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Posted Mar 4, '12 at 8:59pm
killersup10
1,579 posts
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Choice #6: Woke up today, got my gun and knife. Ya-this is my life.
with the camo hat and the metal traps
the trees and the weeds deep down over my knees
the squirrels and the rabbits make the best jerkey around
we taking my new buck all around town
got my 12 guage over under ready for rabbit
we been shootin these shells for the past 20 years
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Posted Mar 4, '12 at 9:21pm
TDOG422
307 posts
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Nice hunter type theme. I like it. I was actually thinking a spy when I made that one, but I like your idea too!
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Posted Mar 5, '12 at 10:46pm
EmperorPalpatine
4,137 posts
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Choice #5:
Chicken, rice. Chicken and rice.
Chicken, rice. Chicken and rice.
Well I got me a kettle full,
It's smellin' so nice;
I threw in some salt,
And I tossed in some spice;
Chicken, rice. Chicken and rice.
Chicken, rice. Chicken and rice.
I threw in some cheese,
To keep out the mice;
I sold it at the market,
For a fair price.
Chicken, rice. Chicken and rice.
Chicken, rice. Chicken and rice!
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Posted Mar 6, '12 at 8:01pm
killersup10
1,579 posts
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The flowers grow, the sun rises, my heart breaks, when you surprise me.
with that fake kindness waiting to break hearts.
the victims are bleeding red like they are poptarts.
but you don't care as ya move to another
well pretty soon ya gonna be a 13 year old mother.
2 inches of lipstick 5 pounds of mascara
guess ya just wanna get rid of that hog face
thats why guys run around ya with a fast pace
can't wait to see ya in the streets
with a sign saying 5$ for 5.
ment to be sung kinda kinda like a rap.
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Posted Mar 6, '12 at 9:40pm
webkinzlover7654
239 posts
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Choice #6:
Woke up today, got my gun and knife. Ya-this is my life.
Some call me a gangster but that ain't right,
I'm just suffering depression with my wife.
We go on the streets and murder just for fun.
They scream and they shout butit's all over,
We tea-bag their bodies and they taste our buns.
They police come down and we say they're manikins,
but the police know all and we head down to jail.
Our kids come to see us and they say "F*%! you, NO BAIL"
How about that?
Oh, yes it is meant to be a comedy.
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Posted Apr 18, '12 at 6:41pm
TDOG422
307 posts
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funny, his name is webkinzlover (a popular meant-for-a-child-but-is-fun-to-everybody kind of computer game) but well...LOOK AT HIS POST!
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Posted Apr 18, '12 at 6:56pm
emochick324
108 posts
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The flowers grow, the sun rises, my heart breaks, when you surprise me.Now as if a lock and key,you have tricked me.
Up in the air,with our love, now its gone no hope.Like you be on dope.
And ill be sitting here alone, and I dont need you.
Like a hammer and a screw.
I just cant take it!
wont make it work,
for this isnt my world.
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Posted Apr 26, '12 at 6:08pm
jkl3848
241 posts
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Why are you making people do the work for you. You could take their ideas, turn it into a song, sell millions, and be open to a lawsuit. So are you doing this for fun or are you trying to make a real song?
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Posted Apr 26, '12 at 6:16pm
Ernie15
11,225 posts
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I threw in some cheese,
To keep out the mice;
Wouldn't the cheese attract the mice to your food rather than keep them out?
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Posted Apr 27, '12 at 6:44pm
TDOG422
307 posts
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@jkl3848
wow...just-wow!"work"!?!?!?! "sell millions"?!?! REALLY?!?!?!??! you have GOT to be kidding me!
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