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Kylelolcat
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Ever heard of the Yggdrazil thread? Sure you have! How about the Save Lolcatia thread? You might still remember that one, too. Well, the Galactic Races have designated Lolcatia's planet for Unichtozhat, and to do that, you must level the city in order to give the Unichtozhat a level planet to glass. Too bad the citizens don't take kindly to their homes being blown up. As members of the Zakazat Unichtozhat, you can commission forces to help you attack Lolcatia and its defenses.

Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Lolcatia Statuses:

Lolcatia Remaining HP: 5,000,000,000

Injured(Lose turns):

Divinities(Users who run the thread):
Kylelolcat, The Author

Demivinities(Respected Players)

Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)

Avatars(Skilled Players)

Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)

Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)

Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)

Undead(The dead revived)

Dead(Dead for a reason)

ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)

Other statuses:
Weather: Sunny and clear
Time: Midday

Lolcatia Defenses:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
40/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
40/40 Trolls (Flamer)
50/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers
40 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
30/40 Arnies
20/20 Spiders (Demonic)
20/20 Goliaths (Private)
80/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
30/30 Jedi (Knights)
10/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)
20/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami)

Zakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces:
None commissioned so far...

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rick073
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Hm. Have the battlecruiser fly back to it's original position, then resume it's bombardment on the section of the wall which I was assaulting previously. Also, set up a psi emitter inside of LeonKP's base under the illusion that the psi emitter is a cloaking field generator.

sonicheroes95
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"say, do you still have your party cannon?" *pulls out the kritzrig* because I think I can make it far better.

tom0000009
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"If you want something done right, you might as well do it yourself". I get in the biomech and assault the wall myself while i have my darkbots provide support. I also have my worker drones work on the creation of more worker drones.

gamermartin
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I try to revive the super charged creepers and the jedi (from the first page) to work for me and I ask for the bombers to bomb the city again.

Kylelolcat
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Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Lolcatia Statuses:

Lolcatia Remaining HP: 4,699,858,000

Injured(Lose turns):

Divinities(Users who run the thread):
Kylelolcat, The Author

Demivinities(Respected Players)

Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)

Avatars(Skilled Players)

Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Darkfire45(Dark)
DarthNerd(Ice)
Mechninja (Electricity)
LeonKP (Light and Dark)
gamermartin(Necromancy)
Alexandra222(Alchemy)

Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Garriss(Arcana)

Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)

Undead(The dead revived)

Dead(Dead for a reason)

ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)

Other statuses:
Weather: Blizzard
Time: Night
Temperature: Freezing cold

Lolcatia Defenses:
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
40/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami)

Zakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces:
25 Arcane Ravens (Garriss)
15 Arcana Spirit Knights(Garriss)
10 Arcane Beastmen (Garriss)
Arcane Alpha Werewolf Lv.2 (Garriss)
Steel Alpha Raven Lv.2 (Garriss)
Arcanne Golem Lv.1 (Garriss)
20 Shadow Wraiths (Darkfire45)
15 Shadow Demons (Darkfire45)
10 Dragona Noir (Darkfire45)
Shadow Titan Lv.1 (Darkfire45)
1 Auto Trebuchet (DarthNerd)
10 Pandaren Samurai (DarthNerd)
12 Red Panda Bombers (DarthNerd)
10 Banshees (rick073)
Yamato Cannon Battlecruiser Lv.1 (rick073)
10 Vikings (rick073)
100 Marines (rick073)
20 Medivacs (rick073)
15 Darkbots (tom0000009)
5 Robot Unicorns (tom0000009)
80 Worker Drones (tom0000009)
Darkbot Guard Lv.3 (tom0000009)
Unnamed Airship Lv.1 (tom0000009)
Biomech Aphla Lv.1 (tom0000009)
5 Kamikaze Darkbots (tom0000009)
Pinkie Pie Lv.1 (sonicheroes95)
15 Robotic Soldiers (ArtyWing)

@Alexandra222: You become a Vansibane of Alchemy! Now we just need things like Abjuration, Conjuration, Illusionists, ect.

@rick073: You do less damage to the whole of the city of Lolcatia due to that part of the wall collapsing. However, you do do 100 damage. And for some reason you place a psi emitter under LeonKP's base.

-1000 HP: Lolcatia

@sonicheroes95: Pinkie Pie nods and takes out her party cannon.

@tom0000009: You take some damage, but it's mitigated by the Biomech. Meanwhile, you deal 20,000 damage with your whole assault!

tom0000009: -10 HP
Lolcatia: -20,000 HP

@gamermartin: Unfortunatley, Jedi and Creepers have no real power when undead. However, the bombers do hit a vital part of Lolcatia with some red sparkling bombs.

Lolcatia: -100,000 HP

tom0000009
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Hey, you forgot to give me more worker drones. I should have 180 now. Anyways, I continue my attack on the while with the biomech with support from my guard. During my attack, I have my darkbots mount onto the robot unicorns. I also have my worker drones make mechanical griffons for the rest of the darkbots to mount. The rest of the worker drones will work on the creation of more worker drones.

rick073
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Turn on the psi emitter, then call the troops I have to storm the city with banshees and my battlecruiser providing air support

Faunbard
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ooh this game sounds fun.
Can i summon a team of skilled elven snipers? and a pet unicorn?

Alexandra222
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I draw a transmutation circle on a wall of Lolcatia and turn a part of the wall into a door.

fireblade141
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if i can join i start making a giant mega nuke

Yoyo141
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if i join i go to the uneverse of Dragon ball Z and call all of the mighty saians to join our siege against Lolcatia and this is if i can join

yako242
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Shepherd

is chakra an element?
if so i start studying chakra and how to perform these justus:
Shadow Clone Jutsu
Multi Shadow Clone Jutsu
Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu
Water Style: Water Dragon Jutsu
also i start studying arcane arts

Yoyo141
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and than i ask Goku to train me to become super saian, use most of his moves+ his epic haircut

fireblade141
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i also create robot creepers

sonicheroes95
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Fire at will! *unleashes the fully charged kritzkrieg on Pinkie Pie, making all her attacks do critical hits.*

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