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Pouring it into a glass? You're doing it wrong that's why people laugh at you. You're supposed to drink the milk and eat the flesh. Which is why they give you the whole nut. Coconuts are an integral part of the cuisine where I come from, I can't imagine what it would be like without them.

No you misunderstand me too. My main point of you doing it wrongly was not the glass but not eating the flesh.

the only problem with coconuts is that they're nonmigratory and they can't be carried by european swallows.

can't believe no one brought Monty Python up yet.

I want to go bowling with a coconut.

oh man, your right zakyman, how could i have not quoted them by now? SHAME ON ME!!! at first i thought you were R2 because of the armatar, and i was like what (yeah basically, but don't worry, i thought it in a masculine way)

~manly man

your face.

no, they are covered with hair. I'm fine with 'em except they're covered with hair.

Food for thought, its more likely to be attacked by a cocanut than a shark.

I tried coconut milk one time and it tasted horrible. In my opinion there are only two reasons for coconuts:
1. If I am ever stuck on an uninhabited island with to fresh water, no way off and no way to purify sea water, I can drink coconut milk.
2. If you cut it in half an empty all the milk out then hit them together it sounds like the "horses" in Monty Python.

By the way an average of 150 people are killed worldwide by coconuts every year.

So much hatred on the coconut water.

It can taste wildly different from nut to nut. The nasty ones are indeed awful, but I've had a good few that were deliciously sweet. Although kinda sugar beety in flavour.

Such a hassle to get the flesh out, though.

I'll tell you what's wrong with coconuts -- these people think it's cute to make comical coconut heads and sell them in stores. You see them designed as pirates, monkeys, (I think there was a couple with robot faces), and the like. And then you take the rascal home, you set it on your dashboard, and you take a really good look at it. A really good look at it.



Do you want....THIS...to look at you every night when you sleep?

Why do they look like bowling balls? Why r they hairy? I thought cows only made milk am I wrong? And why do they call it coconut milk and not coconut juice?

Wow I thought I got rid of this thread months ago but whatever.

an average of 150 people are killed worldwide by coconuts every year.

Do you want....THIS...to look at you every night when you sleep?

I gather that coconut juice is better with a shot of white rum.

Why do they look like bowling balls?

Why r they hairy?

I thought cows only made milk am I wrong?

And why do they call it coconut milk and not coconut juice?