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PerryKid
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Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]

First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.

No memes
No posting own damage
One attack per turn
If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule
No being an idiot
No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks
No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)

Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.

Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:

A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas.
A tree cutter also only does 1 damage.
Axe does 1 damage
Battle axe does 2 damage
Norse Battle axe does 3

If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.

People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'

Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.

To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.

Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP
Climate: No wind and sunny

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SubZero007
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I get the Ice Giants of Norse mythology to smash the tree.

SubZero007
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Peasant

Never mind guys I quit because apparently Santi thinks I'm "screwed"

SubZero007
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From Alexandra222's wall:
Santi_ says:

Posted at 11:21am on 1/22/2012

I think Subzero007 is screwing up your post. I personally think that he's screwed.

Santi_
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No, I meant she's ticked at you, and she was doing something that was the opposite of damage, hard to explain, it wasn't meant as an insult to you, ok?

SubZero007
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Peasant

Lets move this off the forums ok?

SubZero007
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Peasant

Sorry everyone just ignore that.....

Santi_
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Yeah, think it was a "lack of communication".

Bladerunner679
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sorry I've been gone a while.

I call goku to use a kamehameha on the tree.


goku is too busy fighting evil at the moment.

I sneak off to Persia and bring back a troupe of war elephants, who proceed to gouge Yggdrasil with their mighty tusks.


the elephants are unable to travel to denmark due to the huge distance required.

I create cyborg minions out of the entire country of North Korea, then make them create me an Iron Man Robot Suit.


the suit has one apparent design flaw. it explodes when put in the vicinity of magic. (you can guess what happens next)

Can I heal the tree?


No, only Perrykid and I can.

I plant acorns near the tree.


they grow into tree's almost instantly, but the tree of the world steals energy from the tree, allowing a heal for every end of the turn.

+50 every end of turn.

hmm... i use firaga on the tree, followed by prinny barrage.


(final fantasy, seriously?) the firaga barely burns the bark, and the barrage has no effect.

-10hp

I mold the excess radiation from the nukes into a ball of pure energy and hit the tree with it, if I can.
If not, the rejection causes me to flip into another rage and viciously attack the tree with larger, radiation enveloped swords.


as stated earlier by perrykid, radiation has no effect. your radioactive attacks give no damage.

I get the Ice Giants of Norse mythology to smash the tree.


the giant's value the tree, and decide to not attack it.

I snipe the protesters while the weather is nice.


you miss, and the protestors go after you.

temporarily disabled: SubZero007

I put very large and numerous sticks of dynamite in the upper branches of the tree.


you knock off one of the larger branches, but the rest remains intact.

-200hp

Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)
lorcharlie984
LucasDaLegend
Kylelolcat

Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)
PerryKid (Original Creator)
Bladerunner679 (Current Narrator)

Norse Heroes: (Epic Players)
Santi_

Undead: (Dead but put back to life)

current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)
Armpit
blk2860
thaboss
Sergie32
Alexandra222
billy285

Tree: 38,999,999,999,790 HP

Weather: sunny
ground condition: wet
Santi_
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Before the suit explodes, I switch my mind with a North Korean, as far away from the suit as possible, then change my features, and essentially change the DNA of the body I'm now in into what I was before the explosion, so does the explosion hurt the tree in any way?

halomaniac64
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I try to dig out all the earth around and under the tree with an excavator.

Santi_
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Oh, wait, the tree is in denmark, nevermind.

SubZero007
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Peasant

Hey guys! Denmark is where LEGO's were invented. Do something with LEGOs.

Bladerunner679
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Blacksmith

Hey guys! Denmark is where LEGO's were invented. Do something with LEGOs.


if you really want to, I won't stop you from doing something with legos, but why you would want to is beyond me.
SubZero007
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Aha! You posted, so I'm not disabled anymore! Right?

Bladerunner679
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Aha! You posted, so I'm not disabled anymore! Right?


nope, you still are. the way it works is you can't use an attack post until you get out of the situation that disabled you.

SORRY!!!
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