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Kylelolcat
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Ever heard of the Yggdrazil thread? Sure you have! How about the Save Lolcatia thread? You might still remember that one, too. Well, the Galactic Races have designated Lolcatia's planet for Unichtozhat, and to do that, you must level the city in order to give the Unichtozhat a level planet to glass. Too bad the citizens don't take kindly to their homes being blown up. As members of the Zakazat Unichtozhat, you can commission forces to help you attack Lolcatia and its defenses.

Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Lolcatia Statuses:

Lolcatia Remaining HP: 5,000,000,000

Injured(Lose turns):

Divinities(Users who run the thread):
Kylelolcat, The Author

Demivinities(Respected Players)

Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)

Avatars(Skilled Players)

Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)

Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)

Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)

Undead(The dead revived)

Dead(Dead for a reason)

ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)

Other statuses:
Weather: Sunny and clear
Time: Midday

Lolcatia Defenses:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
40/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
40/40 Trolls (Flamer)
50/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers
40 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
30/40 Arnies
20/20 Spiders (Demonic)
20/20 Goliaths (Private)
80/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
30/30 Jedi (Knights)
10/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)
20/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami)

Zakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces:
None commissioned so far...

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theEPICgameKING
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Battle mode: Azy vs. Herobrine
Undead Azy: 2000 HP 0/100 MP
Zombie guard: 3000 HP
Zombie hoplite: 5000 HP
Skeleton Archer 1: 100 HP (Crippled: cannot attack)
Skeleton Archer 2: 100 HP (Crippled: cannot attack)
Lich: 2000 HP 0/200 MP

Herobrine: 6000 HP
(This aint RotMG!) The Lich summons some more Undead, but is now out of mana and cant summon more! Herobrine smacks the archer's arrows right back at them with his sword, dealing 900 damage to each and crippling them! The zombies crouch in front of you to defend, holding up shields and spears.

Azywng
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(Does mana regenerate?) I have the zombie Hoplite attack Herobrine. Then I take a bow from one of the skeleton archers and spam arrows at Herobrine, preparing to dodge if he smacks them back.

theEPICgameKING
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UPDATE: Feeling a bit too weak? Need to level up? Try the new Monster Forest! It's full of a variety of wee beasties you can kill for XP, loot for various resources and equipment, and hone your skills! Players now have Levels and XP needed to level up! Your HP is now 10x your Level.

Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Admin Stuff
Injured(Lose turns)

Divinities(Users who run the thread)
theEPICgameKING, Kyle's replacement
Kylelolcat, occasional divine help-giver
Demivinities(Respected Players)

Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)

Avatars(Skilled Players)
Sonicheroes (KH Skill)
Poizaz (Master Engineer)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Darkfire45(Dark)
DarthNerd(Ice)
Mechninja (Electricity)
LeonKP (Light and Dark)
gamermartin(Necromancy)
taki242 (Chakra)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Alexsandra222 (Alchemy)
Garriss(Blood Arcana)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)

Dead (Dead, awaiting revival)
Sonicheroes
Poizaz
Undead(The dead revived)
Undead Azy.

Lolcatia:1,900,000,000 HP
Resources:
1,000,000/1,000,000 $
9,000/15,000 Wood
13,500/20,000 Stone
7,500/15,000 Metal
9,000/10,000 Energy
949,900/1,000,000 Population

Buildings:
Barracks lvl. 2
50,000 Homes (+2 Max population/1 each turn)
Quarry lvl. 5 (+500 Stone/Metal)
Solar grid lvl 10 (+1000 Energy)
Treasury lvl 50 (1,000,000 max $/+10,000 $ each turn)
Wall lvl 40: 900,000,000 HP/2,000,000,000
Royal Palace lvl 100: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000 HP
AA Turret lvl 5

Defender Heroes!

TheEPICgameKING (Level 50 XP 25000/50000)
HP: 10000/10000
MP 500/500
Current class: Arbalest
Mount: Ender dragon (20000/20000)

Herobrine (Greater Minecraft divinity) (Lvl 75 XP 45,000/75,000)
Weapon: Diamond sword
Armor: Full diamond set
HP-5000/7500
Class-Herobrine is his own class.

Weather: cloudy
Time: evening
Temperature: still okay
Lolcatia Defenses:
260/300 Spearmen (Lv 10)
100/250 Knights (lv. 15)
50/50 Snipers (Lv. 10)
10/100 riflemen (recruits)
0 MC Zombies
35 MC Skeletons
10 MC Wither Skeletons
20 MC Zombie pigmen
50 WITHERS
22 Metroid Aliens (Brain-suckers)
3 Red Panda Bombers

Necropolis Wall: 999,940,000 HP
Citadel: 1,000,000,000 HP
Resources:
7500/10000 Flesh
10000/10000 Metal
9500/10000 Stone
4000/5000 Wood
0/4000 Blood
12000/15000 Energy
Cemetary lvl 2 (Tier 2 units)
Buildings:
Zombie factory lvl 5 (+500 Flesh/Blood, +10000 max Flesh)
Evil Woodshop Lvl 5 (+500 Wood, 5000 Max Wood)
Blood Spire lvl. 2 (+400 Blood, 4000 Max Blood)
Dark altar lvl. 10 (+1000 Energy, 10000 Max Energy)
Quarry lvl. 5(+500 Stone/metal, 10000 Max Stone/Metal)
Wall lvl. 20 (+1,000,000,000 Max HP)
Citadel lvl. 40 (+1,000,000,000 Max HP)

Garriss's troops: (sonicheroes controlling)
25 Arcane Raven
15 Arcana Spirit Knights
10 Arcane Beastmen
Arcane Alpha Werewolf Lv.2
Steel Alpha Raven Lv.2
Arcanne Golem Lv.1
5 Blood Elementals

Poizaz's Troops: (Level 25 XP 10,000/25000)
none...

Azy's Troops (lvl 10, XP 7500/10000)
5 Saboteurs

rick073's troops: (Lvl 30, XP 10,000/30,000)
20 Banshees
20 Vikings
150 Marines
20 Medivacs

Faunbard's troop... (Sonicheroes controls)
Super Robot Unicorn Lv.1

gamermartin's troops:
0 Undead Riflemen
0 Undead Builders
850 Necromancers
Darkfire45's faction:
15 Shadow Wraiths
10 Shadow Demons
4 Dragona Noir
Shadow Titan Lv.1
DarthNerd's faction:
1 Auto Trebuchet
5 Pandaren Samurai
9 Red Panda Bombers
tom0000009's faction
1 Dark Riders
10 Biodrones
420 Worker Drones
45 Cyber Riflemen
Darkmech Beta Lv.2
Unnamed Airship Lv.1
Biomech Aphla Lv.7




Battle mode: Azy the Undead Party Leader vs. Herobrine the Herobrine.
Undead Azy: 10000 HP 0/100 MP
Zombie guard: 3000 HP
Zombie hoplite: Dead.
Skeleton Archer 1: 100 HP (Crippled: cannot attack)
Skeleton Archer 2: 100 HP (Crippled: cannot attack)
Lich: 500 HP 0/200 MP

Herobrine: 4000 HP
(Kinda. You have to stun yourself for a turn to regenerate Mana.)

Herobrine grabs the Zombie Hoplite and charges Undead Azy's party, using the Hoplite as an undead shield, smacking the defenceless lich for 1500 with his sword! All the arrows you shoot stick into the Hoplite instead, killing it! Must've got a headshot in there somewhere. Hey, look, my Level implementation full-healed you!

@Gamermartin: Cant interfere in Battle Mode unless the person you're helping accepts. Azy didn't, so...meh. And he's already Undead.
Blood spire: Upgraded to level 2! You actually didn't have the resources to do this, but i'll be nice.
Mech Upgrades: Both the Darkmech Beta and your Biomech are upgraded one level, at the cost of 500 Metal and 1000 Energy each.

@Rick: Your army is Doubled for FREE simply because you came back! Sonic goes boom from the open fire.

@Defenders: Epic, victorious in the battle against Poizaz, reaches the Necropolis gates! He fires another 100 wood bolt at the Auto trebuchet, damaging it but not destroying it! The Ender Dragon then breathes EnderFire! it damages the Wall for 10,000! The rest of the offensive line collectively attacks the wall for 50,000! Apparantly the necropolis troops haven't been told to counter yet.

gamermartin
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I command the troops to return fire. I comand that the trebuche fire at the Ender Dragon and to try to knock off Epic. I ask my necromancers which one of them is the most powerful.

Poizaz00
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Peasant

I play card games with dead guys in the afterlife.

sonicheroes95
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Peasant

what did I miss... asside from getting the ability to snipe with a keyblade and apparently dieing. also, I'm not a leader, have someone else control the armies.

Azywng
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Shepherd

I have the lich stun himself and have the zombie guard him. Then I have the archers fire again.

theEPICgameKING
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Farmer

UPDATE: Any hero can now control any troop. So now one person can lead all the troops while others attack solo.

Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Admin Stuff

Weather: new moon
Time: night
Temperature: warm-ish

Injured(Lose turns)
Divinities(Users who run the thread)
theEPICgameKING, Kyle's replacement
Kylelolcat, occasional divine help-giver
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Sonicheroes (KH Skill)
Poizaz (Master Engineer)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Darkfire45(Dark)
DarthNerd(Ice)
Mechninja (Electricity)
LeonKP (Light and Dark)
gamermartin(Necromancy)
taki242 (Chakra)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Alexsandra222 (Alchemy)
Garriss(Blood Arcana)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)

Dead (Dead, awaiting revival)
Sonicheroes
Poizaz
Undead(The dead revived)
Undead Azy.

Lolcatia:1,900,000,000 HP
Defender Heroes!

TheEPICgameKING (Level 50 XP 25000/50000)
HP: 10000/10000
MP 500/500
Current class: Assault striker
Assault Suit armor: 20,000/20,000 1000/1000 MP

Herobrine (Greater Minecraft divinity) (Lvl 75 XP 45,000/75,000)
Weapon: Diamond sword
Armor: Full diamond set
HP-5000/7500
Class-Herobrine is his own class.

Resources:
1,000,000/1,000,000 $
9,000/15,000 Wood
13,500/20,000 Stone
7,500/15,000 Metal
9,000/10,000 Energy
949,900/1,000,000 Population
Buildings:
Barracks lvl. 2
50,000 Homes (+2 Max population/1 each turn)
Quarry lvl. 5 (+500 Stone/Metal)
Solar grid lvl 10 (+1000 Energy)
Treasury lvl 50 (1,000,000 max $/+10,000 $ each turn)
Wall lvl 40: 900,000,000 HP/2,000,000,000
Royal Palace lvl 100: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000 HP
AA Turret lvl 5

Lolcatia Defenses:
260/300 Spearmen (Lv 10)
100/250 Knights (lv. 15)
50/50 Snipers (Lv. 10)
10/100 riflemen (recruits)
0 MC Zombies
25 MC Skeletons
9 MC Wither Skeletons
15 MC Zombie pigmen
49 WITHERS
17 Metroid Aliens (Brain-suckers)
3 Red Panda Bombers

Necropolis Wall: 999,940,000 HP
Citadel: 1,000,000,000 HP
Necropolis Heroes
rick073 (Lvl 30, XP 10,000/30,000)
Azywng (lvl 10, XP 7500/10000)
Poizaz (Level 25 XP 10,000/25000)
gamermartin (Level 35, XP 20,000/35,000)
Sonicheroes (level 42 XP 41,000/42,000)
Resources:
7500/10000 Flesh
10000/10000 Metal
10000/10000 Stone
4000/5000 Wood
900/4000 Blood
13000/15000 Energy
Cemetary lvl 2 (Tier 2 units)
Buildings:
Zombie factory lvl 5 (+500 Flesh/Blood, +10000 max Flesh)
Evil Woodshop Lvl 5 (+500 Wood, 5000 Max Wood)
Blood Spire lvl. 2 (+400 Blood, 4000 Max Blood)
Dark altar lvl. 10 (+1000 Energy, 10000 Max Energy)
Quarry lvl. 5(+500 Stone/metal, 10000 Max Stone/Metal)
Wall lvl. 20 (+1,000,000,000 Max HP)
Citadel lvl. 40 (+1,000,000,000 Max HP)

Troops
25 Arcane Raven
15 Arcana Spirit Knights
10 Arcane Beastmen
Arcane Alpha Werewolf Lv.2
Steel Alpha Raven Lv.2
Arcanne Golem Lv.1
5 Blood Elementals
5 Saboteurs
20 Banshees
20 Vikings
150 Marines
20 Medivacs
Super Robot Unicorn Lv.1
0 Undead Riflemen
0 Undead Builders
850 Necromancers
15 Shadow Wraiths
10 Shadow Demons
4 Dragona Noir
Shadow Titan lvl.1
1 Auto Trebuchet
5 Pandaren Samurai
9 Red Panda Bombers
1 Dark Riders
10 Biodrones
420 Worker Drones
45 Cyber Riflemen
Darkmech Beta Lv.2
Unnamed Airship Lv.1
Biomech Aphla Lv.7

Battle mode: Undead Azy vs Herobrine
Undead Azy: 10000 HP 0/100 MP
Zombie guard: dead.
Zombie hoplite: Dead.
Skeleton Archer 1: dead.
Skeleton Archer 2: deaaaaaaad.
Lich: 500 HP 0/200 MP (Stunned)
When will you learn to STOP shooting arrows at Herobrine? He grapples with the Zombie guard, which the archers shoot! He then kills all three by tossing the Zombie guard into the archers! That's gotta hurt! Okay, here's a tip: STOP SENDING IN THE GRUNTS.

@gamermartin: You become a Commander from having the brains to counter! Your reward: a small band of mercenaries. Losses:
10 MC Skeletons
1 MC Wither Skeletons
5 MC Zombie pigmen
1 WITHERS
5 Metroid Aliens (Brain-suckers)

@Poizaz: You play Afterlife Poker! you lose some, then win some, then lose...a lot. That's painful.

@Sonic: I'm RPG-izing the thread. You can level up now! Go fight some heartless, buddy. Ooh...that gives me an idea...

@Defenders: Epic is shot off the Ender Dragon by the trebuchet! In response, the ED flies away with the crossbow turret still attached. Maybe I should've fed him...the offensive line retreats to minimize their losses, as Epic class changes YET AGAIN. Oh, and he's detailed this time. You'll see in the next post.

theEPICgameKING
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(WARNING: WALL O TEXT POST AHEAD.)
(TURN BACK NOW LEST YOU FAINT FROM THE AWESOME DETAIL)
(LAST CHANCE!)
(OKAY, SERIOUSLY!)
(Alright if you're still reading, you're ready.)
Epic hacks and coughs, injured from the trebuchet. Things are about to change, however, when he holds his hand before himself. Silently willing the magic into existence, an opaque sphere surrounds him briefly, before dissapating to reveal him in his Assault Suit. A far upgrade from his previou clothes, the Assault Suit consisted of what appeared to be plain, black-dyed leather, with extra padding at the shoulders and around the throat. Thin, bluish lines meshed with the leather, forming a trippy plaid effect. These bluish lines were, in fact, Mythril Silver, interwoven into the leather with a delicate pattern only achievable by the dextrous hands of an Elf or Half-Elf. Epic is the latter, by the way. Across his chest and shoulderpads the Mythril Mesh twists to resemble Glyphs: On his chest a Glyph of Protection, and on his shoulders a Glyph of Air, better to swing swords with! Complete with the rest of the armor are gloves and boots, both enmeshed with Mythril and inscribed with Glyphs. The gloves, enscribed with Glyphs of Force to make his punches stronger and more impacting. On the other foot, the boots are enscribed with Glyphs of Wind, allowing Vekel to float, fly, and manuver with sweet grace. Strapped across the waist, an OmniScabbard holds all of Vekel's weapons in a Pocket Dimension. A relatively new attachment, a hardened hood with Adamantium instead of Mythril mesh bobbed behind his head. It featured a zipper to zip across the turtle-neck of the armor, with a one-way visor. When fully zipped, Epic's entire body would be hidden, as well as his magical aura. Any excess magic emanating from him would be absorbed into the Mythril, which would slowly build up to a shining glow. An excellent reserve of power, and although really tacky, very functional.
(To those still reading...yeah, i'm overpowered aren't I? Well, I deserve it! It's lots of practice on Kong, Chatzy, and a place called www.Roleplayersguild.com)

Poizaz00
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I set up a gremlin farm by putting a gremlin next to a puddle then periodically throwing in healing potions. I then jump in and slaughter all but 1 of the gremlins. (Gremlins split, halving their HP when they touch water. They actively do this. They do not split when their health is 1.)

rick073
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I command all the troops to set up entrenchments surrounding gamermartin's army and to use suppressing fire to gun them down to the last man.

theEPICgameKING
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Rick, I have absolutely no idea which side you're on. I'm going to assume you're independent. Of course, you'll need your own fortress...*Tosses rick a bunch of building materials* Work it.

Elephant in the room: I know, i'm overpowered. Oh, if you're observant, my name changes in the above wall-o-text. It's because that was my character that I used on kong. Tried to fix it for this, but, eh.

sonicheroes95
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Well, first thing first I equip the new keyblade, then I'm going to aim at Herobrine's back and Shoot him for a combo.. (Wisdom's shots was homing, at least on the finisher..)

theEPICgameKING
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(Sonic, Azy must approve of you intervening...then again, he's getting smashed...oh, and only finishing shots are homing. Btw, i'm fighting you next.)

sonicheroes95
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(nothing like Negative Combo and Finishing Plus. and should I pull out my bag of tricks for the fight then?)

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