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Twiction Contest -- The Greatest Story Ever Told [Conclusion Pg. 12]

Posted Jul 9, '12 at 1:00am



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To y0u It iS magic, to h3r it is sc1ence and to Me the dis4inCtion Is meaningless $o let us talk about something that matters. Like Destiny.

This is the cummings shot. Uh Gantic.



Posted Jul 10, '12 at 9:54am



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D'ohw :/ I didn't think of that... I just wrote what was easiest to me :P

Not really sure if this ties in exactly with the theme, but here goes.

Staring at the great flaming beast, I implored of it to give me my true freedom. True freedom it gave me; the self-aware star enveloped me.

Also, I can never hit 140 exactly. That annoys me much so. >:


Posted Jul 11, '12 at 2:13am



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I am laaaaaaaaaaate. But since you said I wasn't, here you go.

As the metal beast flamed, screeching through the heavens, the pilot looked down to her home and prayed to provide for her impoverished kin.

P.S., her co-pilot is her girlfriend. Maybe.


Posted Jul 11, '12 at 11:56pm



2,354 posts

Okay I got this.

The Mass Voidray Medal goes to: Invisibleninjagirl! I have to wonder why an invisible girl would train to be a ninja. Redundant much? Her name tempted me to name 3rd place "When Behind Dark Shrine" but that isn't as bronze a strat. Her entry:

"Purple skies and bright blue sunshine sprinkle across an imaginary land, breaking through darkness to take me to my fantasy world."

Is this sci-fi? Is this fantasy? I can't tell. Kick ***. I like this entry because it's so cheerful. It's just "this scene is nice. That's nice". And that's nice. I'd be tempted to label this one as a pure flight of fantasy, but Ninjagirl, pullin' a Cenere here, using context to create meaning where she lacks characters. The theme of the contest puts ambiguity in any piece, making us wonder if it's swords and sorcery or spaceships and stars. Or some Shadowrun stuff. Is this some fantasy world, or is it a distant planet? I like to imagine it's some Matrix-esque virtual reality.

So yes, I like how this entry is kinda cheerful. It's pleasant.

The Young, Fresh, Technomage Award goes to... KingOfAthlum! Athlum, huh? What's that? I don't know. King is already rocking the fantasy theme. But then he decided to go with the sci fi route. Oh well, it's whatever, here's his entry!

"His space helmet shattered, he stared at star and planet light by night. Waiting for the end for it was nigh. His alien flew by."

This is kinda weird, right? Silver medal, Aknerd owns that. But he was indecisive. He probably wanted me to pick the best for him (it's the first, by the way) but I decided to ignore his entries in judging instead! Yeah! You can't predict me! Just like Athlum's crazy fantasy name sci fi entry switchup. This thread is nuts!

This is the exemplar of what I call the "sad" entries. This, and its kin, are kinda downers. Bad stuff happens to people and life is sad. But since sad is really just happy for deep people, we over here in the twiction contest eat that stuff up. I like sad stories. Always have. And there's something about sci fi that lends itself to sad situations. HP Lovecraft would tell you the sci fi adds just another layer of mystery, creating a lonely and alien world, the only relatable features of which are the loss felt by the characters. I'd tell you... HP Lovecraft is a ******. But anyway, let's look at the sad entries and see why King's is the best.

Killersup's is nice because it tries to capture a single moment and show the results. And both are sad. However, the writing isn't as crisp as King's. The phrase "hope is death" in context scores Killer some MAD sci finess points.

Aknerd's better entry was cute and kinda sad. But the humor out of a sad situation mitigates the entertainment value of the sadness. So while Aknerd's made me laugh and cry on the inside, King's... why did it win again? Oh right. Aknerd couldn't decide. Otherwise he'd be solid.

pHacon enters late but I don't care he's in the running and OH! he enters strong! He sees Cen's female protagonist and raises him female homosexuality! pH is bringing the big guns to this one people, hoping he can bust loose another one of those instant win cards, and it would have worked if not for two key features:

1. The lesbianism is only mentioned in the postscript so only half credit there.
2. It's not as sad as the others.
3. I already imagined the character in your entry as Jade from Beyond Good and Evil, whose lesbian love interest is distinctly NOT her copilot. Although I almost reflexively assume it exists.

For those two reasons, pH does not manage to lock down that quick win.

King's entry, unlike the others, had an ambiguous ending. That's not better or worse by itself, although for what it's worth, I think ambiguity is easy and a little obvious. But King uses it well! The alien at the end. Is it gonna help him? Is it gonna kill him? Is it what put him in this bad situation in the first place. I personally imagine that the spaceman, with his shattered helmet, is looking at the beauty of space. Only at this moment does he fully understand the magnitude of humanity's actions, touching the heavens. Then the alien swoops by and obliterates him. The alien then presumably laughs and moves his ship up and down over the corpse. But hey, spaceman was saved from a more spectacular blood boiling exploding space death.

The reason I read the alien is hostile is because that's just what the ellipsis says to me. The reason I liked King's entry is not because I thought of that stuff. The reason I liked it is because it made me think of that stuff. While everybody's really done a good job of amping up the narrative element this round, King's narrative was just stronger and more evocative than the others. Oh, by the way, Aknerd, good job not losing your style but adding plot and characters. Thumbs up there.

The Self-Sustaining Maelstrom of Psychic Energy award goes to Zahz! His name itself being a sci fi reference at least as oblique as the one I just made, Zahz has tomfoolery ready to roll. He goes for some more wackiness this round and wins because why the hell not? His entry:

"To y0u It iS magic, to h3r it is sc1ence and to Me the dis4inCtion Is meaningless $o let us talk about something that matters. Like Destiny." I have no idea what the weird leetspeak is doing but e.e. cummings is a pretty boss guy so it's okay. So first let's analyze this artistic choice. Cummings shot. Oh ho ho ho. Clever. Wait, the cummings Gantic. The humor of the situation being that Gantic writes obtuse things rather than anything with actual literary value, and people assume they don't understand it because it's so good. It's a wordplay on gambit. Bam!

The only possible reason for the leetstuff is to put emphasis on the last line. Which is conceptually different enough to be noticeable, and its positioning at the end as its own sentence does that well enough. But okay. I liked this entry because the pacing is solid. It builds up nicely. Too lazy to talk more. Zahz isn't a real member of this community anyway. He wins.

The Blue Pill Award! This is the Champion's Corner, by the way. So it's Cen's entry!

"He began dissecting the dead being we had found earlier. A small being with more limps than should have been permitted by nature. And yetâ¦"

So here's the thing. We're continuing the Champion's Corner theme of mercilessly ridiculing the previous winner's effort even if it is good. So let's see... Cen's describing some creatures which have more limps than they should. Limps. I guess they got into a pretty dicey situation. I'm imagining the protagonist of this piece as a young vet who wants to treat all the kittens. And we end with... an ellipsis! I guess when Cen was cutting down from 'tree fiddy characters, he really needed to keep those extra periods.

I actually really liked this entry and had a lot of nice things to say about it. BUT THAT'S JUST NOT HOW WE DO IT IN THE CHAMPION'S CORNER! YEAH!

I'mma double post for the theme because this has gone on too long.


Posted Jul 12, '12 at 12:12am



2,354 posts

'Twas a dark and spooky night. You were walking through the woods back to your dorm one night when you saw, out of the corner of your eye, a pale-skinned woman with blood red lips. She enacts her dark seduction, but you escape the bloodsucking fiend, only to notice that it's the full moon. Your best friend, whose name is Becky in this scenario, transforms into a creature that is more wolf than man as a symbol of humanity's more bestial urges. You run for your life, making it back to the dorm just as Becky mauls some coeds. Having escaped from vampires and werewolves, you slip into your dorm, panting heavily. You think you're finally safe, but just as you turn on the light, man door hand hook car door.

That's right. In this round of the Twiction contest, our writers are arrayed against the creatures of the night! Whether it's vampire, changeling, werewolf or Shia Labeouf, your task is to write about the type of creatures that occupy a darker, more emo type of fantasy. No dragons and wizards, just a world of darkness.

The theme is Gothic Fantasy. I'm trying to explain what that theme means but I think you know when I say "vampires and werewolves and wraiths oh my!" Whether your drawing inspiration from nWoD or Twilight, have at it! The due date is Thursday, July 19th!


Posted Jul 12, '12 at 5:00pm



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nWoD, you say? Sure.

He rose, shaking off the dirt and stones off his stitched, artificial body, and for the first time he could see the sun rise. He smiled.

Probably set the wrong mood for myself, but writing about the horrors of being a monster gets old after a while.


Posted Jul 12, '12 at 5:32pm



244 posts

So, I hope I'm translating this right because this is my first time. What i'm getting at is that based on the theme, I write about the theme in excatly 140 letters? Hope so. Here I go!

Gothic Fantasy

The blacks and grays all twirl into a vortex of misfortune. This is my paradise. I befriend all who live by my rule. This world is mine to conquer. And none shall escape my world.

Yay! Exactly 140!


Posted Jul 14, '12 at 11:55am



29 posts

Aww, shucks! Thank you, Xzeno! Third place all the way!

I also like the Shia Labeouf reference in the theme. Guessing you have a tumblr?

Well, without further ado, here is my entry!

I am the darkness, and the darkness is me. We are endless, and trying to flee from us will require you lose your humanity.


Posted Jul 14, '12 at 2:09pm



3,473 posts

I lowered my scythe to his chest. Dug in, and reeled out a soul. It was bitter, and dry. Another one slept by him. Soon heâd be bitter too.


Posted Jul 14, '12 at 10:09pm



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As her cold lips meet mine under the blackened night, I feel my wrecked soul begin to open yet again as if it be a fantasy that I am to love

wow,all Killersup can say......

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