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Since the popular thread from 2011 has gone to hell with outdated images, false page redirections and 4 blank pages of deleted posts, I think it's time to start anew for the 2012 community.

I'll start out by posting some strange (but real) sodas I found on Google. You can be the ones to determine whether or not you'd ever try any of them.

http://www.nicegraphics.com/chow/baconfest/syrup.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vYHtyzs8EHo/TlFzwOGlLQI/AAAAAAAAAPI/Jat1mP5hGTE/s1600/milkis_lotte.jpg

http://steveandamysly.tannerworld.com/databank/2006/image_jonessoda_2006_holiday_holidaypack_antacidflavored_review3.jpg

The label on the last one is real, but the flavor is fake. You'll have to learn the Jones way of doing things.

Chips are another favorite when it comes to bizarre flavors.

http://blog.greggman.com/japan/chips-02/american-burger.jpg

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-dy5n7BPVQgc/TYztnJYUqkI/AAAAAAAARIk/DYnYqOAxDgM/slide_9123_121309_large.jpg

http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/mint%20mischief%20chips.jpg

http://cmsimg.indystar.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=BG&Date=20120418&Category=LIVING07&ArtNo=120418015&Ref=AR&MaxW=140&Border=0&Weird-flavors-Bacon-shakes-PB-J-vodka-BLT-chips-debut

^ Those BLT chips are actually not too bad.

And, of course, the Canadian classic...

http://fe.blog.images.s3.amazonaws.com/2010/12/Ketchup_Flavored_Chips-645_full.jpg

If you know of any strange flavors or you just happen to find some online, post them here. Pictures are always appreciated.

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My gass station sells sushi. People I know ate it and actually enjoyed it. But I do know some weird people. Like Santa Clause. Biggest. Pedo. Evar.
Moving on then.
I find it funny how in Europe, you have all these incredibly fat, disgusting, greasy foods. They take American fast food and... make it more American. We have to step up our game ladies.


Wow, you are really lucky. Couple weeks ago me and my buddy ordered a hot dog at 7-11. As I was closing in to take a bite out of it, I noticed a patch of fuzzy mold. Needless to say I'm not going to be ordering food from a gas station for a very, very long time.
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I don't know what it is that bothers me about it, but for some reason sucking on Lenin's head is something I can't see myself doing. I can, however, see myself scooping some of that jelly wax out of that ear and popping it in my mouth. What does that say about me as a person?

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As for odd "gross" candies, you can't go wrong with severed body part sushi...


The brain nestled in rice is a nice touch. I almost completely overlooked it it's so subtle.

Or ear wax...


I remember that one faintly from 2011. The image must have stopped working, else I would have posted it along with the others.

For some reason it also reminded me of Nose Job in a Can.

http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1351/5117148212_698ffb56ab.jpg

While we're on the subject of faulty images, here are the two products that unfortunately didn't show up as images in the links our faithful Pilot has been so kind to provide us with.

http://www.popgadget.net/images/freud-head-lollipops.jpg

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Manly+flavors+.+Sadly+non-existing+jelly+beans+flavors..+From+failbook.org_655f82_4063707.jpg

I have to wonder what "Groin Pull" and "Headbutt" would taste like.


My gass station sells sushi. People I know ate it and actually enjoyed it.


Memphis I take it? Well, not everyone enjoys the stuff as it turns out...

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/14/pTKsTO9lkE2DbnUF0vGkWQ2.jpg

We have to step up our game ladies.


We have the Quadruple Bypass Burger. That couldn't be more American if you deep-fried it in John Goodman's sweat.

But yes, although Europe isn't quite beating us yet, the Middle East is right on our tail.

Pizza Burger from Burger King (Dubai)
Burger Pizza from Pizza Hut (Middle East)

Just wait 10 years. The US will be the least American country in the world.

Couple weeks ago me and my buddy ordered a hot dog at 7-11. As I was closing in to take a bite out of it, I noticed a patch of fuzzy mold.


Bay Area 7-11 stores aren't that bad. A lot of people rely on them for basic necessities here, so the demand for fresh hotdogs is probably much higher than it would be in other places.

So we don't get too many hotdogs that look like Dumbledore around here.

http://myfoodfailed.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/mff-moldy_hot_dog1.jpg

What does that say about me as a person?


You would have a hard time eating baby-shaped chocolates.

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/04/08/baby-chocolate-4.jpg

But you could eat an entire box of Boo-Boo Licks in one sitting.

http://s7.orientaltrading.com/is/image/OrientalTrading/25_5268c?$VIEWER_IMAGE$
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A hose nose, to cookies that look like babies, to chocolates wrapped in diapers to Vladimir Lenin pops... This thread is more adventurous then YouTube.

Jelly Belly Extreme Sports Beans! Chock full of caffeine to give you that extra boost when you need it!

http://www.rei.com/zoom/jj/39fa71b0-d34e-4f7d-93ce-41bbd77516bf.jpg/440

****-a-doodle-chew. The chicken flavored gum:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1090/1089957905_bb08eb8705.jpg

Sound delicious?

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I was at the store the other day, and saw fficial&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=GOGjUK_yGMGKqwGOsYFw&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAA&biw=1280&bih=571">30 proof alcohol infused whipped cream. Get drunk off of pumpkin pie this Thanksgiving.

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You would have a hard time eating baby-shaped chocolates.


I would not be able to eat those easily. I'd have to pop them in my mouth in one bite so I wouldn't have to bite a tiny arm or a head off.

But you could eat an entire box of Boo-Boo Licks in one sitting.


What a stupid name for that product. How did they think of Boo-Boo Licks and not Cand-Aids?
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What a stupid name for that product. How did they think of Boo-Boo Licks and not Cand-Aids?


"Aids" isn't really the ideal name for a candy, not too mention the candy is a band aid.
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This thread is more adventurous then YouTube.


YouTube is adventurous?

Jelly Belly Extreme Sports Beans! Chock full of caffeine to give you that extra boost when you need it!


Finally, a bag of cherry Jelly Bellies that aren't cinnamon-flavored. Although they don't appear to be remarkably red. I'm surprised they aren't acai berry-flavored.

http://jellybellypress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Beannatural.jpg

I did find these while searching through Sport Beans flavors, though:

http://c23576.r76.cf1.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/crackheads.jpg

It perks you up and steals your money. Why don't they just call it "Starbucks"?

The chicken flavored gum:


So much of chicken's natural flavor lies within its consistency. If this gum actually tastes like chicken, I would be truly impressed.

I was at the store the other day, and saw 30 proof alcohol infused whipped cream.


That sounds delicious. If it's anything like Irish cream, no doubt it's incredible.

How did they think of Boo-Boo Licks and not Cand-Aids?


It makes it sound like it's AIDS in a can. "Candages" would be a less misleading and more appropriate name, I would think.

"Aids" isn't really the ideal name for a candy, not too mention the candy is a band aid.


Well, on the other hand, each gummy bandage does contain "blood", so it wouldn't be too farfetched to name them after a disease that can be transmitted through blood. People just wouldn't buy the product.
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I've been told by some artists that modern art is a piece of cake, but I never believed them until today...

http://www-static.weddingbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/10/mondria.jpg

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Well, on the other hand, each gummy bandage does contain "blood", so it wouldn't be too farfetched to name them after a disease that can be transmitted through blood. People just wouldn't buy the product.


Yeah, I wasn't talking about how it was unrelated or far fetched was talking about them naming it something that's not a turn off so more people buy it.
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I've been told by some artists that modern art is a piece of cake, but I never believed them until today...


It's too revolutionary to eat. I'm mostly worried about that black tar frosting.

I'm much more comfortable with rainbow cake.

http://offthemeathook.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/slice_o_cake2.jpg

So we're all pretty familiar with candy corn, right? Of course we are. Some of us may be asking ourselves why it's referred to as candy "corn" when it bears little resemblance to corn and there's no cob to begin with. Well, as it turns out...

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/c58.0.403.403/p403x403/487311_10152001349215656_983973423_n.jpg

http://somethingaweek.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/candy-corn-cob-40.jpg?w=600

http://www.bonappetit.com/blogsandforums/blogs/badaily/candy-corn-body2.jpg

So for all you nay-sayers out there, yes, candy corn on the cob really does exist.
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Yummmmm, corn kit kats...

http://www.weirdasianews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/kit.kat_.corn_.jpg

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Strange that Corn isn't one of the 48 bizarre Kit-Kat flavors posted on page 2.

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My apologies, this is the direct link to that post.

And just so I don't look like a complete doofus, here's some Kentucky Fried Cereal:

http://www.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/kentucky+fried+cereal.jpg

(Not real, but a good laugh if that's the kind of thing you find funny)

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Candy corn on the cob? =O

http://i743.photobucket.com/albums/xx80/TheChaos0/mind-blown-2.gif

That's seriously going to keep my mind blown for at least another few days!

@ Corn Kit Kat
It's not the weirdest thing Japan has ever done with food... xP

@ KFCereal
It looks like fried chicken alright... but does it come boneless? =D

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