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Kylelolcat
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Ever heard of the Yggdrazil thread? Sure you have! How about the Save Lolcatia thread? You might still remember that one, too. Well, the Galactic Races have designated Lolcatia's planet for Unichtozhat, and to do that, you must level the city in order to give the Unichtozhat a level planet to glass. Too bad the citizens don't take kindly to their homes being blown up. As members of the Zakazat Unichtozhat, you can commission forces to help you attack Lolcatia and its defenses.

Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Lolcatia Statuses:

Lolcatia Remaining HP: 5,000,000,000

Injured(Lose turns):

Divinities(Users who run the thread):
Kylelolcat, The Author

Demivinities(Respected Players)

Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)

Avatars(Skilled Players)

Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)

Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)

Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)

Undead(The dead revived)

Dead(Dead for a reason)

ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)

Other statuses:
Weather: Sunny and clear
Time: Midday

Lolcatia Defenses:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
40/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
40/40 Trolls (Flamer)
50/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers
40 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
30/40 Arnies
20/20 Spiders (Demonic)
20/20 Goliaths (Private)
80/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
30/30 Jedi (Knights)
10/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)
20/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami)

Zakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces:
None commissioned so far...

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gamermartin
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I command the bombers to bomb the trenches and and have my soldiers charge and capture the trenches. I also send the worker drones into the woods and send my strongest necromancer into the dark mech and protect it with 50 other necromancers

rick073
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I have my soldiers set up minigun turrets at intervals in front of the trenches, as well as setting up AA missile turrets behind the trenches. I also begin making a factory to make tanks

theEPICgameKING
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No update this time, just cleaning up the board.

Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Admin Stuff

Weather: new moon
Time: night
Temperature: warm-ish

Injured(Lose turns)

Divinities(Users who run the thread)
theEPICgameKING, Kyle's replacement
Kylelolcat, occasional divine help-giver
Demivinities(Respected Players)

Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)

Avatars(Skilled Players)
Sonicheroes (KH Skill)
Poizaz (Master Engineer)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Darkfire45(Dark)
DarthNerd(Ice)
Mechninja (Electricity)
LeonKP (Light and Dark)
gamermartin(Necromancy)
taki242 (Chakra)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Alexsandra222 (Alchemy)
Garriss(Blood Arcana)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)

Dead (Dead, awaiting revival)
Sonicheroes
Poizaz
Undead(The dead revived)
Undead Azy.

Lolcatia:1,900,000,000 HP
Defender Heroes!

TheEPICgameKING (Level 50 XP 25000/50000)
HP: 50000/50000
MP 500/500
Current class: Assault striker
Assault suit: 20,000 HP 10,000/10,000 MP

Herobrine (Greater Minecraft divinity) (Lvl 75 XP 45,000/75,000)
Weapon: Diamond sword
Armor: Full diamond set
HP-5000/7500
Class-Herobrine is his own class.

rick073 (Lvl 30, XP 10,000/30,000)
Class: Rambo
Gun: AK-47/200 Ammo

Resources:
860,000/1,000,000 $
9,000/15,000 Wood
12,000/15,000 Stone
1000/15,000 Metal
4,000/10,000 Energy
949,900/1,000,000 Population
Buildings:
Barracks lvl. 2
50,000 Homes (+2 Max population/1 each turn)
Quarry lvl. 5 (+500 Stone/Metal, 15,000 Max Stone/Metal)
Solar grid lvl 10 (+1000 Energy)
Treasury lvl 50 (1,000,000 max $/+10,000 $ each turn)
Wall lvl 40: 900,000,000 HP/1,000,000,000
Royal Palace lvl 100: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000 HP
3 AA Turrets
2 Minigun Turrets

Lolcatia Defenses:
260/300 Spearmen (Lv 10)
100/250 Knights (lv. 15)
50/50 Snipers (Lv. 10)
10/100 riflemen (recruits)
0 MC Zombies
35 MC Skeletons
10 MC Wither Skeletons
20 MC Zombie pigmen
50 WITHERS
22 Metroid Aliens (Brain-suckers)
3 Red Panda Bombers
20 Banshees
20 Vikings
150 Marines
20 Medivacs

~The Necropolis~
Necropolis Wall: 999,940,000 HP
Citadel: 1,000,000,000 HP
Necropolis Heroes
rick073 (Lvl 30, XP 10,000/30,000)
Azywng (lvl 10, XP 7500/10000)
Poizaz (Level 25 XP 12,000/25000)
gamermartin (Level 35, XP 20,000/35,000)
Sonicheroes (level 42 XP 41,000/42,000)
Resources:
7500/10000 Flesh
10000/10000 Metal
9500/10000 Stone
4000/5000 Wood
0/4000 Blood
12000/15000 Energy
Cemetary lvl 2 (Tier 2 units)
Buildings:
Zombie factory lvl 5 (+500 Flesh/Blood, +10000 max Flesh)
Evil Woodshop Lvl 5 (+500 Wood, 5000 Max Wood)
Blood Spire lvl. 2 (+400 Blood, 4000 Max Blood)
Dark altar lvl. 10 (+1000 Energy, 10000 Max Energy)
Quarry lvl. 5(+500 Stone/metal, 10000 Max Stone/Metal)
Wall lvl. 20 (+1,000,000,000 Max HP)
Citadel lvl. 40 (+1,000,000,000 Max HP)

Troops
25 Arcane Raven
15 Arcana Spirit Knights
10 Arcane Beastmen
Arcane Alpha Werewolf Lv.2
Steel Alpha Raven Lv.2
Arcanne Golem Lv.1
5 Blood Elementals
5 Saboteurs
Super Robot Unicorn Lv.1
0 Undead Riflemen
0 Undead Builders
850 Necromancers
15 Shadow Wraiths
10 Shadow Demons
4 Dragona Noir
Shadow Titan lvl.1
1 Auto Trebuchet
5 Pandaren Samurai
9 Red Panda Bombers
1 Dark Riders
10 Biodrones
420 Worker Drones
45 Cyber Riflemen
Darkmech Beta Lv.2
Unnamed Airship Lv.1
Biomech Aphla Lv.7
50 Mercs

Battle mode: Azy n Sonic vs. Herobrine n Epic
Undead Azy: 10000 HP 0/100 MP
Sonic: 42,000 HP 100 MP

Herobrine: 4000 HP
Epic: 50,000 HP 500 MP
Assault Suit Armor: 20,000 HP 10,000 MP
I warned Azy to stop shooting stuff at Herobrine. He's too good for them! Herobrine grabs the stunned Lich and uses him as a shield against the wisdom shots, killing the lich! To even things out, Epic dives into battle, unarmed except for his Assault Suit, which is a weapon in itself. Bring it on and hold nothing back!
@Poizaz: What the HELL is a gremlin? -you gain +2000 XP.-

@Rick: Okay, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. You're now on my team since you didn't make a fort of your own! Just saved you from a gruesome overwhelming death. And here's an AK as a gift. By the way, suppressing fire aims to parlyze the enemy, not kill. Necropolis Army suppressed!
Turrets: Each minigun turret costs 2500 Metal, 1000 Stone, 20,000$ and 2000 Energy. Each AA turret costs 50,000$, 1000 Metal and Energy, but costs 500 Metal and Energy each shot. +2 Minigun Turrets, +2 AA turrets, -7000 Metal, 2000 Stone, 6000 Energy

@gamermartin: Rick's suppressing fire keeps your army from bombing and attacking him! Dont you just HATE that? dont worry, he'll need to reload next turn. Dont you just LOVE that? However, the worker drones do march into the woods, -+4200 Wood/turn- and Grell, the Necromage (stronger than necromancer) hops into the Dark Mech!

sonicheroes95
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First things first, can I drive into Anti? because I have ALOT of fun stuff I could do with that.

rick073
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I tell my troops to prime explosive charges in the trenches, then abandon them and head back to the fort and begin reenforcing the walls. I also make a factory in order to get some armor vehicles onto the battlefield.

theEPICgameKING
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(Sonic, you just used a drive last battle for Limit Form. Actually that was a while ago...so yeah.)
Rick, buddy, we already got a factory.

Poizaz00
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Poizaz00
605 posts
Peasant

This is a gremlin.

sonicheroes95
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Peasant

Well, let's drive into anti-form, then kick this off by basically flash stepping to you, then starting to barrage you with a million hits and going around you using dark magic to keep hitting you, before lifting you up into the air while scratching you till finally I dive bomb you.

theEPICgameKING
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Boss fight: Sonic vs. Epic
Sonic: 32,000 HP 150 MP (Anti Form)

Epic: 50,000 HP 500 MP
Assault Suit Armor: 8,000 HP 9,000 MP

Epic banishes Azy and Herobrine from the fight. This will be 1 on 1...Sonic deals 12,000 surprise damage to Epic with an Anti-barrage! You made the mistake of dive-bombing me, however. Epic twists to the side, grabs Sonic by the throat, and reverses the dive-bomb, smashing him into the ground! -10,000 HP
(Pity you're in AntiForm. You cant heal yourself!)

theEPICgameKING
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Oh, forgot to puy my status effect: Mana turbo (Abilities increased, -1000 Mana/turn)

sonicheroes95
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well, let's block the only way I can. aerial recovery, then time my attacks to deflect your attacks. (every single attack anti has deflects attacks if it hits them, as if you used a block.)

theEPICgameKING
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Boss fight: Sonic vs. Epic
Sonic: 30,000 HP 150 MP (Anti Form: 2 turns left)
Epic: 50,000 HP 500 MP
Status: Mana turbo (passive)
Assault Suit Armor: 8,000 HP 8,000 MP
Good idea! Sonic expertly deflects all of Epic's punches and martial abilities. Epic mimics Sonic's deflecting style, focusing more on blocking and shoving Sonic back more than damaging him. Waiting for Anti Form to time out.

Poizaz00
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Poizaz00
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Peasant

I go make an iron golem to make basic attack golems from what it finds while the boss fight goes on.

theEPICgameKING
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What, are you afraid to post, Sonic? You ARE fighting a martial arts master, and I haven't even pulled out one of my 20-ish weapons yet. Er, 30-ish. Yeah, 50-ish. and half of them are swords.

theEPICgameKING
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POSTLY UPDATE: Units now have Tiers and Ranks! the Tier of a unit determines what level Factory it needs to be created, and Rank is basically it's level. It's good to buff your unit's rank-A rank 5 Tier 1 unit could take on a Rank 1 Tier 3 unit.
Ranking up units cost increases with rank. Here's a table thingy.
Rank 1-2: 10% original unit cost
Rank 2-3: 25% original cost
Rank 3-4: 50% original cost
Rank 4-5: 100% original cost.
Rank is shown by Stars: *is Rank 1, ** is 2, And so on.
Oh, and you can only rank up to the current level of factory.
Troops have now been organized alphabetically and by Tier/Rank.


Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Admin Stuff

Weather: new moon
Time: night
Temperature: warm-ish

Injured(Lose turns)

Divinities(Users who run the thread)
theEPICgameKING, Kyle's replacement
Kylelolcat, occasional divine help-giver
Demivinities(Respected Players)

Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)

Avatars(Skilled Players)
Sonicheroes (KH Skill)
Poizaz (Master Engineer)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Darkfire45(Dark)
DarthNerd(Ice)
Mechninja (Electricity)
LeonKP (Light and Dark)
gamermartin(Necromancy)
taki242 (Chakra)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Alexsandra222 (Alchemy)
Garriss(Blood Arcana)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)

Dead (Dead, awaiting revival)

Undead(The dead revived)
Undead Azy.

Lolcatia:1,900,000,000 HP

Defender Heroes!

TheEPICgameKING (Level 50 XP 25000/50000)
HP: 50000/50000
MP 500/500
Current class: Assault Striker
Assault Suit: 8000 MP
Herobrine (Greater Minecraft divinity) (Lvl 75 XP 45,000/75,000)
Weapon: Diamond sword
Armor: Full diamond set
HP-7500/7500
Class-Herobrine is his own class.

Resources:
1,000,000/1,000,000 $
3,500/5,000 Wood
12,000/20,000 Stone
7,500/15,000 Metal
7,500/10,000 Energy
97,000/100,000 Population
Buildings:
Barracks lvl. 3 (T3 units available!)
Hospital Lvl 1 (1000 Regen/Turn)
500,00 Homes (+2 Max population/1 each turn)
Lumbermill lvl 5 (+500 Wood, 5000 Max)
Quarry lvl. 5 (+500 Stone/Metal,10000 Max)
Solar grid lvl 10 (+1000 Energy, 10000 Max)
Treasury lvl 50 (1,000,000 max $/+10,000 $ each turn)
Wall lvl 40: 900,000,000 HP/2,000,000,000
Royal Palace lvl 100: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000 HP
AA Turret lvl 5

Lolcatia Defenses:
Tier 1 Units
100/250 Knights*
35 MC Skeletons*
50 MC WITHERS*
10 MC Wither Skeletons*
0 MC Zombies*
20 MC Zombie pigmen*
22 Metroid Aliens*
3 Red Panda Bombers*
10/100 Riflemen*
100/100 Archers*
260/300 Spearmen*

Necropolis Wall: 999,940,000 HP
Citadel: 1,000,000,000 HP
Necropolis Heroes
rick073 (Lvl 30, XP 10,000/30,000)
Azywng (lvl 10, XP 7500/10000)
Poizaz (Level 25 XP 10,000/25000)
gamermartin (Level 35, XP 20,000/35,000)
Sonicheroes (level 42 XP 41,000/42,000)
Resources:
7500/10000 Flesh
6500/10000 Metal
9500/10000 Stone
4000/5000 Wood
0/4000 Blood
12000/15000 Energy
Buildings:
Cemetary lvl 2 (Tier 2 units)
Zombie factory lvl 5 (+500 Flesh/Blood, +10000 max Flesh)
Evil Woodshop Lvl 5 (+500 Wood, 5000 Max Wood)
Blood Spire lvl. 2 (+400 Blood, 4000 Max Blood)
Dark altar lvl. 10 (+1000 Energy, 10000 Max Energy)
Quarry lvl. 5(+500 Stone/metal, 10000 Max Stone/Metal)
Wall lvl. 20 (+1,000,000,000 Max HP)
Citadel lvl. 40 (+1,000,000,000 Max HP)

Troops
Tier 1
10 Arcane Beastmen*
1 Arcane Golem*
25 Arcane Raven*
1 Auto Trebuchet*
10 Biodrones*
5 Blood Elementals*
45 Cyber Riflemen*
50 Mercs*
850 Necromancers*
5 Pandaren Samurai*
9 Red Panda Bombers*
Steel Alpha Raven*
5 Saboteurs*
15 Shadow Wraiths*
420 Worker Drones*
Unnamed Airship*
0 Undead Riflemen*
0 Undead Builders*
Tier 2
15 Arcana Spirit Knights*
Arcane Alpha Werewolf*
Biomech Aphla*
Darkmech Beta*
1 Dark Riders*
4 Dragona Noir*
1 Iron Golem*
10 Shadow Demons*
1 Shadow Titan*
1 Super Robot Unicorn*
@Rick: What kind of commander abandons his troops? They all suicide from stupidly staying where they are in the trenches and blowing themselves up. Good news, you upgrade Lolcatia's Factory to level 3! At level 2 we were able to produce Vehicles like Tanks. At level 3, we can get Robots. Level 4, magicians. Level 5, minibosses. -2000 All resources, -Rick's troops

@Poizaz: That would be a Scavenger golem if you want to find resources in the field, and a Crafting golem to auto-produce units. Iron golems are defensive, but you make one for 4000 Metal! Expensive, no? They are in minecraft too. -4000 Metal

@Defenders: Epic is still fighting Sonic in a spectacular boss battle, but Herobrine is here, and orders the construction of a Hospital! Heroes who are injured can go to the hospital for a turn to regen their HP. Regen rate increases with level. Lvl 1 costs 2000 Stone, 1500 Energy/Wood, and 3000 Pop.

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