Ever heard of the Yggdrazil thread? Sure you have! How about the Save Lolcatia thread? You might still remember that one, too. Well, the Galactic Races have designated Lolcatia's planet for Unichtozhat, and to do that, you must level the city in order to give the Unichtozhat a level planet to glass. Too bad the citizens don't take kindly to their homes being blown up. As members of the Zakazat Unichtozhat, you can commission forces to help you attack Lolcatia and its defenses.
Objective: Destroy Lolcatia! Lolcatia Statuses:
Lolcatia Remaining HP: 5,000,000,000
Injured(Lose turns):
Divinities(Users who run the thread): Kylelolcat, The Author
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Dead(Dead for a reason)
ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)
Other statuses: Weather: Sunny and clear Time: Midday
I cancel the antimatter bomb project and instead use the antimatter from the project to enhance my guard. I continue to have a group of worker drones work on the airship, a group make more darkbots, and a group to continue construction on my bio mech. Since Dragon Noir doesn't like mechanical dragons, I'll make robot unicorns.
"hey, what are you doing mister? can you tell me, please?"
@sonicheroes95: The man still ignores you.
I cancel the antimatter bomb project and instead use the antimatter from the project to enhance my guard. I continue to have a group of worker drones work on the airship, a group make more darkbots, and a group to continue construction on my bio mech. Since Dragon Noir doesn't like mechanical dragons, I'll make robot unicorns.
@tom0000009: You successfully enhance your Guard by a level. You also make several mechanical unicorns. Gold Leader and the Bio Mech are almost done.
I keep on creating the shadow titan. Also I send my Shadow Wraiths to kill off the rest of the Arnies.
@Darkfire45: The Arnies are now dead and you keep making a titan.
Very well, get me a battlecruiser with a yamato cannon
@rick073: Battlecruiser operational!
I continue to summon the golem this time with the remaining Arcana forces in a circle around me, I also attempt to summon back the dead creatures.
@Garriss: Unfortunately, you do not know necromancy. However, you do keep yourself covered from being sniped.
I build a bomb strong enough to blow a clear hole through lolcatia's wall. I send in my dark bots to scout the wall for a good area to place the bomb. Fortunately, they won't be in any danger thanks to the shadow bubble I set up previously which should allow them to travel along the wall via shadows. In the meantime, I assign all my worker drones to continue working on my airship and biomech.
I send a few Dragona Noir to kill off the Assassins. I also cancel the summoning of the Shadow Titan and use the shadows collected so far to make more Shadow Demons and some Reapers.
I finish summoning the Arcana Golem, I also upgrade my Arcana Alpha Werewolf and Alpha Steel Raven and make them attack some riflemen. They will assault with the remaining Arcana creatures the Golem will be attacking Sumo Kittehs, Main Battle Tanks and ONLY KNOCK OUT NOT KILL Frost Wyrms.
I build a bomb strong enough to blow a clear hole through lolcatia's wall. I send in my dark bots to scout the wall for a good area to place the bomb. Fortunately, they won't be in any danger thanks to the shadow bubble I set up previously which should allow them to travel along the wall via shadows. In the meantime, I assign all my worker drones to continue working on my airship and biomech.
@tom0000009: Biomech and Airship are almost done! As for the bomb, they can't find a good, unguarded spot on the wall to place the bomb. It's a VERY well-fortified wall.
Activate defensive matrix, concentrate fire on the city center, charge up the yamato cannon. Also, get viking squadrens preped for launch.
@rick073: The Vikings will be ready to launch at the same time as tom's airship. You manage to shatter the dark barrier that turned out to be a detriment to us and blow up several buildings in the middle of Lolcatia.
I send a few Dragona Noir to kill off the Assassins. I also cancel the summoning of the Shadow Titan and use the shadows collected so far to make more Shadow Demons and some Reapers.
@Darkfire45: Unfortunately, you already made the titan. However, the shattered barrier made the assassins too surprised to be ready for the attack by giant ****ing darkness dragons.
I hit the air horn again. "sorry, I'm just gonna keep doing this till you answer."
@sonicheroes95: Unfortunately, the building and the necromancer are now a smoldering crater. You somehow teleported out before the blast hit and annoy all of your allies with an air horn.
I finish summoning the Arcana Golem, I also upgrade my Arcana Alpha Werewolf and Alpha Steel Raven and make them attack some riflemen. They will assault with the remaining Arcana creatures the Golem will be attacking Sumo Kittehs, Main Battle Tanks and ONLY KNOCK OUT NOT KILL Frost Wyrms.
You finally make the golem and upgrade your other heroes. Your golem takes out 20 tanks, but it can only target one group at a time. As for your other heroes, they take out a total of 40 riflemen!
I begin to build/summon a group of robot soldiers (10-20). Then I attempt to call in an airstrike.
@ArtyWing: Well, it's more like a spacestrike. You manage to make a horde of robotic soldiers and call in a spacestrike from the Unichotzhat Zakazat, dealing a whopping 100,000,000 damage! Turns out the planet obliterating fleet can do some serious damage to a city...
Get medivac dropships and marines on the ground with the vikings and wait for my signal. Fire the yamato cannon and all other guns at one section of the wall.
