Ever heard of the Yggdrazil thread? Sure you have! How about the Save Lolcatia thread? You might still remember that one, too. Well, the Galactic Races have designated Lolcatia's planet for Unichtozhat, and to do that, you must level the city in order to give the Unichtozhat a level planet to glass. Too bad the citizens don't take kindly to their homes being blown up. As members of the Zakazat Unichtozhat, you can commission forces to help you attack Lolcatia and its defenses.
Objective: Destroy Lolcatia! Lolcatia Statuses:
Lolcatia Remaining HP: 5,000,000,000
Injured(Lose turns):
Divinities(Users who run the thread): Kylelolcat, The Author
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Dead(Dead for a reason)
ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)
Other statuses: Weather: Sunny and clear Time: Midday
Oh whoops, I made an error with my last post, oh well...
I make a second batch of worker drones while my existing worker drones work on the creation of more darkbots. I send in my darkbots to attack lolcatia using guerrilla hit and run tactics.
I ask Pinkie Pie if she can help me find the necromancer controlling the dragons. "because we're under orders to raze the city, and I'd rather not have to kill everyone..." (I doubt I'm gonna get a chance to talk to the other defenders before they try to shoot me up.)
@sonicheroes95: Pinkie jumps up and down.
Pinkie: Okie dokie lokie mister Aonic!
Pinkie claps her hooves and you are all of a sudden in a dark room with a green candles barely illuminating the room, revealing a variety of paraphenilia. There is a man in a cloak leaning over a table.
I make a second batch of worker drones while my existing worker drones work on the creation of more darkbots. I send in my darkbots to attack lolcatia using guerrilla hit and run tactics.
@tom0000009: More Darkbots are being made! Meanwhile, the Darkbots manage to take out 20 of the Arnies before they are noticed.
Siege tanks huh? Well, send in a few banshee formations under the cover of darkness to clear that up a little.
@rick073: The Banshees get spotted immediately because it's the freaking middle of the day. However, most of the units are scrambling against the Darkbots, so they don't take damage. Also, you currently have 10 Banshees.
I summon a giant shadow claw to obliterate the turrets. I also keep creating more Shadow Wraiths and Demons.
@Darkfire45: You took out the AA tower with that claw attack. Also, you make more Shadows for the Shadow god.
Now that I have 2 batches of worker drone I can begin my airship! I have 1 group work on the airship and 1 group make more dark bots. In the meantime, I make another batch of worker drones. (can you display the amount of worker drone groups I have because I'm going to be making a lot in the near future). While the construction is going on, I have my dark bots continue their assault on lolcatia by having them cast a shadow over lolcatia, blocking out the sun and causing temperatures to drop.
"Hi, would you by chance be the meanie that's binding the dragons to this city?"
@sonicheroes95: The man ignores you...
Now that I have 2 batches of worker drone I can begin my airship!
I have 1 group work on the airship and 1 group make more dark bots. In the meantime, I make another batch of worker drones. (can you display the amount of worker drone groups I have because I'm going to be making a lot in the near future). While the construction is going on, I have my dark bots continue their assault on lolcatia by having them cast a shadow over lolcatia, blocking out the sun and causing temperatures to drop.
@tom0000009: Okay, You make another batch of drones and sacrifice your 10 darkbots to create a shadow bubble over Lolcatia.
I go start creating a shadow titan. Meanwhile, I send 15 Shadow Wraiths to kidnap the Dragona Noirs and force them to our side.
@Darkfire45: You start working on summoning shadows into a titan. Meanwhile, the Shadow Wraiths lead the Dragona Noir to you, and they switch sides to the more powerful force of darkness.
I use my Mech-powers to invent a robotic mining machine to give me materials to build more machines.
@Mechninja: Well, we don't need materials since the cache of the Unichtozhat is nigh-on infinite, but you do add to tom's worker drone supply.
I create more pandaren samurai's, and also work to create red panda sucicide bombers.
@DarthNerd: You *******...whatever. You clone out some more samurai and bombers.
I have one group of worker drones continue construction on my airship, a group work on making more dark bots, a group to work on making mechanical dragons, and a group working on my bio mech, a mech that possesses biological components allowing it to regenerate missing parts and consume organisms for energy. In the meantime, I work on a anti-matter bomb.
Hello! hmm... oh I know. *pulls out an air horn and hits it to try and get the man's attention*
@sonicheroes95: The man looks over at you, puts a finger to his hood, and turns back to his table.
I start chanting for the golem and summon Arcana Goblins to create diversions for my allies
@Garriss: You summon a horde of goblins, getting them all slaughtered but buying you extra time to build the golem.
I tell the banshee formations to do hit-and-run attacks on the riflemen
@rick073: The Banshees cannot penetrate the barrier with their weapons! Seems the dark bubble has another downside...
I have one group of worker drones continue construction on my airship, a group work on making more dark bots, a group to work on making mechanical dragons, and a group working on my bio mech, a mech that possesses biological components allowing it to regenerate missing parts and consume organisms for energy. In the meantime, I work on a anti-matter bomb.
@tom0000009: For once, I'm going to allow nukes.
You start making mechanical dragons, but the Dragona Noir destroy them out of jealousy. You also start working on Gold Leader and the biomech.
