Ever heard of the Yggdrazil thread? Sure you have! How about the Save Lolcatia thread? You might still remember that one, too. Well, the Galactic Races have designated Lolcatia's planet for Unichtozhat, and to do that, you must level the city in order to give the Unichtozhat a level planet to glass. Too bad the citizens don't take kindly to their homes being blown up. As members of the Zakazat Unichtozhat, you can commission forces to help you attack Lolcatia and its defenses.
Objective: Destroy Lolcatia! Lolcatia Statuses:
Lolcatia Remaining HP: 5,000,000,000
Injured(Lose turns):
Divinities(Users who run the thread): Kylelolcat, The Author
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Dead(Dead for a reason)
ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)
Other statuses: Weather: Sunny and clear Time: Midday
I raid a gun store with my robot friends. Then I equip them with the guns. Then I go to a TF2 armory and look for spy invisibility watches and electro-sappers.
Divinities(Users who run the thread): Kylelolcat, The Author
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element) Darkfire45(Dark) DarthNerd(Ice) Mechninja (Electricity) LeonKP (Light and Dark) gamermartin(Necromancy) Alexandra222(Alchemy) taki242 (Chakra)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element) Garriss(Arcana)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Defenders: yako242 Yoyo141
Dead(Dead for a reason)
ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)
Other statuses: Weather: Blizzard Time: Morning Temperature: Freezing cold
@tom0000009: Unfortunately, your biomech needs recharging before you can assault more. However, you do make 180 more workers. Also, I try and find creative ways to reduce the impact of your actions.
@rick073: Battlecruiser is busy cleaning up DCor. They do stop coming, though.
@yako242: Sure, why not. You end up not being able to attack rick due to a freaking battlecruiser.
@Yoyo141: You successfully make charka armor for Yako, but electricity power is already taken.
@Darkfire45: you stop summoning the reaper, barely keep the circle from exploding and the dragons and wraiths both kill half of the elementals with a barrage of darkness.
@Alexandra222: Oh, sorry. You successfully make a door in the wall.
@gamermartin: You revive an undead army of riflemen. However, zombies are bad with rifles.
@fireblade141: ...Okay! See you in about, oh, fifteen turns. Which is about a month real time at this rate.
@ArtyWng: You manage to find rocket launchers for your robotic soldiers! However, Hoovy keeps you out of the Mann.co armory. And then you get thrown out by Saxton Hale.
Do you fear me kylelolcat, muahahaha! Anyways, I feed my kami darkbots and my 10 remaining darkbots to my biomech along with any of the defending forces that dare cross my path! I also have my worker drones work on the creation of bio drones, weaker, automated versions of the biomech. My guard stays behind and guards airship with the drones inside. (my previous post did say I moved them into the airship and you didn't say no, just a quick reminder)
...Sonic, please don't let Pinkie get really really really sad... Just don't let that happen please... In any case, when the DCor are dealt with, I have my battlecruiser focus fire on the wall once more and I have my forces slowly push into the city.
I summon about 5 ninjas body guards to sneek into Lolcatia with me through the door I made while I use alchemy to decompose a few buildings. Then I quickly sneek out with the ninjas I have remaining.
I call in 4 wraiths, 1 dropship full of 2 siege tanks, 15 goliaths also rush in wit 2 vultures and another siege tank, then i drop off the siege tanks and put them in siege mode, aiming for any artillery/anti-air. Whilist my wraiths say reportin in and then go into personel cloaking to sneak behind enemy lines and destroy some city, while the 2 vulture are being B****** and not doing what they're told, the goliaths are saying Goliath online, while 4 ghosts being led by serah kerrigan into the battlefield clock then take out ny infantry units. (all from starcraft )
