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Kylelolcat

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Posted July 15, '12 9:23pm UTC

Ever heard of the Yggdrazil thread? Sure you have! How about the Save Lolcatia thread? You might still remember that one, too. Well, the Galactic Races have designated Lolcatia's planet for Unichtozhat, and to do that, you must level the city in order to give the Unichtozhat a level planet to glass. Too bad the citizens don't take kindly to their homes being blown up. As members of the Zakazat Unichtozhat, you can commission forces to help you attack Lolcatia and its defenses.

Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Lolcatia Statuses:

Lolcatia Remaining HP: 5,000,000,000

Injured(Lose turns):

Divinities(Users who run the thread):
Kylelolcat, The Author

Demivinities(Respected Players)

Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)

Avatars(Skilled Players)

Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)

Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)

Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)

Undead(The dead revived)

Dead(Dead for a reason)

ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)

Other statuses:
Weather: Sunny and clear
Time: Midday

Lolcatia Defenses:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
40/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
40/40 Trolls (Flamer)
50/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers
40 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
30/40 Arnies
20/20 Spiders (Demonic)
20/20 Goliaths (Private)
80/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
30/30 Jedi (Knights)
10/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)
20/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami)

Zakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces:
None commissioned so far...

Ever heard of the Yggdrazil thread? Sure you have! How about the Save Lolcatia thread? You might still remember that one, too. Well, the Galactic Races have designated Lolcatia's planet for Unichtozhat, and to do that, you must level the city in order to give the Unichtozhat a level planet to glass. Too bad the citizens don't take kindly to their homes being blown up. As members of the Zakazat Unichtozhat, you can commission forces to help you attack Lolcatia and its defenses.\r\n\r\nObjective: Destroy Lolcatia!\r\nLolcatia Statuses:\r\n\r\nLolcatia Remaining HP: 5,000,000,000\r\n\r\nInjured(Lose turns):\r\n\r\nDivinities(Users who run the thread):\r\nKylelolcat, The Author\r\n\r\nDemivinities(Respected Players)\r\n\r\nGreater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)\r\n\r\nAvatars(Skilled Players)\r\n\r\nVansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)\r\n\r\nVansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)\r\n\r\nVansisages(Players who have perfected their element)\r\n\r\nUndead(The dead revived)\r\n\r\nDead(Dead for a reason)\r\n\r\nReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)\r\n\r\nOther statuses:\r\nWeather: Sunny and clear\r\nTime: Midday\r\n\r\nLolcatia Defenses:\r\n200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)\r\n10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)\r\n40/40 Siege Tanks (Private)\r\n5/5 Missile Turrets\r\n5/5 Laser Turrets\r\nAnti-Artillery Tower\r\nGiant Magnifiying Glass\r\n10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)\r\n100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)\r\n40/40 Trolls (Flamer)\r\n50/50 Main Battle Tanks\r\n5/5 Bombers\r\n40 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)\r\n30/40 Arnies \r\n20/20 Spiders (Demonic)\r\n20/20 Goliaths (Private)\r\n80/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)\r\n30/30 Jedi (Knights)\r\n10/10 Basilisks (Whelps)\r\n9/9 Assassins (Recluta)\r\n20/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)\r\n10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)\r\n10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)\r\n10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) \r\n10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) \r\n10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) \r\n10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) \r\n\r\nZakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces:\r\nNone commissioned so far...

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theEPICgameKING

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Farmer

Posted November 21, '12 2:53am UTC

Battle mode: Poizaz vs. Epic
Epic shoots a lamp post-sized crossbow bolt at Poizaz's feet, challenging him and interupting his beacon crafting! What be your equipment, knave?

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Poizaz00

605 posts

Peasant

Posted November 21, '12 3:42am UTC

I set up turrets and a wall.

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theEPICgameKING

807 posts

Farmer

Posted November 21, '12 5:12am UTC

...not what I expected.
Battle Mode: Poizaz the Engineer vs. Epic the Arbalest
Epic: 9000 HP 400/500 MP
Ender Dragon: 20,000 HP

Poizaz: 5000 HP
Turret 1: 5000/5000 HP
Turret 2: 0/5000 HP
Wall: 10000 HP

Poizaz sets up two turrets and a wall! Wait, I'm fighting an Engineer now? Okay. Epic casts Flare, BBQing one of the turrets, but the other shoots him for 1000 damage! ow. That was annoying.

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Azywng

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Shepherd

Posted November 21, '12 4:32pm UTC

I dodge to the left and attempt to summon some more undead to assist.

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theEPICgameKING

807 posts

Farmer

Posted November 21, '12 4:56pm UTC

Battle mode: Azy vs. Herobrine
Undead Azy: 2000 HP 0/100 MP
Zombie guard: 3000 HP
Skeleton Archer: 1000 HP
Lich: 2000 HP

Herobrine: 6000 HP

Herobrine swings at you, but you dodge it and summon some Undead at the cost of all your MP. Herobrine then eats a Golden Apple, healing him for 1000!

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Poizaz00

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Peasant

Posted November 21, '12 5:01pm UTC

I go set up a repeating crossbow an fire wildly in Epic's direction.

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gamermartin

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Farmer

Posted November 22, '12 2:32am UTC

sorry I thought airship said airbase. I request that the necromancers all create a giant skeleton army. I also hop into the biomech and ask the bombmers to bomb the offensive line and I tell them that if they are hit and cant get back for repairs then fly into the line. (nuclear power means hopefuly big explosion) >

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theEPICgameKING

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Farmer

Posted November 22, '12 3:47am UTC

Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Admin Stuff
Injured(Lose turns)

Divinities(Users who run the thread)
theEPICgameKING, Kyle's replacement
Kylelolcat, occasional divine help-giver
Demivinities(Respected Players)

Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)

Avatars(Skilled Players)
Sonicheroes (KH Skill)
Poizaz (Master Engineer)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Darkfire45(Dark)
DarthNerd(Ice)
Mechninja (Electricity)
LeonKP (Light and Dark)
gamermartin(Necromancy)
taki242 (Chakra)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Alexsandra222 (Alchemy)
Garriss(Blood Arcana)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)

Undead(The dead revived)

Lolcatia:1,900,000,000 HP
Resources:
1,000,000/1,000,000 $
9,000/15,000 Wood
13,500/20,000 Stone
7,500/15,000 Metal
9,000/10,000 Energy
949,900/1,000,000 Population

Buildings:
Barracks lvl. 2
50,000 Homes (+2 Max population/1 each turn)
Quarry lvl. 5 (+500 Stone/Metal)
Solar grid lvl 10 (+1000 Energy)
Treasury lvl 50 (1,000,000 max $/+10,000 $ each turn)
Wall lvl 40: 900,000,000 HP/2,000,000,000
Royal Palace lvl 100: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000 HP

Defender Heroes!

TheEPICgameKING
HP: 10000/10000
MP 500/500
Current class: Arbalest
Mount: Ender dragon (20000/20000)

Herobrine (Greater Minecraft divinity)
Weapon: Diamond sword
Armor: Full diamond set
HP-5000/7500
Class-Herobrine is his own class.

Weather: cloudy
Time: evening
Temperature: still okay
Lolcatia Defenses:
260/300 Spearmen (Lv 10)
100/250 Knights (lv. 15)
50/50 Snipers (Lv. 10)
10/100 riflemen (recruits)
0 MC Zombies
35 MC Skeletons
10 MC Wither Skeletons
20 MC Zombie pigmen
50 WITHERS
22 Metroid Aliens (Brain-suckers)
3 Red Panda Bombers

Necropolis base: 2,000,000,000 HP
Resources:
7000/10000 Flesh
9500/10000 Metal
9500/10000 Stone
4000/5000 Wood
200/2000 Blood
13000/15000 Energy
Cemetary lvl 2 (Tier 2 units)
Buildings:
Zombie factory lvl 5 (+500 Flesh/Blood, +10000 max Flesh)
Evil Woodshop Lvl 5 (+500 Wood, 5000 Max Wood)
Blood Spire lvl. 1 (+200 Blood, 2000 Max Blood)
Dark altar lvl. 10 (+1000 Energy, 10000 Max Energy)
Quarry lvl. 5(+500 Stone/metal, 10000 Max Stone/Metal)
Wall lvl. 20 (+1,000,000,000 Max HP)
Citadel lvl. 40 (+1,000,000,000 Max HP)

Garriss's troops: (sonicheroes controlling)
25 Arcane Raven
15 Arcana Spirit Knights
10 Arcane Beastmen
Arcane Alpha Werewolf Lv.2
Steel Alpha Raven Lv.2
Arcanne Golem Lv.1
5 Blood Elementals

Darkfire45's troops (gamermartin controlling)
15 Shadow Wraiths
10 Shadow Demons
4 Dragona Noir
Shadow Titan Lv.1

DarthNerd's troops (Gamermartin controlling)
1 Auto Trebuchet
5 Pandaren Samurai
9 Red Panda Bombers

rick073's troops (sonicheroes controlling)
10 Banshees
10 Vikings
75 Marines
10 Medivacs

tom0000009's troops: (gamermartin controlling)
1 Dark Riders(tom0000009)
10 Biodrones(tom0000009)
420 Worker Drones
45 Cyber Riflemen
Darkmech Beta Lv.1
Unnamed Airship Lv.1
Biomech Aphla Lv.6
5 Saboteurs(ArtyWing)

Faunbard's troop... (Sonicheroes controls)
Super Robot Unicorn Lv.1

gamermartin's troops:
0 Undead Riflemen
0 Undead Builders
850 Necromancers

Battle mode: Poizaz the Master Engineer vs. Epic the Arbalest
Epic: 8500 HP 400/500 MP Status: Enraged (Double Damage)
Ender Dragon: 19,000 HP

Poizaz: 5000 HP
Turret 1: 5000/5000 HP
Turret 2: 0/5000 HP
AutoCrossbow: Smashed
Wall: Smashed

The annoying Engineer sets up an AutoCrossbow! It gets in 1000 Damage to the Ender Dragon and 500 to Epic before it's split apart by another log-bolt. The Ender Dragon then tail-swipes the Wall, smashing it! You're pissing me off now!
Poizaz ranks up to Master Engineer! You can build awesome constructions now, and also get one cast of the magic I explained earlier. Look back for it.

@Gamermartin: Well, you really know how to get a lot of actions in per turn! ...You're okay.
Gamermartin's Biomech: 15,000 HP
Bombing-The Bombers blow away most of the Offensive line! **** you! However, the withers smash the glass on 3 of the bombers, then the Metroids infiltrate and take over the pilots! My bombers now. Results:
-75 MC Zombies
50 MC Skeletons
40 MC Wither Skeletons
80 MC Zombie pigmen
50 WITHERS
-53 Metroids
+3 Bombers
Necromancy- Giant Skeletons are Tier 2 and cost 300 Flesh/blood, and 400 Energy. I'll be real nice and level up your cemetary for you. You're welcome. Oh, and I'd increase your max Blood, it's holding you back.
+5 Giant Skeletons
-1500 Flesh/Blood
-2000 Energy

Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!\r\n[b]Admin Stuff[/b]\r\n[b]Injured(Lose turns)[/b]\r\n\r\n[b]Divinities(Users who run the thread)[/b]\r\ntheEPICgameKING, Kyle's replacement\r\nKylelolcat, occasional divine help-giver\r\n[b]Demivinities(Respected Players)[/b]\r\n\r\n[b]Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)[/b]\r\n\r\n[b]Avatars(Skilled Players)[/b]\r\nSonicheroes (KH Skill)\r\nPoizaz (Master Engineer)\r\n[b]Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)[/b]\r\nDarkfire45(Dark)\r\nDarthNerd(Ice)\r\nMechninja (Electricity)\r\nLeonKP (Light and Dark)\r\ngamermartin(Necromancy)\r\ntaki242 (Chakra)\r\n[b]Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)[/b]\r\nAlexsandra222 (Alchemy)\r\nGarriss(Blood Arcana)\r\n[b]Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)[/b]\r\n\r\n[b]Undead(The dead revived)[/b]\r\n\r\nLolcatia:1,900,000,000 HP\r\nResources:\r\n1,000,000/1,000,000 $\r\n9,000/15,000 Wood\r\n13,500/20,000 Stone\r\n7,500/15,000 Metal\r\n9,000/10,000 Energy\r\n949,900/1,000,000 Population\r\n\r\nBuildings: \r\nBarracks lvl. 2\r\n50,000 Homes (+2 Max population/1 each turn)\r\nQuarry lvl. 5 (+500 Stone/Metal)\r\nSolar grid lvl 10 (+1000 Energy)\r\nTreasury lvl 50 (1,000,000 max $/+10,000 $ each turn)\r\nWall lvl 40: 900,000,000 HP/2,000,000,000\r\nRoyal Palace lvl 100: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000 HP\r\n\r\n[b]Defender Heroes![/b]\r\n\r\nTheEPICgameKING\r\nHP: 10000/10000\r\nMP 500/500\r\nCurrent class: Arbalest\r\nMount: Ender dragon (20000/20000)\r\n\r\nHerobrine (Greater Minecraft divinity)\r\nWeapon: Diamond sword\r\nArmor: Full diamond set\r\nHP-5000/7500\r\nClass-Herobrine is his own class.\r\n\r\nWeather: cloudy\r\nTime: evening\r\nTemperature: still okay\r\nLolcatia Defenses:\r\n260/300 Spearmen (Lv 10)\r\n100/250 Knights (lv. 15)\r\n50/50 Snipers (Lv. 10)\r\n10/100 riflemen (recruits)\r\n0  MC Zombies\r\n35 MC Skeletons\r\n10 MC Wither Skeletons\r\n20 MC Zombie pigmen\r\n50 WITHERS\r\n22 Metroid Aliens (Brain-suckers)\r\n3 Red Panda Bombers\r\n\r\nNecropolis base: 2,000,000,000 HP\r\nResources: \r\n7000/10000 Flesh\r\n9500/10000 Metal\r\n9500/10000 Stone\r\n4000/5000 Wood\r\n200/2000 Blood\r\n13000/15000 Energy\r\nCemetary lvl 2 (Tier 2 units)\r\nBuildings: \r\nZombie factory lvl 5 (+500 Flesh/Blood, +10000 max Flesh)\r\nEvil Woodshop Lvl 5 (+500 Wood, 5000 Max Wood)\r\nBlood Spire lvl. 1 (+200 Blood, 2000 Max Blood)\r\nDark altar lvl. 10 (+1000 Energy, 10000 Max Energy)\r\nQuarry lvl. 5(+500 Stone/metal, 10000 Max Stone/Metal)\r\nWall lvl. 20 (+1,000,000,000 Max HP)\r\nCitadel lvl. 40 (+1,000,000,000 Max HP)\r\n\r\nGarriss's troops: (sonicheroes controlling)\r\n25 Arcane Raven\r\n15 Arcana Spirit Knights\r\n10 Arcane Beastmen\r\nArcane Alpha Werewolf Lv.2\r\nSteel Alpha Raven Lv.2\r\nArcanne Golem Lv.1\r\n5 Blood Elementals\r\n\r\nDarkfire45's troops (gamermartin controlling)\r\n15 Shadow Wraiths\r\n10 Shadow Demons\r\n4 Dragona Noir\r\nShadow Titan Lv.1\r\n\r\nDarthNerd's troops (Gamermartin controlling)\r\n1 Auto Trebuchet\r\n5 Pandaren Samurai\r\n9 Red Panda Bombers\r\n\r\nrick073's troops (sonicheroes controlling)\r\n10 Banshees\r\n10 Vikings\r\n75 Marines\r\n10 Medivacs\r\n\r\ntom0000009's troops: (gamermartin controlling)\r\n1 Dark Riders(tom0000009)\r\n10 Biodrones(tom0000009)\r\n420 Worker Drones\r\n45 Cyber Riflemen\r\nDarkmech Beta Lv.1\r\nUnnamed Airship Lv.1\r\nBiomech Aphla Lv.6\r\n5 Saboteurs(ArtyWing)\r\n\r\nFaunbard's troop... (Sonicheroes controls)\r\nSuper Robot Unicorn Lv.1\r\n\r\ngamermartin's troops:\r\n0 Undead Riflemen\r\n0 Undead Builders\r\n850 Necromancers\r\n\r\n[b]Battle mode: Poizaz the Master Engineer vs. Epic the Arbalest[/b]\r\nEpic: 8500 HP 400/500 MP Status: Enraged (Double Damage)\r\nEnder Dragon: 19,000 HP\r\n\r\nPoizaz: 5000 HP\r\nTurret 1: 5000/5000 HP\r\nTurret 2: 0/5000 HP\r\nAutoCrossbow: Smashed\r\nWall: Smashed\r\n\r\nThe annoying Engineer sets up an AutoCrossbow! It gets in 1000 Damage to the Ender Dragon and 500 to Epic before it's split apart by another log-bolt. The Ender Dragon then tail-swipes the Wall, smashing it! You're pissing me off now!\r\n[b]Poizaz ranks up to Master Engineer! You can build awesome constructions now, and also get one cast of the magic I explained earlier. Look back for it.[/b]\r\n\r\n@Gamermartin: Well, you really know how to get a lot of actions in per turn! ...You're okay.\r\nGamermartin's Biomech: 15,000 HP\r\nBombing-The Bombers blow away most of the Offensive line! **** you! However, the withers smash the glass on 3 of the bombers, then the Metroids infiltrate and take over the pilots! My bombers now. :D Results:\r\n-75 MC Zombies\r\n50 MC Skeletons\r\n40 MC Wither Skeletons\r\n80 MC Zombie pigmen\r\n50 WITHERS\r\n-53 Metroids\r\n+3 Bombers\r\nNecromancy- Giant Skeletons are Tier 2 and cost 300 Flesh/blood, and 400 Energy. I'll be real nice and level up your cemetary for you. You're welcome. Oh, and I'd increase your max Blood, it's holding you back.\r\n+5 Giant Skeletons\r\n-1500 Flesh/Blood\r\n-2000 Energy

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rick073

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Peasant

Posted November 22, '12 4:09am UTC

Hm. So, Sonic's been controlling my troops huh? Well, I'd better take those back then. And just because I feel like causing trouble, I'll have all my standing forces surround Sonic and open fire, while calling for enough reenforcements to double my current army.

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gamermartin

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Farmer

Posted November 22, '12 5:14am UTC

I send the samurai and 5 shadow demons and five shadow wraiths and 30 cyber rifle men and 100 necromancers to help poizaz and ask him if he can upgrade my biomech and my dark mech beta. (can you take on all of those ) > also I ask the remaining necromancers to upgrade the blood spire.

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theEPICgameKING

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Farmer

Posted November 22, '12 5:55am UTC

Ah, Rick! Nice night for some carnage! Good to see you, this thread was just barely holding on. So, which side you wanna be on? I gotta find a third hero to replace Marluxia. Well, wanna protect Lolcatia again? I read through the previous CtOs.

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Poizaz00

605 posts

Peasant

Posted November 22, '12 4:00pm UTC

I go set up a few distracting basic golems while making turrets and dodging attacks.

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theEPICgameKING

807 posts

Farmer

Posted November 22, '12 4:28pm UTC

[b]Battle mode: Poizaz the Master Engineer vs. Epic the Arbalest
Epic: 8500 HP 400/500 MP Status: Enraged (Double Damage)
Ender Dragon: 19,000 HP

Poizaz: Dead for realz
Turret 1: 5000/5000 HP
Turret 2: 0/5000 HP
AutoCrossbow: Smashed
Wall: Smashed

Hey, wait a minute! Where are you getting the resources to build these contraptions? Just as we both realize that, Epic splits Poizaz in two with his third bolt! He confiscates the surviving turret, sending it back to Lolcatia as an extra defence structure.

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gamermartin

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Farmer

Posted November 22, '12 9:47pm UTC

I ask the necromancers to upgrade the blood spire and I take poizaz's dead body to the cemetary and try to revive him

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Azywng

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Shepherd

Posted November 23, '12 4:13pm UTC

I have the lich summon more undead and order the archers to start firing at Herobrine. (In Realm Of the Mad God {RotMG}, Liches CAN summon more enemies.) I use the zombies as a bodyguard.

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