and saves time.
Interested? Just go to a store!

 

Posted Dec 24, '12 at 9:26am

Raispeed55

Raispeed55

248 posts

#281:Animator.

Tired of wasting all of your time on animating?Want animating to be quick,easy and still hold the same satisfaction?Look no :further!With octocan just tell it what you want it to look like and it'll make an amazing animation in a few minutes!

Warning:Mouse will be extremely slippery after usage.

 

Posted Dec 28, '12 at 9:02pm

MattEmAngel

MattEmAngel

4,113 posts

#282: Stress Relief for your Octopus

Is your octopus looking depressed or exhausted? Does it need a friend? Use OctoCan! The octopi in the can will provide company for your poor octopus and cheer it up. Guaranteed to work! Otopus owner satisfaction not guaranteed.

 

Posted Dec 28, '12 at 11:34pm

theEPICgameKING

theEPICgameKING

458 posts

#283: OctoWingman

Need help impressing the ladies? Need a guy or an octo to help you get the girls easier? Well then try WingmanOcto! It's full of good remarks about how cool you are and other things. Feel free to beat it up so the girls swoon at how heroic you are for saving them from a too-friendly octopus (Dont worry, he'll undersand, just be gentle)
;D

 

Posted Dec 29, '12 at 12:01am

MattEmAngel

MattEmAngel

4,113 posts

#284: Space Exploration.

Everyone wants to know what's up above the sky. but no one can just go there. OctoCan to the rescue! Simply take the can outside, shake it up and throw it 220 miles into the air at 18,000 mph! The octopi inside will look at space from inside the can, then tell you all about it when they re-enter the atmosphere. WARNING: You must locate the OctoCan yourself. OtoCan might not survive re-entry. Octopi inside can cannot breathe in space so make sure the can is in the *closed* position before throwing.

 

Posted Jan 25, '13 at 12:08am

CommanderPaladin

CommanderPaladin

506 posts

#285: Make Your Presence Known.

Back from having been gone (way) too long?  Want to make an epic entrance?  Crack open an OctoCan, and it'll turn into a wild background full of explosions and emit a rock-and-roll style guitar riff to announce to the world that You Have Arrived! 
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Yes, I am back.  Good to see that MagicTree is too.  Semi-regular updates to Clan info will now be made manifest.

 

Posted Jan 25, '13 at 12:13am

dragonball05

dragonball05

1,571 posts

#286: Torture

Make torture more marine. Take the pieces of octopus out of the can and insert them into orifices of the victim such as the nostrils, ears, and for those seafood haters, the mouth as well. Make sure to apply pressure to the suction cups to create better grip to ensure the longest torture.

 

Posted Jan 25, '13 at 1:36am

Nerdsoft

Nerdsoft

1,009 posts

#287: Political Satire
Running out of comic ideas? Writing for Family Guy? Need a joke better than #288: Politician? Just use OctoCan! If they can animate, they can write!

 

Posted Jan 26, '13 at 1:20am

MattEmAngel

MattEmAngel

4,113 posts

#288: Self-esteem Reducer

Feeling happy? Enjoying life? Sucks to be you! OctoCan provides octopi with no positive emotions whatsoever! Open a can and enjoy being humiliated and mocked for having love and a soul. Try it today! (OctoCan not responsible for anything)

 

Posted Feb 4, '13 at 10:13pm

MattEmAngel

MattEmAngel

4,113 posts

#289: Thread Bump

Is your thread falling behind? Is it getting overlapped by some cheap RPG someone never updates? Octobump to the rescue! Use OctoCan's name to bump it back to the top!

OctoCan!

 
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