Ever heard of the Yggdrazil thread? Sure you have! How about the Save Lolcatia thread? You might still remember that one, too. Well, the Galactic Races have designated Lolcatia's planet for Unichtozhat, and to do that, you must level the city in order to give the Unichtozhat a level planet to glass. Too bad the citizens don't take kindly to their homes being blown up. As members of the Zakazat Unichtozhat, you can commission forces to help you attack Lolcatia and its defenses.
Objective: Destroy Lolcatia! Lolcatia Statuses:
Lolcatia Remaining HP: 5,000,000,000
Injured(Lose turns):
Divinities(Users who run the thread): Kylelolcat, The Author
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Dead(Dead for a reason)
ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)
Other statuses: Weather: Sunny and clear Time: Midday
I have half of my worker drones work on my flying airbase while I have the other half of worker drones construct more Dark Bots. While they are working, I upgrade the current Dark Bot.
... do I have any spells for teleporting? ahh screw it. I use the trace as a tracker and start using the trickster style to get through the city to the necromancer.
@sonicheroes95: You bounce off the sumo kittehs and get suppressed by the Arnies again.
Sonicheroes95: -15 HP
I rest for a while and expose myself in the open, with my Arcana Army behind me.
@Garriss: You get shot for your trouble.
Garriss: -50 HP
I have half of my worker drones work on my flying airbase while I have the other half of worker drones construct more Dark Bots. While they are working, I upgrade the current Dark Bot.
@tom0000009: Your bots can only be controlled in batches, so they all go to the airbase construction. However, you do halfway upgrade your Darkbot to a level.
I use 3 Shadow Demons and 5 Shadow Wraiths to enter Lolcatia and bring down the Giant Magnifying Glass
@Darkfire45: Suprisingly, they succeed with no casualties.
Screw the airbase then! I have all my worker drones work on making more darkbots while I enhance my darkbot some more. In fact, I think I'll rename it Darkbot Guard.
I send a giant Arcana Golem at the gates of Lolcatia, it is very resistant to magic and artillery. Magic this big would require a summoning circle and about three turns of chanting.
Screw the airbase then! I have all my worker drones work on making more darkbots while I enhance my darkbot some more. In fact, I think I'll rename it Darkbot Guard.
@tom0000009: Aww...but the airship would have been awesome. Alright, you make Darkbots.
That's it. I grab the huntsman and start sniping some ******** with it.
@sonicheroes95: You successfully snipe ten of the riflemen.
I give a Shadow Wraith some armour and a sword and send it out to kill the Sumo Kittehs. I also keep creating some more Shadow Demons.
@Darkfire45: One Wraith doesn't end up killing the sumo kittehs when they gang up. You do make more demons, though.
I send a giant Arcana Golem at the gates of Lolcatia, it is very resistant to magic and artillery. Magic this big would require a summoning circle and about three turns of chanting.
I love how my style is more I do stuff, Garriss is getting stuff to murder stuff, and everyone else is in the middle. also, I tie a stick of dynamite to my next arrow, ignite the fuse, and fire at the battle tanks.
I ask Pinkie Pie if she can help me find the necromancer controlling the dragons. "because we're under orders to raze the city, and I'd rather not have to kill everyone..." (I doubt I'm gonna get a chance to talk to the other defenders before they try to shoot me up.)
