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Forums → Forum Games → Complete the Objective Spin-off Threequel: Destroy Lolcatia!
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Ever heard of the Yggdrazil thread? Sure you have! How about the Save Lolcatia thread? You might still remember that one, too. Well, the Galactic Races have designated Lolcatia's planet for Unichtozhat, and to do that, you must level the city in order to give the Unichtozhat a level planet to glass. Too bad the citizens don't take kindly to their homes being blown up. As members of the Zakazat Unichtozhat, you can commission forces to help you attack Lolcatia and its defenses.
Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Lolcatia Statuses:
Lolcatia Remaining HP: 5,000,000,000
Injured(Lose turns):
Divinities(Users who run the thread):
Kylelolcat, The Author
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Dead(Dead for a reason)
ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)
Other statuses:
Weather: Sunny and clear
Time: Midday
Lolcatia Defenses:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
40/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
40/40 Trolls (Flamer)
50/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers
40 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
30/40 Arnies
20/20 Spiders (Demonic)
20/20 Goliaths (Private)
80/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
30/30 Jedi (Knights)
10/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)
20/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami)
Zakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces:
None commissioned so far...
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I have half of my worker drones work on my flying airbase while I have the other half of worker drones construct more Dark Bots. While they are working, I upgrade the current Dark Bot.
I use 3 Shadow Demons and 5 Shadow Wraiths to enter Lolcatia and bring down the Giant Magnifying Glass
Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Lolcatia Statuses:
Lolcatia Remaining HP: 4,799,995,000
Injured(Lose turns):
Garriss (1 turn)
Divinities(Users who run the thread):
Kylelolcat, The Author
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Garriss(Arcana)
Darkfire45(Dark)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Dead(Dead for a reason)
ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)
Other statuses:
Weather: Sunny and clear
Time: Night
Lolcatia Defenses:
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
40/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
50/50 Main Battle Tanks
30/40 Arnies
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)
20/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami)
Zakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces:
30 Arcane Wolves(Garriss)
15 Arcane Ravens (Garriss)
5 Arcana Spirit Knights(Garriss)
0 Arcane Beastmen (Garriss)
11 Shadow Wraith (Darkfire45)
5 Shadow Demons (Darkfire45)
1 Auto Trebuchet (DarthNerd)
Darkbot Lv.1 (tom0000009)
Arcane Alpha Werewolf Lv.1 (Garriss)
Steel Alpha Raven Lv.1 (Garriss)
Pinkie Pie Lv.1 (sonicheroes95)
... do I have any spells for teleporting? ahh screw it. I use the trace as a tracker and start using the trickster style to get through the city to the necromancer.
@sonicheroes95: You bounce off the sumo kittehs and get suppressed by the Arnies again.
Sonicheroes95: -15 HP
I rest for a while and expose myself in the open, with my Arcana Army behind me.
@Garriss: You get shot for your trouble.
Garriss: -50 HP
I have half of my worker drones work on my flying airbase while I have the other half of worker drones construct more Dark Bots. While they are working, I upgrade the current Dark Bot.
@tom0000009: Your bots can only be controlled in batches, so they all go to the airbase construction. However, you do halfway upgrade your Darkbot to a level.
I use 3 Shadow Demons and 5 Shadow Wraiths to enter Lolcatia and bring down the Giant Magnifying Glass
@Darkfire45: Suprisingly, they succeed with no casualties.
Screw the airbase then! I have all my worker drones work on making more darkbots while I enhance my darkbot some more. In fact, I think I'll rename it Darkbot Guard.
That's it. I grab the huntsman and start sniping some ******** with it.
I give a Shadow Wraith some armour and a sword and send it out to kill the Sumo Kittehs. I also keep creating some more Shadow Demons.
I send a giant Arcana Golem at the gates of Lolcatia, it is very resistant to magic and artillery. Magic this big would require a summoning circle and about three turns of chanting.
Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Lolcatia Statuses:
Lolcatia Remaining HP: 4,799,995,000
Injured(Lose turns):
Divinities(Users who run the thread):
Kylelolcat, The Author
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Garriss(Arcana)
Darkfire45(Dark)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Dead(Dead for a reason)
ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)
Other statuses:
Weather: Sunny and clear
Time: Morning
Lolcatia Defenses:
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
40/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
90/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
50/50 Main Battle Tanks
30/40 Arnies
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)
20/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami)
Zakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces:
30 Arcane Wolves(Garriss)
15 Arcane Ravens (Garriss)
5 Arcana Spirit Knights(Garriss)
0 Arcane Beastmen (Garriss)
10 Shadow Wraith (Darkfire45)
10 Shadow Demons (Darkfire45)
1 Auto Trebuchet (DarthNerd)
5 Darkbots (tom0000009)
Darkbot Guard Lv.1 (tom0000009)
Arcane Alpha Werewolf Lv.1 (Garriss)
Steel Alpha Raven Lv.1 (Garriss)
Pinkie Pie Lv.1 (sonicheroes95)
Screw the airbase then! I have all my worker drones work on making more darkbots while I enhance my darkbot some more. In fact, I think I'll rename it Darkbot Guard.
@tom0000009: Aww...but the airship would have been awesome. Alright, you make Darkbots.
That's it. I grab the huntsman and start sniping some ******** with it.
@sonicheroes95: You successfully snipe ten of the riflemen.
I give a Shadow Wraith some armour and a sword and send it out to kill the Sumo Kittehs. I also keep creating some more Shadow Demons.
@Darkfire45: One Wraith doesn't end up killing the sumo kittehs when they gang up. You do make more demons, though.
I send a giant Arcana Golem at the gates of Lolcatia, it is very resistant to magic and artillery. Magic this big would require a summoning circle and about three turns of chanting.
@Garriss: And you already lost a turn.
I love how my style is more I do stuff, Garriss is getting stuff to murder stuff, and everyone else is in the middle. also, I tie a stick of dynamite to my next arrow, ignite the fuse, and fire at the battle tanks.
I build another batch of worker drones. In the meantime I continue upgrading my darkbot guard.
No reason
I attempt to geneticlly engineer super-panda-samurai's to take on the sumo kittehs.
I also check the Zakazat Unichtozhat library for any books on frost magic. If there are any, i attempt to learn as much as i can at the moment.
Loving Forums... anyway, here's a post so people can actually see this. I'd recommend keeping a link to this thread if you actually visit it often.
Super-charged creepers on hard mode are destroyed then?Thank god!I dont want those things blowin' up mah mansion.
I attempt to master power over aura.
Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Lolcatia Statuses:
Lolcatia Remaining HP: 4,799,994,000
Injured(Lose turns):
Divinities(Users who run the thread):
Kylelolcat, The Author
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Garriss(Arcana)
Darkfire45(Dark)
DarthNerd(Ice)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Dead(Dead for a reason)
ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)
Other statuses:
Weather: Sunny and clear
Time: Morning
Lolcatia Defenses:
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
40/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
90/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
50/50 Main Battle Tanks
30/40 Arnies
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)
20/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami)
Zakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces:
30 Arcane Wolves(Garriss)
15 Arcane Ravens (Garriss)
5 Arcana Spirit Knights(Garriss)
0 Arcane Beastmen (Garriss)
10 Shadow Wraith (Darkfire45)
10 Shadow Demons (Darkfire45)
1 Auto Trebuchet (DarthNerd)
Pandaren Samurai (DarthNerd)
5 Darkbots (tom0000009)
Darkbot Guard Lv.2 (tom0000009)
Arcane Alpha Werewolf Lv.1 (Garriss)
Steel Alpha Raven Lv.1 (Garriss)
Pinkie Pie Lv.1 (sonicheroes95)
also, I tie a stick of dynamite to my next arrow, ignite the fuse, and fire at the battle tanks.
@sonicheroes95: You successfully fire an arrow into the barrel of a tank, destroying it and damaging Lolcatia.
Lolcatia: -1000 HP
I build another batch of worker drones. In the meantime I continue upgrading my darkbot guard.
@tom0000009: You successfully upgrade the Darkbot Guard to Lv.2!
I attempt to geneticlly engineer super-panda-samurai's to take on the sumo kittehs.
@DarthNerd: You have created the Pandaren!
I also check the Zakazat Unichtozhat library for any books on frost magic. If there are any, i attempt to learn as much as i can at the moment.
@DarthNerd: You learn how to bend Ice magic!
Super-charged creepers on hard mode are destroyed then?Thank god!I dont want those things blowin' up mah mansion.
@mechninja: I know, right?
I attempt to master power over aura.
@mechninja: Wait, what?
I ask Pinkie Pie if she can help me find the necromancer controlling the dragons. "because we're under orders to raze the city, and I'd rather not have to kill everyone..." (I doubt I'm gonna get a chance to talk to the other defenders before they try to shoot me up.)
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